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While visiting England, President George Bush was invited to tea with the Queen. Bush asks the Queen what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: "Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that Georgie?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Upon returning to Washington DC, Bush decides he'd better put his advisors to the test. He summons Dick Cheney to the White House and says, "Dick, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, George. What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Cheney hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Cheney leaves. Cheney immediately calls John Aschroft and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Aschroft and Cheney call Osama Bin Laden in Eastern Afghanistan and explain their problem. "Now look here Osama, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Bin Laden answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiots." Much relieved, Cheney rushes back to Bush and exclaims, "I know the answer, George! I know who it is!......... It's Osama Bin Laden!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong! it's Tony Blair you fools!" |
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I think this joke was told at least three times on this messageboard so far. but as it's told by this sexy chick Salma, we are willing to forgive you. |
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haha ok thanks for ur mercy... |
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You know we love you here. |
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I always thought they were a ripoff of the Stone Temple Pilots. |
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I dunno, I always hated that american sub-grunge scene... |
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i love u too): |
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How about some tongue-kissing, hottiepants? |
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I suppose their clever plot to sound American worked after all. |
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I mean, this thread is going to be closed anyway, so why not have some fun while we can... |
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Who? Bush? Excuse my vast ignorance, but I dunno if either STP or Bush are american or european. my girlfriend told me that Bush play stadiums in america as opposed to being near anonymous in europe, so I automatically assumed they are american... |
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hottiepants? actually...i'm not wearing any pants *wink wink* |
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Oh, wwoooww, you tease you, tell me more, tell me more (you sound as if you have some experience with phone or irc sex) |
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i have experience with sex in all formats baby |
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ooooh, perhaps you could give me some lessons, you hotrod. |
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salma designed this pleasure method just to suit the unique desires of Meho Krljic : pick up the nearest fruit or vegetable stick it up ur ass..sit on ur ass and move up and down repeatedly...then take ur hand and start slapping ur ass silly as strong as u can...wave ur other hand around in the gayest fashion u could manage while yelling out ur own name very loudly...all this while suckin ur own nipples.... |
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Nearest... *picks up a pineapple...* |
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Arrggghhh, the immense pleasure (though my colleagues keep giving me these stares) |
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glad to have helped...just tell ur colleagues to join in the fun... pineapples are the best spikey nice choice i have to go to sleep now...bye *waves tits right and left in a repeated motion* |
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Nitey night, Salma, have hot, sexy dreams you horny bee-yatch, you. |
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