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rob fragilenine from alpha café on 2001-07-19 19:18 [#00016628] | |||||||||
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tomorrow i went to the market. it was fun. i learned how to play the pickle. i also saw a butcher there. he was selling websites. he also showed me how to pick up a grain of sand. my friend jerinospam cannot join us, as he is off playing squash with his friend perry (who is actually a duck). he only knows one move, and that is the upwards downwards load spin wash cycle. i have some more quads, i'm giving them away if anyone needs them. they are of almost mint condition, they have only been used once for a flogging of the pigs festival. i also have some counterfeit bread beards. i may or may not decide to sell these antique objects if anyone can negotiate a good price for them. 'wow' i said as a flock of donkeys flew into my uncle's belly button lint stack. robin williams then showed his gratitude. noel edmonds once told me that he likes shaving his pet duck. i told him this was impossible, as his hands are a lot smaller than a car. he tried to hit me in the face, but when his hand came for me, i refused to let my antique dishwasher go. therefore, noel's hand extended above below the small big washing machine and made a soft 'ping' noise. my throat suddenly felt funny, so i laughed. then my nose felt slightly fruity. good what? |
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hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-19 20:03 [#00016633] | |||||||||
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the other quads you had sold me are working very well. i have already molded brass to look like my ankle with them. i have a few antiques to trade for yours if you are willing. these are the following items: my elbow that looks like john lithgow a bathtub bigger than a bread box, yet smaller than a hummingbirds eyelash 4986.6489 teacups that shout at wheelbarrows a fat barber 23 cross dressing minks fish shit are you willing to trade? i asked my next door neighbor/deli and he said "try the turkey. i found it tasting edward norton." i then aimed at ghandi's 6 right toes because i already have 17 and watched africa crash into a book about wearing hats. |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-19 21:00 [#00016648] | |||||||||
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THERE ONCE WAS AN UGLY HOBO WHOS GET UP WAS SHABBY AND BROWN THERE ONCE WAS AN UGLY HOBO BIG ISSUE........... GET OUT OF TOWN! HOMELESS PEOPLE MAKE GREAT SOUP! PLACE A FRESHLY KIDNAPPED VAGRANT INTO A LARGE SAUCEPAN, ADD CIDER THEN BOIL THE FUCKER FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES GENTLEY SIMMER AND THEN SERVE! REMEMBER TO LOOK OUT FOR BONES AND SPARE CHANGE! |
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Baron Von Picklefoot from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-20 09:04 [#00016733] | |||||||||
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Yestreday I woke up and thought I lost my arms then I found them under my bed with my shoes plotting to beat up Ronald Regain and steal his secret icemaker!!Rubber,Spoon,Bagger,THE BARON HAS SPOKE !!!!! |
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THE BARON HAS SPOKE ?? this surely must be a typo! Perhaps he lost his arms right before he could enter the last "n" ? Oh dear, i hope he is ok. |
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i cant believe there was someone called dingle berry |
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there still is. |
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yes he's still active stilaktive ba dum tsh |
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get a fucking hobby |
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Not a fan of qrter then? |
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I REMEMBER THIS THREAD! !! ! - rob fragilenine |
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Baron Von Picklefoot. A legend among men. |
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hi rob |
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i can teach people named kevin to walk on only their ribcages |
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HA! |
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