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offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-06-17 11:02 [#00270103]
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Email me when you're back in Cardiff.
I check my email most days now,
Cheers.


 

offline shkwuzz on 2002-06-17 11:11 [#00270111]
Points: 178 Status: Lurker



gay lovers?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 11:14 [#00270112]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Will do lover-boy. I'll be back at the end of the month.
I'll probs text/call you as I don't have email access at
home, unless I get a job quick or pass an internet cafe. See
you soon hopefully.

Kiss, kiss.


 

offline shkwuzz on 2002-06-17 11:15 [#00270114]
Points: 178 Status: Lurker



awww, thats sweet!


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 11:20 [#00270117]
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shkwuzz, why do I have a feeling that you've been before,
albeit under another nick?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 11:21 [#00270118]
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BTW, nice to see you again, Ceri, old bone


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 11:21 [#00270119]
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Hostile, no?


 

offline shkwuzz on 2002-06-17 11:26 [#00270130]
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i am zarg/amaranth zeno/hexagonal-dope


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-06-17 11:27 [#00270133]
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kara ara oh!


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 11:27 [#00270134]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Even that pic. I know you, gal.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-06-17 13:25 [#00270396]
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Hi Meho, unless you were intentionally being weird, it's
"old bean" that people normally say.

Good to see you anyway, aold bone ;)


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 13:28 [#00270409]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Yeah Meho. You need to watch your British comedy some more.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-17 13:30 [#00270416]
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just not 'keeping up appearances'


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-06-17 13:30 [#00270417]
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Or hang around with some English "old boys" ;)

I went to a young tory dinner the other week. The people
there disgusted me.

Stupid, elitist, rascist, ignorant and irritating.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 13:33 [#00270428]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Ceri: those epithets you used in the end of your last post:
you were describing them or yourself? Ha, ha, just kidding.

Oh, that "old bone" thing, yeah , I know it doesn't really
exist in english, it's just an inside joke here because of a
guy who used to call himself that, so I just got used to
using it, completely forgetting that it doesn't really exist
as an expression in english (whereas in serbian it does,
that's why this guy was using it)


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-06-17 13:39 [#00270445]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



Does it refer to a now-flacid ancient cock?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 13:46 [#00270466]
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No, in Serbian it is an equivalent of "old bean".


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 13:48 [#00270472]
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Why doesn't that surprise me? Where was it? A local Cons
club? Lovely places.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-06-17 13:51 [#00270479]
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Oh. Sorry for thinking otherwise. It must be lack of female
conpanionship. My mind wanders from time to time.

As a side note there was this really thick guy at my old
school who when asked how big his cock was he replied "What,
when it has its bone inside it or not". Poor guy, admittedly
he was only 14 but all the same.



 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-17 13:56 [#00270492]
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someone I knew thought babies came from females asses when
he was 14


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 13:57 [#00270494]
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Hahaha, nice story, well, who cares if it's bone, muscle or
bloodvessels that make it hard, what is important is does it
work


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-06-17 13:58 [#00270498]
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playing tomb raider makes mine work ;)


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 13:59 [#00270499]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



I was once offered viagra in a male toilets at a club called
Bostons in barry (Ceri will know it). I was quite offended.
I was a few years younger than I am now and I look about 19
now. I mean, would a teenager really need viagra for fucks
sake. He should have offered me something to keep the old
boy down, not up.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-17 14:00 [#00270500]
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What started off as an innocent topic, has now sunk into the
depths of depravity, and what a surprise finding you here in
the thick of it Meho!!

You know I'm kidding - how are you?


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-17 14:00 [#00270502]
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yeah man I have the problem a lot in history when i'm bored
shitless


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 14:01 [#00270504]
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Whom do you think of?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 14:04 [#00270511]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Bob: your Mom should ban you from playing that filthy game
and let you only play sex-free stuff like Soldier of Fortune
II - Double Helix.

