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offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-13 02:13 [#00479541]
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this doesn't really make any sense (but which thread really
does?) :P

i but just i thought of some silly thing;

that in case i would get deaf, i still would keep my
CD-collection..
think i would still play them 'cause i know how what the
tracks used to sound like.. :)
this is stupid

i don't know whether i'd rather be deaf or blind (omg!! what
a cliche-dilemma!!)

couldn't miss my eyes
but couldn't miss music either

..excuse me for posting this,
i had only 2 hours sleep this night, and loads of alcohol
before those two hours
so i'm not really clearminded :D

*sigh*
my alarmclock is my greatest enemy!

i should kill him/it


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 03:15 [#00479559]
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Oh, you're so rock n' roll. You've been out drinking all
night on a works night? Two hours sleep??? How David Brent
of you.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-13 03:22 [#00479564]
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*sigh*

you again?

i still wonder what's your problem

go mow the lawn or something
or your beard

looks like the only thing you're good at is being a real
pain in the ass to everyone..

must be pretty proud of that eeh?
quite an achievement IMO
you deserve some applause


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-12-13 03:30 [#00479569]
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scary but your first post made perfect sense..


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-13 03:36 [#00479576]
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it's not scary and it's not intended to be

it's just that i get tired sometimes of people who just post
something to piss someone off

it's so easy to be inpolite


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 03:45 [#00479581]
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it's more difficult to be impolite though.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-13 03:49 [#00479584]
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thank you for correcting me,
i meant impolite instead of inpolite

how very polite of you to let me know after you noticed it

that's very nice bill
thank you


 

offline DJ Buzz from Odessa (Ukraine) on 2002-12-13 04:24 [#00479609]
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fuck ppl, you're just experts at turning threads to
shittalk. boo.

on subject: i think i would keep cds, but never play them. i
actually don't play some cds even now - i just remember them
note by note... Tri Repetae rules.


 

offline str_ph from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-13 04:39 [#00479617]
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I heard about this guy who could tell what vynil it was just
by looking at the groove. In the other hand all the skam
releases come with the title written in braille...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-13 05:18 [#00479656]
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ah come on bill_hicks thats really SAD, trying to get
someone on their spelling on a mb..


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-13 05:19 [#00479657]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



I think I would give my cds away to good friends. I'm too
clearheaded to keep them and play them even though I can't
hear them at all.


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-13 05:21 [#00479659]
Points: 1536 Status: Lurker



bill hicks, what is your problem with the world? did you get
bullied a lot or something, and now you have to get your
revenge?

this forum is for friendly people...

hmmm? there there...




 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 05:34 [#00479664]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker



Do you know what I find obscene? Idiots debating whether
they would actually prefer to be blind or deaf. Do you think
that, just for a minute, that might offend someone who
actually is deaf or blind?

Stupid fuckers.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-12-13 05:38 [#00479667]
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in case someone is blind, they would not surf here. And in
case someone is def, they would not hear IDM. Who can you
offend. Sure, people with blind and def family/friends.

Does anyone here get offended by Morton?

not me anyways...


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-13 05:48 [#00479674]
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Morton niiiiice! :)

In dutch we would call you a "mierenneuker", Bill_Hicks.
And thats miereNNeuker with double N.
Why all the negativity bill?

Bill_Hicks, I dare you to start an intelligent, sensible
thread, since that's what you seem to be here for.



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 05:49 [#00479675]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker



I just get offended by the mentality of a person who thinks
that joking about disablity is a suitable topic on a
messageboard.

My next topic -

Who would win in a fight? Spastics or Mongs.

Idiots.



 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-13 05:57 [#00479680]
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I guess that would depend on which style they fight.
Are you talking Kung-fu, karate?
Or just free fighting?



 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-13 06:01 [#00479682]
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i see no evil intention of joking here. if every topic had
to be thought that way there wouldn't be any threads in the
end. someone could always get offended. i know people who
can hit someone if they say god does not exist (godly, ay?).
i don't think morton really understands what is like to be
deaf or blind, but in some way he is at least trying to
symphatetize. people with disabilities should not be lifted
on a pedestal and we certainly should not act like them
disabilities don't exist and we never ever can speak about
them.

what are spastics and mongs btw?



 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-13 06:05 [#00479683]
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spastic is when you have very bad control over your body,
and your muscles move at random. Like a shorted cirquit
inside your body.
What mongs are I dont know.
But maybe bill can explain?


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-12-13 06:06 [#00479685]
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matrix-like....spasms in slow-mo

Bill...seriously...does it really offend you? I mean, if I
saw a handicapped person who falled on the street, I would
help that person up. I'm not in any way a hater towards
handicapped people, but I can still make fun of them.

I once new a midget who often called me names and told me
that he would bite me in my knees. That guy had humor about
his handicap, but I also new that he had extremly hard times
in his life. But humor cheered him up.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-13 06:14 [#00479690]
Points: 1722 Status: Regular



Just check bill's profile, check his site and see who's the
one who hates and hates.
Should give you some hits on your site bill:)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-13 06:17 [#00479691]
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Who would win in a fight? Spastics or Mongs.

Good god, like you need to ask? Mongs of course. When
they're angered they have the raging strength of an ape.

Why your average mong would tear up your average spazz like
so much kleenex.

offensive semi-related link


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 07:04 [#00479727]
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Hey dutchboy, I don't give a flying fuck what that word
means or if its spelt with one n or two. Speak english in
future you sad little twat. Speak English like all the
civilised countries do. You clog wearing transexual drug
addict, you. The only good thing to come out of that cesspit
of a place was Michael Mols.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-13 07:06 [#00479730]
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nancy :/


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-13 07:11 [#00479733]
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psssst bill hicks

mierenneuker

Thank goodness for Google!


