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I'll probably just be silent as I die...or I'd try to think of something clever and say "ow".. |
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hehehehe how about "i regret nothing!" |
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or maybe... "this isnt funnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy!" (falls off cliff) |
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when i was a little kid i used to think my last words would be "hulk hogan, nolan ryan, michael jackson" |
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I bet if you died, all your red color would fade and you'd return to the center of the screen for a time-out taking with you only your eyes and body outline. Then you'd return and harass ms. pac man again and again and again, why don't you give it up? Why the hell do you want to kill her so bad? You'll probably be bored if you finally kill her, at least now you have something to do. |
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LOL! |
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''Angelina Jolie, we have fucked each other tonight SO violently and aggressively that I think my heart is going to give out.'' *dies |
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It's the dimple on her cheek that drives me CRAZY! |
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stupid worthless hormones, as if it's beneficial or desireable in any way anymore to breed. Then there's laws that punish raping, what the hell is up with the entire system??, it's obviously completely flawed. Stupid political jaw flapping humans. |
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"dont worry these berries are completely harmless. look ill try one myself to show you..." |
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When you diss Blinky, you also diss Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. Fear the Pac Ghosts! |
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"dont worry playing russian roulette is completely harmless. look ill go first to show you..." |
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haha! |
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"oh jesus,,,,,, this milk is,,, rancid,,,," |
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Hah! |
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i'll probably mutter the name of the girl i am completely infactuated with, only to have her accused of my death one way or another. |
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fuck it, let's go bowling. |
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These are my last words. *dies Why should one's last words have any special significance in relation to one's first words or words spoken between ones first and last words, or words spoken between the last word and the middle of the first word's last word, or words spoken on top of the inside of the second words word word. |
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::counts how many times you said the word "word":: Fourteen I believe, though my eyes are getting heavy..and I'm extremely bored right now. |
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ROSEBUD! |
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Dang. |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! |
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beware of the penguins. |
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to any random passer by: "do you give head?" and "quickly" |
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Lol. "Pull the noose tighter" shlop, shlop, shlop "That's it. Uh, uh, uh" shlop, shlop, shlop...shlop...shlop...............shlop. |
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see ya in hell! |
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Last thing I will ever hear: "I got dibbs on his computer!" "Fine, but I got his synth!" |
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game over |
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then.... where is my toothpaste??? |
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"tell tiny tim i wont be coming home for christmas" "no, cut the green wire..." "you wouldnt Dare pull that trigger" |
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well, it was about time anyway |
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"Only Captain America can save us now!" |
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gaa, err, baa, waa... zaa. |
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or... all I wanted was a hair cut !!! |
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DONT PRESS THE RED B......... |
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remember...*caugh*...if the cheese is green - don't eat it! |
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look at it, its not even moving, just go touch it.... |
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"no really, carbon monoxide is a way cool high, let me show you..." "I want my mummy" "Shit I left the gas on" "damn you, i just dry cleaned this suit" "I finally have it. The meaning of life. The answer to that great question of life, the universe and everything. Its... urgh" |
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"Hmm, i wonder what would happen if i was to try and pick my nose with this meat hook whilst on this high speed, very bumpy, train ride?" |
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(on train) "do not lean out of the window? i wonder why?" |
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pass me the bong will you? |
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"... well... ok, I'll pull your finger..." |
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can u pass the salt? |
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"Why have I smoked too much???" |
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" what are you stupid? it's dead! stop being such a pansy, look..." |
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"i'll be back" |
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-"what would you like on your tombstone?" -"pepperoni." |
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"woopdee doodeee doooooo!" |
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"Give it here, I'll do it you dumb fucker ! .. Right. Now, I'm pretty sure the blue wire goes in here*" |
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"Nah mate, theres no tigers round here , you dumb fucker !" |
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