Jedi Chris: Honestly, it was just a coincidence, I was not
trying to make any sexual reference. BTW, a topic called
Jonesy can never be innocent. To answer your question: I am
fine. I have noticed that sometimes I walk the street and
just smile to everybody. It worries me a bit, I've built my
misantrophy carefully over the years...


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-17 14:06 [#00270516]
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Coincidence, yeah right! You thrive on the stuff!
Hehehehe

:)


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 14:07 [#00270520]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



I have to protest my innocence here. It was innocent until
Meho came along, bringing his sordid ways to the thread. I'm
Catholic remember!


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-06-17 14:11 [#00270528]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



Yeah right! So who asked meho to send him a DVD full of
filth???

Wasn't me. that's for sure



 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 14:13 [#00270532]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Quernstone: #00270528



Is your finger pointing at me Quernstone? I hope not. My
spiritual leader is in the same country as you and I pull a
lot of weight with Pauly. I'll get him to get medieval on yo
ass!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-17 14:14 [#00270533]
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DVD full of filth? Such corruption in the world - tut tut!

See what you've done Meho!



 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-17 14:15 [#00270536]
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Please - the man can hardly blink an eyelid Jonesy, let
alone take on Quernstone!

Hehehe!


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 14:16 [#00270537]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



I don't recall that DVD arrangement. I don't have a DVD
burner either. It has to be some scam, is there someone
posing as me while I'm out?


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-06-17 14:17 [#00270539]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



What, so you can make another smutty video?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 14:17 [#00270540]
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Why you! Have some respect you heretic! You'll step foot in
St Richard Gwyn I tell you. Never!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-17 14:18 [#00270543]
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I think you are being framed Meho.....

*gets Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass out, to look for
evidence!*


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 14:22 [#00270548]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Yeah, all that depraved stuff I was talking about, that was
someone else posing as me... I am in reality an obedient
orthodox christian shying away from anything remotely
carnal.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-17 14:23 [#00270550]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



I think it is obvious what corruption has done to people
here. As much as it pains me to say....but I think Meho has
corrupted Jonesy so much, that he is obviously not capable
of thinking straight! Me....a heretic! Hehehehe

*motions for a vote of no confidence it Jonesy*

I think that Jonesy should be removed from his official
duties until he see's the error of his ways! Who'll second
me??

;)


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-06-17 14:24 [#00270554]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



So creampie means nothing moreto you than a whipped cream
sponge cake?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-17 14:24 [#00270558]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



*Looks at Meho......nudges him*
Here's your change to redeem yourself - hehehe!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-17 14:25 [#00270559]
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chance


 

offline Asche XL on 2002-06-17 14:28 [#00270563]
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Ceri , ever beat REZ yet?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 14:31 [#00270567]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Ehh, no, I can not stab anyone's back. My religion prohibits
that. Love thy brother etc.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 14:33 [#00270573]
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Stab anyone's back? You dirty, dirty boy. You've told me
enough times about how you love to "stab" people in their
behind with your "knife". Tsk, tsk.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 14:39 [#00270584]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Err, that was actually a "spear" and I wasn't talking about
the back, to be precise, but keep your voice down, haven't
you read phobia's new topic called "Quality vs quantity"


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 14:40 [#00270587]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Meho Krljic: #00270584



Yes. Stop corrupting me Meho so that I can post quality
messages. Otherwise I won't let you stab me with you pork
sword again.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-06-17 14:42 [#00270590]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



Yeah Phob is feeling the heat. Time to keep it strictly on
point for the masterblaster.

What is your favorite AFX melody? Mine if 'iZ-us'. I fucking
love it whenever it comes on.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-06-17 14:44 [#00270591]
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No one mentions that track on here. Its one of my faves. Its
quite organic sounding. Kind of reminds me of DJ Shadow.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-17 14:44 [#00270592]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Bye, bye, I'm not here to discuss music

OH NO, MY EVIL SIDE STRIKES AGAIN, SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE I
RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE!!!


 


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