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offline Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-08-19 06:20 [#00355369]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker





Something went wrong in jet crash,
experts says

Police begin campaign to run down
jaywalkers

Safety Experts say school bus
passengers should be belted

Drunk gets nine months in violin case


Survivor of Siamese twins joins
parents

Farmer Bill dies in house

Iraqi head seeks arms

Is there a ring of debris around
Uranus?

Stud tires out

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes
over

Soviet virgin lands short of goal
again

British left waffles on Falkland
Islands

Lung cancer in women mushrooms

Eye drops off shelf

Teacher strikes idle kids

Reagan wins on budget, but more lies
ahead

Squad helps dog bite victim

Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to
66

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

Plane too close to ground, crash probe
told

Miners refuse to work after death

Juvenile court to try shooting
defendant

Stolen painting found by tree

Two soviet ships collide, one dies

2 sisters reunited after 18 years in
checkout counter

Killer sentenced to die for second
time in 10 years

Never withhold herpes infection from
loved one

Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84

War dims hope for peace

If strike isn't settled quickly, it
may last a while

Cold wave linked to temperatures




 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2002-08-19 07:46 [#00355410]
Points: 1833 Status: Regular



(bump)
hahahahahaha nice stuff.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-08-19 11:52 [#00355565]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



How about...

Sacked Chimney-Sweep Pumps Boss Full of Mayonnaise


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-08-19 12:13 [#00355585]
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Good, I liked those :)


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-08-19 12:15 [#00355588]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



What bout mine?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-08-19 12:15 [#00355591]
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Sounds like something from the Sport ;)


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-08-19 12:20 [#00355594]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



The Day Today actually, if you're familiar with Chris
Morris, no?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-08-19 12:21 [#00355596]
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Yep.


 


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