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If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrial or their vehicles? ----------------------------------- If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. ----------------------------------- Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria. ----------------------------------- Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants. ----------------------------------- You are more likely to be struck by lightning than to be eaten by a shark. You are more likely to be infected by flesh-eating bacteria than you are to be struck by lightning. ----------------------------------- If you urinate when swimming in a South American River, you may encounter the candiru. Drawn to warmth, this tiny fish is known to follow a stream of urine to its source, swim inside the body, and flare is barbed fins. It will remain firmly embedded in the flesh until surgically removed. ----------------------------------- When a pilot light in a gas barbecue fails to ignite the gas jets properly, it is easy for you to inhale gas accidentally while trying to light it by hand. If this has happened, when the match does light, sometimes a trail of flame will blaze from the jet onto your mouth, filling your lungs with fire. Oddly enough, you would suffocate before burning to death as the flame would consume the oxygen in every breath you would take. ----------------------------------- The soft plastic headphones used on airplanes create a warm, moist environment in the ear canal that is ideal for breeding bacteria. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. ---------------- |
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the 1st one pisses me off man! that one's up for the aliens to decide! |
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yeah i read about that fish that swims up your urine in an SAS survival handbook once when i was taking a shit in my sister-in-law's house -- fascintating and horrible |
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(i WAS in the toilet at the time, before any wise-asses like ophecks say anything) |
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the second to the last one is the funniest. they all seem to have this fight club allure to them. |
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i supress my sneezes most of the time |
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LOL! yeah, i thought you must of taken a shit in her bedroom or something like that. |
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nice |
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the 2nd one sounds like something old ladies would say |
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oh, and it was the fact that was fascinating and horrible, not my shit, which was just fine thank-you |
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im glad your body has good "plumbing" there marlowe! ;-P |
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i find cranberry juice adds to a pleasant dump in the lavatory bowl |
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damn it! as soon as i go and grab some food you mention that!?! *shudders* |
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lol, i have read that before, its still funny ! |
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i apologise mr baker, but it seems to, i dono, make a lining in the alimentary canal, thereby making the "turd motion" more satisfying and smoothe -- i wonder if lots of practicing homoseXuals drink large quantities of cranberry juice... *hmmm* |
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one time, i was in class, and my teacher was lecturing, and i had to sneeze.. so i suppresed it... so i wouldnt interupt... but as soon as i did... she stoped everything and was like "dont ever supress a sneeze, it can severly damage your lungs" she went on for a few minutes about it... got the opposite effect... :) |
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blllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraahhh (princo vomits) |
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sorry to get technical - who on this board likes to take it up the ass anyways? |
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