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(first line: 5 syllables, second line: 7 syllables, third line: 5 syllables) For example: I see your iris Blossoming in escape from The whites of your eyes This is a haiku It was always a haiku It will never be I unpack my stuff Twisting to glance at the clock Threatening midnight To be the witness Robots fully overcharged Falling on themselves |
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do u love robots? well, i don't, after finding mine in bed with HAL |
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I am a rebel Watch me as I break the rules And use too many syllables in the third line |
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Im not sure if this is one, but this is the best you'll ever get out of me. Man i hate brocolli it really sucks, why is it not meat. its a paul mcgee brand, "INVERTO-HAIKU masterXP 4000 turbo edition". |
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tankas, like haikus, go five, seven, five, but then seven and seven |
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lol! |
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through inverted suns bright butterflies shooting down depressive penguins a man jumping in the core of the volcano empedocle's death in the dead of night withering winged insects purple pollution i hear you breathing can't sleep with that fucking noise strangle you — please choke... i don't know how to write a good haiku, so i stop trying for now. |
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Once was a wizard I got stuck in a blizzard Now I'm dead as fuck. |
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JESUS RULES. |
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that's not a haiku! it's only three and should be five, seven and five! |
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Pasting the keyboard Browsing internet porno. Succulent midgets! (mourning the fact that 'soapy tit wank' is only four syllables) |
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I take a long walk I return to my doorstep I fall on my ass |
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how about we try this i start one line, you go next someone else finish there once was a man... |
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...who had a miscellaneous eggbeater... |
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''The Moon'' The Moon Doth Explode Showering Our Stupid Heads With Big Moon Chunks ''Entry'' In Your Vagina I Have Found Myself a Home I Am So Horny ''The Tide'' The Waves On the Beach Reminds Me Of Long Ago When We Were Cavemen ''Evil'' You And Your Red Horns Holding Your Big Black Pitchfork Stick It Up Your Ass ''Coda'' Bla bla bla bla bla Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Cry Yourself To Sleep |
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very good ophecks ^^ |
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I DO RULE |
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i believe so |
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Why am I awake? It's the middle of the day Draw the blinds and sleep |
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the urine nation is a place where i can hide to heal all my hurts that's the only haiku i remember writing as a kid |
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*sheds a tear or emotion* |
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I will run a bath Sever arteries on wrists I'm deeply in love Speculating on Which way life is taking my Check magic 8 ball magnets stick on fridge letters are arranged to read "I am leaving you" Britney Spears sucks cock Justin Timberlake has claimed Deep throats like a pro. When the wind blows high I will sail away with it Follow where it goes Neurotransmitters One word fills up a whole line Haiku makes no sense. |
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I have a new job A nice place close to anywhere Life is good again. :) |
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Botched! I have a new job A place close to work and play Life is good again. Lesson learned today Proofing is fundamental Rush jobs for mentals. ;) :P |
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Gigantic shadow why was there so much darkness? it was just your dick. |
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Megaman is blue. Sonic the hedgehog is blue. Blue Rodeo sucks. |
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homeless girl scenery for passers-by hugging her knees contrary to popular belief, the 5-7-5 rule isn't an absolute |
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My haiku: Dog, playing in yard Car, driving on road-- watch out! Blood, on the fender |
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true, it's just something all the 4th grade teachers think is an absolute truth and drill into the soft minds of culpable little children. i hope i used culpable correctly... hmm... |
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Cat at rest in chair Dreams are happy in slumber Snore, snore, snore, snore, snore. ;) |
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