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This site has som funny reading. You got anything to add? this is very true for example... MOTORCYCLES "Motorcycles usually change from Harley Davidson choppers when engaged in highway operations to Yamaha Dirt bikes when operated off-road (as in "Then Came Bronson"). Police Harleys will morph into Triumph Bonnevilles when operating in tight quarters (on the ship in "Magnum Force"). " Haha!! i have often seen this in movies=) The tires suddenly morphs to Offroad tires!! This is also good... ANIMALS "Bad guys will always get killed by a snake, while the hero simply reaches out and picks it up with his bare hands. (In addition, he will either break the reptile's neck (?) or bite it's head off) Deadly reptiles will always attack a woman first, even if she's in the presence of thirty men. Dogs always know who's bad, and bark at them." |
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I know carton boxes are always empty when a car crashes into them. Why can't there be cool stuff in them? (feathers or so ,hihi!!) |
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BARS/DRINKING "A cup of black coffee/splash of cold water in face is enough to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober in a split second (see several thousand westerns, and "Peter's Friends.") " |
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you mean "carbon" boxes? |
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you mean "cardboard" boxes? |
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haha!! yes....ehm! |
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no. what is carbon? |
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aaargh!! whatever! a box is a box! |
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BIOLOGY AND GENETICS "People are often exact duplicates of remote ancestors, or of their parent at the same age. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. Newborn babies can babble, crawl, and hold their heads steady." HAHA!! this is some true shit!! |
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the Villans are always fucking idiots that talk for 30 minutes and watch the people get away and do crap all till they die.... and there is always some science geek with supernatural strength and agility. |
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People forget that their best friend has just been brutely murdered and don't even mention them for the remainder of the film. |
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Yeah haha!! |
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Shooting the tire of a car will cause it to flip 12 times and explode, even though the driver had just been complaining they had nearly ran out of gas. |
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The "hero" will normally have a hand gun and come up against 12 enemy troops each firing machine guns. He will run down a corridor with every single bullet missing him. Then he will do a roll and with six bullets left in the barrel he can take out all 12 troops |
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yeh but then the driver crawls out all broken and bleeding, but in a mere 12 seconds, he will have fully recovered and even though his arm i broken at a 90 degree angle he will manage to save some people using it and feel no pain.l plus cops always know the bad people fron the good, 15 people shooting at each other and the cops shoot the 6 bad guys and not worrie about the other having and using highly illegal weaponry in braod daylight amoungst a croud of civillians |
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You can have no legal affiliation, kill a shit load of people and then just walk past the police, FBI, army etc. etc. at the end of the film. |
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yeah just kill a bunch a people , i mean hey! they where badguys haha!! Danny Gloover's character shoots the badguy right betwen the eyes at the end of Lethal weapon 2 (i think?) and he is completely unarmed!!! Its a excecution!! haha!! |
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MEN "Men on rafts, jungles, deserts or other extended duty don't have to carry razors because their beards don't grow. Counterpoint: Unless they drink, in which case 3-day stubble appears in 3 hrs." hehehe!! |
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hahaha, these are great! I'm gonna check the rest of that page out! |
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Here's some more: http://www.filmsound.org/cliche/ |
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"Kookaburras (a type of large Australian kingfisher) are inhabitants of African/South American jungles, not Australian open forest. (laughing bird sound, see most Tarzan films). " HAHA!! funny shit! its true you always here the Kookaburras in every jungle!! Great site Laserbeak=) |
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nobody ever bumps into anything and everyone knows they're way around a building they've never been in before, including the way around the air conditioning ! |
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now i remember a perfect example of a motorcycle morph scene!! The motorcycle chase scene at the end of Mission Imposible 2!!!! Notice how it changes to offroad tires all of the sudden when Tom cruise leave the highway!! |
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SEX! "All beds have a special L-shaped top sheet, which reaches up to armpit level on women but only to waist level on men. No-one ever needs a kleenex after sex. If you're a woman in a film and have just finished a steamy lovemaking session, make sure to lay back and pull the sheets up to your neck, just like in real life. All women moan during sex, but none sweat. Women (and men less often) either make love with their underclothes on or have put them back on in the immediate aftermath. Two total strangers, upon falling into bed together, will always reach an incredibly intense, mutual, and SIMULTANEOUS orgasm on the first try. " lol !!! |
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Hey this was a good topic =) I was so young back then. |
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what is a clishe? |
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''nobody ever bumps into anything and everyone knows they're way around a building they've never been in before, including the way around the air conditioning ! Hehehe, so true. And I love in Deus Ex how there's ALWAYS a grating you can crawl into, right out in the open. You can get into any locked room, as long as you can find the 3 foot hole in the wall. I remember this topic, but I didn't reply for whatever reason. Now I'm going to rectify that. Right... NOW |
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Youre back with a vengence! =) Are you the only one left now with "penis" writen on your forehead? |
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I sorted all the topics i have ever created and had a look thru. Some good ones and some crap ones. Im like 95% good and 5% crap. Quite entertaining , i recomend everyone to do this. Now when the search function is down you have to be a bit creative (and patient) when diggin up old shit. Maybe you can bump your classic "how big is your penis?" thread ophecks =) |
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A "Clishe" is a "Cliche" with an s instead of c. I like it better that way sir. |
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