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Ever heard the one about the six-foot homosexual owl that collects he-man figures ? |
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go on... |
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man thats OLD.. |
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well i aint heard it |
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c'mon wizrd |
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uhm, did you already do the punchline? |
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c'mon wizrd |
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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was a salted |
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I think he fell asleep. TELL US DAMMIT! :-) |
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He man, I can make my penis ONE FOOT long! WTF? How?! fold it in half :D |
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why did the chicken cross the street? dats da question! =0) |
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LeCoeur > because it was easier than outlining it, i guess. ' _ - |
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Why doesn't polarbears eat penguins ? |
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why? |
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why does it rain? cos of the tunnel |
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sido: cos they slip like soaps? |
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wtf? |
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if the sailor can still salute, he should be able to go to the parade! |
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because they live on opposite poles? |
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A bear walks a mile, turns 90 degrees right, walks another mile, turns 90 degrees right, walks another mile, and is back where it started from. What color is the bear? |
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wtf? these are riddles and shit, and no one answered any of their own jokes?!! *grumpy* |
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red? for embarassed? that it had to be part of a bad joke? |
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couldn't it be any colour?? that's just walking in a full square, i think |
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A square with three sides?! |
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its on the North Pole or South Pole or something, i sort of remember it |
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or wait! its White |
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*applause* |
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which makes it white - polar bear .... groan |
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wtf is going on in this thread? I can't make hides or tails of what anyone is talking about. I must be getting old or something. |
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True Love has made you slow and dumb and fat and happy. |
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oops! >_< shit, musta read part of that twice. i feel like a right dumbass for that |
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*grin* |
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what did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas?? |
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What kind of keys won't unlock your door? |
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piano keys! |
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cancer. |
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No, man, turkeys! |
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LOL! either would work, right? |
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donkeys? i'm sure with a little training a monkey would be able to do it!! |
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yah dood, opposible thumbs style :D joke: what's the fastest drink in the world? |
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mountain lightning! |
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nah, it's probably Pepsi. Pepsi. My answer is Pepsi. |
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what did the angry apple say to the orange? pith off. (groans at own joke) |
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MILK! because it's pasteurized before you see it! get it? pasteurized...pasd-eur-ized...past yer eyes.. ya gotta say it out loud >_< |
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HAHAHAHAH ROck on, man! |
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Sorry for throwing out a riddle and then loggin off hehe! (no one was reolying at the time tho...) Spoonz was right , it would be such a waste of time for a polar bear to travel half the globe just to taste Penguin flesh. |
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*replying |
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probly ain't all that good anyways! |
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(the penguin meat, i mean) |
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