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offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-02 10:21 [#00537745]
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An egg is like a chickens baby. Next time you eat egg,
think about eating baby.


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2003-02-02 10:22 [#00537747]
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0_o'

But ggs are in cookies... baby cookies?! Eeewww..

I was making scrambled eggs for Luke yesterday and one of
the eggs was BLOODY on the inside.

(we didnt use that one!)


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-02 10:25 [#00537751]
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[i]"life feeds on life... this is necessary."[/i]
- M.J.K.

i'm a vegetarian though.

other words of wisdom:

[i]"when you're talking to someone who doesn't listen to
you, shut up."[/i]


 

offline Red from Hell (New Zealand) on 2003-02-02 10:26 [#00537752]
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its a chooks abortion...


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2003-02-02 10:28 [#00537757]
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I once saw an egg eat a chicken

but no one believes me


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-02 10:29 [#00537758]
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I do. yuo teh man!:D!!!!!!11111


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2003-02-02 10:41 [#00537777]
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thank you
finally

I thought I was seeing things


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-02-02 10:44 [#00537780]
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thats a lot of ch icken :)


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-02-02 10:46 [#00537782]
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an egg is like baby chicken armour, its the chewy centre
thats the baby


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-02-02 10:48 [#00537783]
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It's more of a foetus, actually.


 

offline theo himself from +- on 2003-02-02 10:49 [#00537786]
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"run, run, run. fuck catz. rhyme with the wind. the number
30, jump. eat milk. bunniez. throw ropes on water. smile at
airport terminals, endzone dance. timberlake.net,
scaffolding. the dichotomy of bacardi limon. '50 cent is the
future' C.U. next Tuesday. enhance your chi energy with fish
and zaf. pour polar bears. size 36c saline titty implants.
scoff. cobain v. wade, apostle amplified. bukkake. slow time
first, then sprint. can you hear me now?......good. pacino,
apt. forklift dive. saunter fin. the return of modified
etiquette. 1984. the vatican bank. ol'dirty bastard and
soda" -nietzsche


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2003-02-02 10:51 [#00537788]
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I believe that's called a shell
and their damn good when they are made of choclate with a
chewy caramel centre


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-02-02 10:51 [#00537789]
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Actually, an egg is more like a chicken's period as the egg
is unfertilized, so we're not murderes, just gross


 

offline Red from Hell (New Zealand) on 2003-02-02 10:53 [#00537791]
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its the chicken right to choose..

to hatch or not to hatch i.e. if she can be arsed sitting
around a hard cold shell or she wants to go out and parrrty
:)


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-02-02 10:55 [#00537793]
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eat tofu or die :)



 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-02-02 10:56 [#00537794]
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OK, so it's an ovary, like caviar.


 

offline Red from Hell (New Zealand) on 2003-02-02 10:57 [#00537797]
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wooord



 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-02-02 10:59 [#00537798]
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not really =os In humand, the ovaries release the eggs but
it may be warped inside a chicken... who knows ?



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-02-02 11:01 [#00537799]
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no its like the baby cant control its temperature yet, so it
needs to wear the cover till it can, like a shell-suit :)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-02 11:07 [#00537804]
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an egg is like baby chicken armour, its the chewy centre
thats the baby


brave sir chicken


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-02-02 13:56 [#00538020]
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egg is so gross eurgh


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-02 14:03 [#00538022]
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i don't like the taste anyway. ' _ '


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-02-02 15:57 [#00538091]
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Eggs taste nothing like babies, I know, I have been to
China.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-02 16:21 [#00538117]
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tofu is fowl, chicken is fowl but nice tasty

egg is chicken bum plop chicken say "for fucks sake give me
an epidural" once per egg


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-02 16:25 [#00538122]
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epidural


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-02-02 17:38 [#00538192]
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An egg is like a chickens baby. Next time you eat baby,
think !



 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-02 17:41 [#00538199]
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"ASS BABY" lmao!
Maakies is the shit!



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-02-03 02:45 [#00538427]
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"and He createth the chickin, fed upon it the worms of the
earth and yellowe was its belly, lo for the other animales
did look upon it and laugh, having it neither the gait to
walk nor the wings to fly. And He did warrant it no
accomidation amongste the fowl of the air, nor the beasts of
the earth nor the creatures that crawleth along the ground,
and it was given to Man, but finding no use for the most
sorroful of creautres, did consume it and its young, and in
this did find it purpose...."


 


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