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-13 07:19 [#00479740]
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Okay, students, lets analyze this step by step:

"Hey dutchboy, I don't give a flying fuck what that word
means or if its spelt with one n or two."
That's your good right. I just wanted to make sure you knew
how it is spelled.
"Speak english in
future you sad little twat."
The fact that you responded really proved I did speak
english.
"Speak English like all the
civilised countries do."
Its just what you consider civilised. Looking at the USA, I
dont think attacking 3rd world countries is civilised.

"You clog wearing transexual drug
addict, you."
I dont know what a clog is so I'm not sure If I am wearing
one.
Transsexual is spelled with double S, and I am happy being a
guy and I have no ambitions to change that.
I used drugs yes, but I'm not addicted, since I was able to
quit that quite easily without falling back.

"The only good thing to come out of that cesspit
of a place was Michael Mols."
Who the fuck is michael mols?

Conclusion:
I need to find out 2 things, who is michael mols, and what's
a clog.

That'll be all..


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 07:19 [#00479741]
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well, after a few drinks I'll fuck anything man.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-12-13 07:20 [#00479743]
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shit Bill. Do hemorrhoids really piss people off as much as
it did in your case?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 07:23 [#00479747]
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I'm sure in your own language that was the best joke in the
world.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-13 07:23 [#00479748]
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clog is a wooden shoe, don't they have them in holland?


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-12-13 07:25 [#00479749]
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i'm sure you have nothing else to do than to get pissed on
me ;) go ahead Bill


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-13 07:30 [#00479751]
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Oh yeah...
well actually, I dont wear clogs.
Sorry bout that. another illusion shattered


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-13 07:35 [#00479754]
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Found out about Michael Mols yet?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-13 08:28 [#00479777]
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Whooohooo

I just came back on this mb, since a couple of hours and I
see quite some discussions in this thread...
...pretty cool how such a stupid thread can evolve that way

I don't know if it's a good idea to say much more on this
topic..
there are just some things a have to say though..

Of course i didn't want to offend anyone, especially not
handicapped persons.. that's rather sad IMO, I just started
typing a new topic and i thought about this dilemma and
shared it with you.. I don't see how you can look at it as
offending someone..

ow yes and Michael Mols is a footbal-player from the
Netherlands in case someone was curious about that

oh and of course my english isn't always correct, but i
think more people have this problem (..in fact i don't see
it as a problem, i always understand what people mean around
here)

Well guys and ladies
that's about it,
maybe someone could close this thing,
after all we don't want any war around here do we?

Oh and could someone please tell me which avatar i should
take.. is this one o.k. or am i making a complete fool of
myself?? ..however it's more friendly than my others :)

;)


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-12-13 08:35 [#00479781]
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I like you ærrence and æillip avatar ;)


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-13 08:50 [#00479794]
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Just found out.
I am not really interested in football though.

Merry Xmas Bill :)


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-13 08:51 [#00479797]
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It really suits you morton :)


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-13 09:04 [#00479814]
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great topic! anti dutch, yes, but quite entertaining ;)

but i thought Bill Hicks had a sense of humour! how
disappointing

btw mols is nothing compared to good ole ruud


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-13 10:00 [#00479842]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



mr hicks - it's close minded PC people who don't discuss
disabilities that stigmatize them.

Asking what you would do if you are blind or death is not
only non-offensive, but it is more conducive to facilitating
a conversation about how a person with said disabilities
could feel.

-Feb 26, 1994, to bad YOUR lame ass didn't pass away as well
:)

*jabs in ribs cuz you suck ass for being such a prick on an
international mb*


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-13 10:07 [#00479850]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



Look, I know Bill_Hicks can tick you guys off but if you
work around the offensive nature of some of his posts I'm
sure you can respect him for his depth of knowledge. No one
that seemingly angry can not have some very meaningful life
experience. Bill_Hicks, love him or hate him is very
intelligent and very switched on. I'm done.

Try and get my angle. I try to act as peaceful as I can so
no blasting the dragon kay?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-13 10:11 [#00479853]
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he is a dick. i agrree.
but yeah i would keep my CD's but not play them, i would
look at the case and rrememberr the songs.
and overr all i think blindless would be worrse. but i would
miss music so bad. but i need to see.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-13 10:14 [#00479855]
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doesn't mean I have to respect the fact that he is a dick to
people.

There are plenty of insanely smart people who are fucking
jerks, I'll give them as much respect as an totally
uneducated jerk.

sure Mr. Hicks comes off on the internet as being educated.
Regardless of education or life experiences, to me a
dickhead is a dickhead


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-13 10:17 [#00479859]
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i won't rrespect bill_hicks, why should i. he's a twat, and
he think's he knows morre than he does as farr as i can
tell.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-13 14:02 [#00480089]
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I love bill...
I like the spicy type ;)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-13 14:04 [#00480092]
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you can sleep on the sofa tonight... (*spitefull*)


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-13 14:08 [#00480099]
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Hey I cant even look at other men???
Anus_Presley, you know you're the one for me...
But it was just looking... :(

I wanna get a divorce!


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-13 14:22 [#00480108]
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!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-13 14:28 [#00480116]
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I'll neverr sign, i still love you. i just get jealous
sometimes.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-13 14:32 [#00480120]
Points: 1722 Status: Regular



You go sleep on the couch then!

...Maybe I'll join you tonight...

:p



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-13 14:34 [#00480122]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



ok then... but i'm not being yourr bitch again, its yourr
turrn !!


 


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