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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 07:21 [#00343772]
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there's a little drunken pool party across the alley,
they're yelling, and playing some fucking club dj techno
shit. so i'm making 2 cds of ventolin (video, salbutemol and
wheeze mixes) and aphex airlines, and i'm going to blast
them on my computer and 2 boom boxes :D. and if they just
turn their shit up louder, i'm calling the cops.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-08-10 07:23 [#00343776]
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i vote on calling to cops regradless :)

muahahaha

im evil


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 07:25 [#00343778]
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I vote for putting on some shorts, pouring a pina colada
and whacking your ventolin on their stereo


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 07:27 [#00343781]
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i'm doing impression of them too! and i'm going to call the
cops at 2 am :D


 

offline SwitchFrontside on 2002-08-10 07:27 [#00343783]
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hahahaha.... drown them in aphex !!!!!... i usualy do it
with death metal... my neighbours can't stand the shit...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 07:28 [#00343784]
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HAHAHAHAHA THE PARTY IS OVER ALREADY


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-08-10 07:28 [#00343785]
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I vote on taking out a fucking sniper rifle and picking them
off with headshots, drunk fucks.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 07:29 [#00343786]
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i could fucking smell the beer on their breaths when i
walked by :/ fucking cunts, beer is the lamest alcohol in
the world


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 07:30 [#00343787]
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it only got through aphex airlines and the video version :/
i'm disapointed


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-08-10 07:32 [#00343791]
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they stopped because of your music?

and dont knock beer! its good stuff. just stupid when you
buy cheep beer and chug it.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 07:33 [#00343792]
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and i was already for a fight :/ i was like the bruce
campbell of drunken fight preperation... i had a bat, a golf
club, a foot long chain, and a hammer :/


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-08-10 07:37 [#00343798]
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So where'd they go?


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 07:38 [#00343799]
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to get more beer prolly


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 07:42 [#00343800]
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no man, all the lights were out, no one was there, there
were probably about 50 people in this dudes back yard


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-08-10 07:42 [#00343801]
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cap off some paintballs upside their heads. u could chuck
basket balls or golf balls at them too.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-08-10 07:44 [#00343803]
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They proly ran out of money and beer and left. That or they
all died from breathing some mysterious gas...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 07:45 [#00343805]
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the thing that pisses me off the most is that its not even
who ever was hosting the party's house. this old dude lives
there, and his daughter or niece comes up only in the
summer, and stays all summer, cause he has a pool. thats the
only reason they visit. it's probably his grandson's party
or something :/ fucking useless cunt wipes.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-08-10 07:47 [#00343808]
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I hate human beings. Especially moochers. So git out the
sniper rifle, equip a red laser sight so you can fuck with
them while you aim.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 07:53 [#00343815]
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i wish i had one. i want a gun that kills people for five
minutes :/ just to teach them a lesson.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-08-10 07:55 [#00343816]
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then u'd prolly want a belgian 5.7mm fn-p90 submachine gun
>; /


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 07:56 [#00343819]
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thatd be handy, you could find out if there is a god or not
by asking them afterward


 

offline SwitchFrontside on 2002-08-10 07:58 [#00343822]
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no.... you need to think further than that... make an acid
bomb that showers them with chemicals that permenantly
bleach their skin weird colours.... acully just get 2 litres
of the shit and pour it into their pool... probably killing
them.. but funny for a week or two


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 08:03 [#00343824]
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i'm thinking about hucking dog shit from my yard into the
pool


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-08-10 08:03 [#00343825]
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I LOVE that idea. You may have made me want to strangle you
by dissing the Beatles the other day, but you've almost
redeemed yourself with that nifty plan.

Almost. *strangle


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-10 09:42 [#00343862]
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Yeah, what a bunch of losers - having a pool party when you
can bitch about it on a messageboard! they should get a
life!


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-08-10 09:56 [#00343867]
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It's not about the party. It's about the beer and music...


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-10 10:02 [#00343872]
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I thought it was about having fun?

The boy can't tolerate other people playing loud music he
doesn't like - so he threatens to call the COPS... little
hitler complex.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 10:07 [#00343874]
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dude. it's trashy techno. it's like, worse than oakenfold.
and they don't even fucking live there. and i was honestly
worried about this girl getting raped, cause she was naked
and drunk and all the guys were drunk. and it would be so
fucked up.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 10:09 [#00343875]
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and some dude was like "HEY LADIES! WASSAP LADIESSS!!!!" and
he was totally white :/


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-10 10:12 [#00343876]
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That was my brother Leroy - He has a skin disorder that
makes him look chalky. ;)


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-08-10 10:15 [#00343877]
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Shitty music and stupid people suck.
Did she have nice tits?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-10 10:20 [#00343881]
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i only saw her butt. it was ok.


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-10 10:22 [#00343882]
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Well both "shitty music" and "stupid people" are a matter of
opinion - so judging things because of a difference of
opinion sounds kinda dumb, don't you think?


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-08-10 10:23 [#00343884]
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You should've yelled to one of the guys to grab her ass.
That would proly freaked em out, cause then they'd know
someone was watching them...


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-08-10 10:42 [#00343893]
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Hehe, IDM eltists


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-08-10 11:07 [#00343917]
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whenever the kids in my uni halls use dto play music loud
and it was keeping me awake there were 2 things I would do;

1) If I had the song they were playing as an MP3 (I quite
often did) I would play it very loud out of phase with the
one they were playing. It makes it sound crap and echoey.
After I did this for 3 songs in a row they turned it off.

2) I played Come to Daddy and Ventolin as loud as I could
w/o damaging my speakers. It really hurt my ears, but they
soon got the message and turned it down.



 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-10 11:11 [#00343923]
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So is your philosophy

Fight Fire With Fire?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-08-10 11:16 [#00343928]
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No, if someone did something bad, I wouldn't neccesarilly do
it back. But loud music vs. loud music is more funny than
nasty.


 

offline flim-flam from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-10 11:19 [#00343932]
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Get a rifle.....go round there and shoot em all!!!!


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-08-10 11:20 [#00343934]
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M-16


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-10 11:25 [#00343940]
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Often does turn nasty as it goes. I believe toleration is
the key. One day it's you who's enjoying loud music, next
day it's your neighbour. Seems people always tolerate the
wrong things.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-03-01 02:19 [#00575285]
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drunks are funny.

sometimes.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-03-01 04:31 [#00575328]
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just bust in theirr frront doorr naked wielding a shotgun.
that always worrks forr me.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-03-01 04:39 [#00575334]
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lol


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-03-01 11:02 [#00575631]
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i remember this!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-03-01 11:03 [#00575632]
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i didn't get along with switch frontside much at first...
and now i miss him :/


 

offline loaderror from kansas city (United States) on 2003-03-01 11:19 [#00575648]
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why not blast merzbow


 

offline Psytech from Arvika (Sweden) on 2003-03-01 14:45 [#00575784]
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Why didn't you join them instead...parties are good fun :)
Call the cops is just to be fuckin rude IMHO


 

offline Cfern from Sacto (United States) on 2003-03-01 16:03 [#00575899]
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calling the cops on a party??

thats the loserist shit i've ever heard in the world.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-03-01 16:40 [#00575962]
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dont call the cops, although its probably over by now, but
id just blow more shit music out louder.


 


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