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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint to toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible. 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. 10) Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl. 11) You never know where to look when eating a banana. 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. 17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong! 22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 24) You never ever run out of salt. 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think. 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. 29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had |
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shit. its all there. it IS the truth. |
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Hahahahahaaaaaa, some of those cracked me up. Holy Jebus. Don't stop now, I can tell there's more. |
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29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard 32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. 34) Bricks are horrible to carry. 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. |
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Tremendous! |
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"There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something." true true... |
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ahahaha!!!! that was the first time in recent memory i've laughed out loud reading somethign on the internet!! ahaha |
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10) Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl. what does this mean? |
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Cup-a-soups are these soups you make in a mug. They also make me sick. |
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It's like a powder you put in a mug and pour hot water over it for the wonderful taste of boiling hot water and bland. |
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Yes, there the sort of thing you imagne will be good, "no hassle" food to knock up in 5 mins when you are ill. They taste gash and have little nutritional value. Consider them to soup what pot noodle is to fresh tagliatelle... |
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SUCCESS!!!! |
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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. > i don't like sandwiches anyway. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. > no... 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint to toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. > i guess so ^^ 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. > green crisps... hmm... what is the flavour? 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. > 'boobless'? sad... ' _ ' 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible. > never tried it. i wrote on my diary when drunk once though - the handwriting is huge and a bit hard to read ^^ 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. > maybe... when girls sharpen pencils with knives? do they feel manly, too? 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. > true... i guess it's legal until your fires comes out of your garden.. 10) Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl. > eh? what does that mean? 11) You never know where to look when eating a banana. > at the television, as usual. 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. > a wet cat smells like a wet cat ^^ and WetCat is a cool song by Prick, too! 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. > hmm... no. 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. > don't understand... 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. > yes, i guess so. 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. > especially me! i have a phobia of dogs!! ' _' 17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. > i don't remember having done that but i'm sure i called a male teacher "miss" and vice-versa ^^ 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunit |
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aw, i changed my copypaste... lost the rest... baka me ^^ |
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very good, and an extra special gold star because you're from bristol, i know there's not too much to do there... |
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have they taken 'sense of humor' off the national curriculum these days, uzim? |
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hahaha.. oh man, some of those were classics post of the week! |
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12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. okies these ones are PRICELESS and so TRUE!!! i also enjoyed the MANLY ones =0) this was very cute! |
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By the time you read this you've already read it. This is true. |
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ah, i would have gotten the point if it had said cup-a-soup. we have that same awful sheit in finland too. by the name of 'hot cup' (kuuma kuppi) |
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hahaha i like #20 |
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lol that was great..... its all true im too lazy to point out the ones i thought were the best.... .....btw OPHECKS the cat in that picture is disturbing! |
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36. People always prefer to search for hours for the remote controll, than to just walk up to the TV |
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did you think of all these little gems of wisdom yourself dillinger? if so, you should write a book or something |
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17 sounds familiar. |
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i don't agree - i always go straight for the tv knowing that the remote is probably lost anyway. |
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