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I think this will be fun. Its just like real life where one person goes: "One day this..." and then the other person has to come up with something like "dog went to the..." then the next person "market to..." You get the idea. I plan to have this post go to 500. lol. Lets try it. "One day this...." |
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"little piggy went to market..." |
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without knowing |
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and sold go-karts |
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to a dead princess |
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who used them to zoom around the afterlife with |
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[dont forget to use periods or other punctuation] |
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the piggy who cried wee wee all the way home and the piggy who had roast beef |
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the first pig said to the other "dont you hate it when...." |
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your eating a packet of crisps and then you realise they are smokey bacon flavour |
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the other pig replied: |
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"I NEVER realized that you were wearing such a drabb hat!" |
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That morning however the weather was beautiful so the piggies decided to have a picnic... |
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Where shall we go? E500234, the clone said. |
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...and then all of a sudden one was run over by a bus! |
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The other one died from a shock. However there were two grannies observing the scene, so the one said... |
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'Fuck me - did you see that!' |
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Later on that day, after everyone had so easily dismissed the blood and guts from the accident with the pigs... |
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Farmer John took out his crack pipe and decided it was time to quit smoking crack, after one hit ofcourse and he declarded .... " |
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"Maybe today wasn't the best day to give up crack" and . . . |
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...the goblin Griznahkh from the world of below and beyond, payed him a visit. |
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Only in haste to quickly say ".... |
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"So Farmer John, I believe you having been paying your taxes" said the goblin... |
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haven't |
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(HAHAHAHA) "YIPE!" -the farmer John nodded solemnly |
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Farmer John turns around and offers him the crack pipe in return for taxes, and it is accepted..... farmer john thinks to himself "i shall give up crack for.... |
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40 minutes... |
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a tasty rib of those two pigs? |
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(OK it was your turn go Jedi Chris ) |
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(turn go = turn to go) |
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After those 40 minutes, the good farmer takes a big hit and hallucinates. He sees.. |
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a huge, disoriented, glowing nostril. The nostril started evacuating the system while there was a huge launch of missiles. The end. |
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One day this little piggy went to market and sold go-karts to a dead princess, who used them to zoom around the afterlife with the piggy who cried wee wee all the way home and the piggy who had roast beef. The first pig said to the other "Don't you hate it when your eating a packet of crisps and then you realise they are smokey bacon flavour?". The other pig replied: "I NEVER realized that you were wearing such a drabb hat!" That morning however the weather was beautiful so the piggies decided to have a picnic..."Where shall we go?". "E500234", the clone said, ...and then all of a sudden one was run over by a bus! The other one died from a shock. However there were two grannies observing the scene, so the one said "Fuck me - did you see that!" Later on that day, after everyone had so easily dismissed the blood and guts from the accident with the pigs Farmer John took out his crack pipe and decided it was time to quit smoking crack, after one hit of course and he declarded "Maybe today wasn't the best day to give up crack" and the goblin Griznahkh from the world of below and beyond, payed him a visit, only in haste to quickly say "So Farmer John, I believe you haven't been paying your taxes". "YIPE!" -the farmer John nodded solemnly. Farmer John turns around and offers him the crack pipe in return for taxes, and it is accepted..... farmer john thinks to himself: "I shall give up crack for 40 minutes..." After those 40 minutes, the good farmer takes a big hit and hallucinates. He sees a huge, disoriented, glowing nostril. The nostril started evacuating the system while there was a huge launch of missiles. The end. |
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Bummer!! Only 33 Posts. Shall we play again? |
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If you want to you... One after a little girl went up to an icecream man and said " |
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afternoon* |
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"Mister, I don't like you. I don't like you at all. I want to see you dead" |
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She pulled a shotgun from behind her back and aimed it at the ice cream man. He immediately |
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dove behind the mint chocolate chip ice cream bin and coated himself in ..... |
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his one effluvia, remmbering those days in the nam, before long he was primed well oile fighting machine only his gut was too big and still clearly visible to the girl.. |
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realisingthis he attempted to reason with the girl, for his plight was certainly one of doom. 'little girl', he said.... |
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'why does thou hate me so?' |
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