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offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-06-03 07:47 [#00247546]
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suck.


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-03 07:52 [#00247547]
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SHIT!!!! yep, that would suck bigstyle...

Poor guy...


 

offline Cfern from Sacto (United States) on 2002-06-03 07:57 [#00247548]
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oh my shit


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-06-03 08:06 [#00247552]
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I wouldnt want to be in his shoes.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-06-03 08:38 [#00247573]
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poor chap


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2002-06-03 10:27 [#00247614]
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Something similar happened to me when I was 14, but it
didn't involve the porn, Thank God!!! I was jerking off in
my room and then my mum stepped in. She looked very puzzled,
excused herself and left...

It took some time before I could look my mother in the face
again, but she was really having just as hard a time as I
after that incident...

Today I just laugh at the whole thing : )

...I wouldn't like that to happen again, though.....



 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-03 10:30 [#00247616]
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Me and my mother have never mentioned the fact that I
shagged her best mate about three years ago. She sort of
hurried out of the room as I started pulling off this
chick's knickers...

BTW, she was 40, not some 60 year old OAP =oD


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2002-06-03 11:14 [#00247642]
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Your mother busted you with her friend and still you pursued
with the sex?!?!?! You must have some nerves of steel, or at
least no shame! Was it worth it?


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2002-06-03 11:15 [#00247643]
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You and your mother's friend continued after your mother
"hurried out of the room"?!?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-03 11:16 [#00247645]
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I was extremely drunk... as were we all... but I had grown
up fancying this bird and was not about to give up just
cause my mother saw me copping a feel and with my tongue
down her throat...

and fuck yes, it was worth it!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-03 11:17 [#00247648]
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She was escorted out by her boyfriend, who was looking at me
and mouthing "Get in there mate!"


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-03 11:27 [#00247656]
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You dark horse, you...;)..

it's always the quiet ones...


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-06-03 12:03 [#00247697]
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ohoh - this is a baaaaaaad homepage. ctrl you illegal
software bastard ==)))

and btw. a cool topic :)


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-06-03 14:08 [#00247762]
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ooooohhhhh christ. I could never look at my mom the same way
again. I'd probably never touch myself for another 10 years.


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-06-03 14:22 [#00247770]
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I once got down on my girl,..after the sex I wanted 2 take a
shower and get clean and shit. (I still had my clothes on
,sweaty and all)

But my moms entered the room,.unsuspicious 2 what had jus
taken place,.altough she mentioned a funny smell.

She gave a quick hug,..enough for me 2 push her away,.as I
didn't want her 2 kiss me and taste my girlfriends
puss-juice.

it didn't help,.she gave me a kiss on the cheek,.but didn't
mention a thing.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-06-03 16:35 [#00247854]
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*Stares* Dear cod, there's some seriously perverted people
in here..

I've been caught twice by my mom by the way. *slinks away*



 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-06-03 16:53 [#00247874]
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haha, never had mom walk in on me wanking it, but a few
times I think my parents walked by a door while gf was
giving oral. I don't know if they ever actually saw, but it
was close enough to scare me either way.

btw, that was the funniest story ever


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-06-03 17:58 [#00247968]
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I wonder whats happening to the poor guy right now. Wonder
if he can look his mom in the face.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-03 18:00 [#00247970]
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(crap how did you find my post on other messageboads)
(kidding)


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-06-03 18:13 [#00247982]
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Oh I have my ways.................


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-03 18:55 [#00248028]
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ctrl alt del---who ever posted that it was hallarious :0)


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-06-03 19:31 [#00248097]
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Dunno who it was, I just came across the link while
re-building my favorites. Good stuff though.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-03 20:33 [#00248185]
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very funny


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2002-06-07 11:54 [#00254216]
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What about all the times your parents have seen you spanking
your meat when you just thought you where all alone!?!?!?
Woah, thats a scary thought, right!


 


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