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if you and your mother were stuck on a desert island alone and the rest of the human population in the world had been obliviated by nuclear holocaust, which of these 2 options would you choose: 1. have sex with her and save the human population (although the first few generations would be retarded) 2. don't have sex with her and doom the rest of humanity |
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What if your mum didn't fancy ya?... I wouldn't wanna Rape me mother, you know...fucking her is bad enough... I think I'd probably go with #2...what's the human race ever done for me???... |
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i'd have to go with #2 as well, blech |
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# 2...I love me mum too much...Fuck the population |
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the thing is, I think NASA did a study that determined you needed 30-33 non blood related people to be able to start a non inbred colony on another planet. And yeah, by a certain point, I'm sure our moms couldn't be havin kids, and the fuck if I am going to think of doing my mom. |
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And if you didn't have any sons, you'd have to start fucking your daughters! |
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That's stewpid. Humans suck, we don't deserve saving especially seeing as we were the ones that destroyed the place, so...yeah.. screw that, I'll wait for my mom to die of old age and then kill myself soon after. Joy! |
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Forget the propagation of the species; after you're dead, your kids' kids' kids' kids' ...(etc)... kids would eventually just bomb each other into oblivion. Then your greatn grandson will be stuck on a desert island with your greatn-1 granddaughter, and he'll find himself facing a moral dilemma. Then the sun will explode. |
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HEY! We're forgetting there was a nuclear blast, which would mean all the above wouldn't matter.. You wouldn't be able to have children because the bearers of those children would be long dead before seeing their terms through. Nuclear waste and things in the atmosphere would choke EVERYTHING, except cockroaches so, humans have no chance.. Hrmm, aren’t India and Pakistan getting deadly close to war, AGAIN? Start hoarding yourselves in space shuttles along with your aphex cds. |
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Sorry Titsworth,but my mom is very important to me,population you said?fuck that,as of now we are overpopulated.....:\ |
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#2 if it was a friends mum on the other hand, no that'd be different... |
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I'm with you Thelonious Punk 500%... |
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Hmmm I fucking can't stand my mom, so I'd probably have to kill her if I were stuck on an island with her. Wouldn't that be FUCKING annoying, guys, being stuck on an island with your bloody mom? That would suck! |
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It'd just mean I'd get caught wanking a whole lot more. |
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Hmmm but maybe I just feel that way because I still LIVE with my mom. . . |
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I would NEVER have sex with my mother. Fuck humanity. Anybody else's mother, hell yeah. I have a fetish for good looking older ladies, 30-45 range. Annette Bening, ohhh yeah. |
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I have a thing for the younger birds, hrmm.. I'd move to the other side of the island and marry a coconut.. Some fleshy little thing that’s tight around the edges... mmm.. |
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i'd find a shark |
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#2 (as everyone!) :) |
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RIGHT ON OPHEKS...Man I LOVVE Annette Benning...She is WAY GOOD looking for her age...Like in American Beauty... Love them older women...=) |
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