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I have nominated Jarworski to announce my death on XLT, if it should happen. I have passed on his email address to my family, who will notify him, and he will notify you. Y'all'd better do the same thing, so we can keep tabs on who is dead and who is alive. It's for the best, especially in this horrible times. |
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does anyone want to be mine? |
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i think the international celebration and joy all over the world will give us a clue Anus |
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;) kiddin' |
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I'll be yours, AP, you're a nice guy |
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That's twice today you've made me laugh out loud. Have a gold star. |
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(but as i said in the otherr thrread, if my status falls to "regular", you know i'm dead) |
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thanks its good to know someone thinks so *harrd and evil starre at morton* |
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if i die, my ghost will tell you... ...maybe. |
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That's a risky thing, uzim--ghosts have a nasty habit of just doing their own thing, wondering about a bit, going thru walls and up non-existent staircases--you'll need a death buddy! |
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hey it's morrton for you.. *takes the gold star and proudly puts it on his chest* *dreams of one day being a moderator* ;) |
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I gave my cat my account name and password, so you'll all know when I've bitten the dust. |
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I have a trained penguin. |
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Will there be any difference in the quality of posts oph? Ceri--that better not be one of my Suicide Penguins--one went missing on christmas eve--give it back!! they're dangerous in the wrong hands! |
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Come to think of it the guy who gave it to me as a "gift" did seem keen to get rid of it... (Realises he is engaging in "silly posting", puts tie back on and resumes blank faced "mod mode"...) |
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and they put you in charrge, tut. |
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There is NOTHING silly about Suicide Penguins--I've trained them so well, that at any moment they can swim to any location on earth and do MAJOR damage! (except Eastern Europe where the damage will be a few chickens and a barn) |
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Yes....no more fun and games for you mister!! You are not here anymore to enjoy yourself, you are here to police! I wanna know who bans the moderators.....and can a moderator ban another moderator? *wonders to self, who could be paid off* |
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I have your penguin Marlowe.......how much are you willing to pay for his safe return!!!!??!? |
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Don't look to me for payment--you can hold up any small sized city for ransom with one of my penguins. I'd like to know how you stole you it tho! |
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don't turrn yourr back, it will kill you twice as fast as you can kill it. |
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I've always wondered that too... someone should temporary ban Andereas, DJFony or Archcarrier... just to find out. And if you don't know who they are, it's because they're NEVER HERE! |
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trrust me, my name is steve vernim, animal experrt, enthusiast and agrrivatiorr |
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hmm. i think i'll nominate ceri. i also want a picture of my death chamber uploaded. |
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Have a look at my profile... I think you'll find the answer. |
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*pays Ophecks $100 to try it on Ceri!* Hehhehehehehehe ;) |
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Some guy who sometimes answers to the name of Yavo sold him to me for five pounds. He did say however, that I should never get it wet, and that I should never feed it after midnight! Is that true? |
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Yeah, I see the link... I even see the Javascript pop up... I was one click away from getting rid of you! ;-) My heartrate went up. |
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bah he is already spoken for.. maybe princo will be my death buddy then. i have such a good plan for my earthly remains. |
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$150?? :P |
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will anyone be my death buddy? if not then ill just nominate someone whos death buddy has already died, so ill make em do it twice |
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I should have banned him while I had the chance... you know, I was just checking, my finger slipped and I clicked ''yes'', etc etc... but then you probably wouldn't have paid me anyway. :-/ |
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I just did the same to you. Not something to fool around with after a few drinks ;) |
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they have all this power and control....and no one suspected them of killing thad? |
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it should be done in pairs. be each others. cos it's unlikely that both would pop off at the same time. anyone want to be mine? if i don't get any offers I'll ask cleo :) |
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i think so too. i can be yourd xceque if you promise to post the picture of my death chamber too. or better make it a video. or maybe both. |
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it's a deal :) i'll make it into a website with mpegs and jpegs, and maybe a dvd for sale. i have no idea what contractual stipulations i'd want. thinking about my own death all I'm really worried about is who get's my record collection. I don't know that I'd trust anyone I know to take good care of it :( |
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i can volunteer to try! |
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List of Duties of Death Buddies: 1. Notify other MB members of buddies death in a "funeral post". 2. Post picture of corpse, death certificate and gravestone as "proof" their buddy is dead. 3. Take over any real life duties and obligations of the departed (marriage, God-parenthood, debts, &etc.) 4. Print out funeral post and give it to the deceased's family. 5. Attend their funeral. |
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A web cam of your tomb perhaps? So people can watch you decay? ;) |
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hahaha i won't get a buddy with that point 3 of yours.. concerning the debts is that really necessary, man i need a buddy too |
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no, i want myself preserved in some alcohol liquid in a huge jar, just like a reptile we had in school. then i want it to be in a round room on a pedestal with icct hedral playing. |
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where will the money from the dvd sales go? |
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your mom won't like that.. icct |
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neetta pickled in formaldehyde!? I'd buy that from the website! |
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hehe i'm not sure who will own me after i die you can try to bargain with my bf. promise him a bass and he will give you ANYTHING. |
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Thanks Paul for this great responsibility. I won't let you down. When I die, the whole world will come crashing down around you all, sorry about that |
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if i'm allowed to arrange you into a pose of my own choosing I'll nick the bass belonging to my mate from a band :) I have no idea about basses but he seemed very excited when he got it. |
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haha this is rreally forrmal now. i love it. |
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I'm glad you accept--I hope I die before you then--don't want worlds crashing around my ears... |
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