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Captain Beefheart on 2001-08-18 23:39 [#00023022] | |||||||||
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It's pretty fuckin' irritating when people created "joke" posts....... _______________________________________ Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken. ______________________________________ Q: What's worse than running over a dead baby with your car? A: Getting it out of your tires. _____________________________________ Q: What's blue and yellow and found at the bottom of the pool? A: A dead baby with slashed floaties. |
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Captain Beefheart on 2001-08-18 23:41 [#00023023] | |||||||||
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Go on, laugh, there's no reason not to, dead babies are pretty funny, I would even go as far as to say they're funnier then kids with cancer... |
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Captain Beefheart on 2001-08-18 23:41 [#00023024] | |||||||||
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Little, bald, crying, half-dead kids are funny..... |
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leftrightronic on 2001-08-19 00:07 [#00023027] | |||||||||
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d00d, i used to be a dead baby, and i had cancer when i was a kid why the cruel jokes, do you think we have no feelings? |
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Mr Limm on 2001-08-19 00:08 [#00023029] | |||||||||
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Q: How many Aphex Twins does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 7. Q: What did the big dead baby say to the little dead baby? A: Get out of that barrel! Q: What's a dead baby's favourite flavour of milkshake? A: Corpse-berry (strawberry!) Q: What happened when Superman blew into a whistle? A: the little dried pea inside the whistle burst. IT ACTUALLY BURST!!!!! Q: What do you call an electronica artist who's music frightens very furry cats? A: Scare puss-hair (Squarepusher, AKA Tom Jenkinson!!!) |
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hevquip from halfway between here and there on 2001-08-19 01:56 [#00023062] | |||||||||
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Q: what's white, red, silver, and runs into walls? A: i baby with forks in it's eyes Q: what's better than 50 dead babies in a trash can? A: a dead baby in fifty trash cans. |
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Mr Limm on 2001-08-19 02:41 [#00023070] | |||||||||
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Q: Who da man? A: You da man! Q: Who da man? A: You da man! Q: Who da man? A: You da man! Q: Who da man? A: You da man! Q: Who da man? A: You da man! Q: Who da man? A: You da man! Q: Who da man? A: You da man! Q: Who da man? A: You da man! Well Richard Blackwood says that over and over, and nothing else, and he's a famous comedian!!!!! SO IT MUST BE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jack on 2001-08-19 04:13 [#00023077] | |||||||||
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Corpse-Berry. Everyone's always wondering if Richard visits this site, if he did he would see shit like this, I laughed at that "copse-berry" joke. |
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boxrocket on 2001-08-19 06:23 [#00023080] | |||||||||
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it's not a dead baby joke, but.... a little girl is watching her mother get dressed one morning and she notices her tits. "mommy, what are those?" "they're called breasts." "when will i get some?" to which the mother replies... "oh, here in a couple of years when you're a little older, when you've matured a bit." the next day the little girl is watching her father get dressed, and she notices his cock, she does. "daddy, what's that?" "it's called a penis." "when will i get one?" "here in about ten minutes when your mother leaves for work." |
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Pepys on 2001-08-19 09:53 [#00023105] | |||||||||
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Why is a dead baby? ... Because its neglected mother! |
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geonime from geoworld on 2001-08-19 11:53 [#00023111] | |||||||||
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enough with the paedophile jokes! |
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thanksomuch from over there on 2001-08-19 15:52 [#00023127] | |||||||||
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a quote from "deep thoughts": if you ever want a reason to sue you neighbors, just by a small plastic skeleton, place it in their yard, and say their ants ate your baby.... this was really in the book, i swear. |
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whats more fun than spinning a dead baby on a clothes line? stopping it with a shovel |
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whats better than 100 dead babies? 100 dead babies in clown suits whats better than 100 dead babies in clown suits? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING |
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why is everyone gone |
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what do you get when you stab a baby 108 times? an erection. |
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it walks like a dead baby, smells like a dead baby, even talks like one, but it's not a dead baby. what is it? (insert a name of an mb member here) |
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at work during one of our team meetings one day, everyone was telling a bunch of dead baby jokes. here's a couple: Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Corvette? A: I don't have a brand new Corvette in my garage. ------------ Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a pile of bowling balls? A: You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls. |
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hey guys. this isn't funny. my mother DIED of dead babies. |
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omg this must be the oldest thread there is, but still one of the funniest you cant use a pitchfork in bowlingballs LOL thats so "old-adventure-games-style" and really BLACK |
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Scare puss-hair |
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What bubbles and is brown? A dead baby in a microwave. |
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whats worse than 100 dead babies in a wheelbarrow? 100 dead babies in a wheelbarrow made out of sars |
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