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All you see is male, male, male... Where are the girls!!!!!!!??????? *cries* |
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well, diastole is still online but she's probably terrified by your avatar and therefore can't post |
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hehe, you might have a point |
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It's been a long time since I saw PhystPhukt. Where are you, girl? I miss you!!! How is the bearsuit? |
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You could always turn GAY! |
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Why? Do you want to talk about periods, relationships and small children? :) |
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yes! heheheh |
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I dunno I guess it's a lot more fun with a couple of girls around :) |
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just close your eyes and imagine we have breasts. |
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Who needs girls when you can have people emulate them for you. Here, I personally volunteer! "Oowwww, I haven't had my period in DAYS! Gawd, I hope I'm not pregnant.. ugh, stupid bloody cramps! GET ME SOMETHING TO DRINK YOU BITCH, BE A LITTLE EMPATHETIC WHY DON'T YOU! Owwww, did I mention my pain? What? YOU INSENSITIVE CAD! I'M IN PAIN AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS SEX?! Oh.. you want to go out with your friends instead then? Okay, that sounds like fun, yeah. Just leave me here to DIE why don't you, and go out and have fun ogling some 3 dollar trollops! Yeah, I'll just lay here in pain while you go out and party, no need to worry or anything, I mean sure, I can’t turn without help but don't let that you stop you.. No, not at all." Better? I have a feeling I'll get beaten because of this. *puts on helmet* |
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punk, you got the pic? |
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Yup! Whoa, she was right, its not wholly pornographic ;). Its not like she's in a doggie pose (my favorite *Cough*) but still, its wanking material..haha.. Thanks mate! |
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thanks!!, i have subscirbed to become a suicide girl, i hope i get to be one!! i don;t moan about pains and stuff, i play pool and like to drink i nice pint of smooth bitter, and vodka and everything else- and generally all the cliche male stuff that guys get up to...is that why i am on this site, do i have too much testosterone, or what...!!!(i have never had sex with a girlie though...) |
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don't mention it, we the wankers have to look after each other |
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How does it feel to be one of the rare species on this mb? |
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so, nexus, are you happy now? |
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Heh, testosterone is a load of bollocks, I'm a girlie guy! *Dances* I've got a jonny greenwood haircut and I wear raglin type shirts with tight jeans/pants. Go me! |
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check out the Britney Spears messageboard,..lots of girlz there |
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i bet you tuck your penis behind your thighs and dance around in the nuddy pretending to be a girl!!! LOL i have always been a blokie in a womans body!!, but must be gay, as i love men, and have a partial intriegue with woman, more of a pervy fasination... off to see the shrink now, back on laters...keep it kewl |
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hehe, you guys take this topic the wrong way. I was just curious why there is such a small amount of women on this mb. |
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Err, sure, if you're a guy of low morals and are just looking for a f*ck. Girl: "I like friends!" *dumb stares* Me: That's nice, lets f*ck! |
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Err., god that's a scary thought.. The tucking I mean. *stares* NOW you have me worried. Nononono, I'm not gay and nor do I WANT to be a girl. Yuck. I've just probably got that whole greenwood thing going for me..ermm.. *turns red* |
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gay? as in homosexual, or gay as in... well just gay? there's a difference, you know... |
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You don't have to hide your true feelings you know :) |
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I think they meant gay, as in a cigarette. |
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I'm neither homosexual or happy, no. Eat me, for I am evil. By the way, diastole accused me of doing a penis dance and then RUNS! How rude of her.. but she's forgiven seeing as she has nice eyes.. mmm... such lovely eyes. |
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Tax: Err, that's FAG you FAG. :D |
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That 'knob between the legs' thing is a great masturbation technique. I got the idea after seeing the other dude in Silence of the Lambs. |
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Hey... you the one yelling things about that are totally smoke. |
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Oh god, it sounds painful Jonesy.. I'm not into the whole bending to get off thing..err.. I'll just stick to sitting on my hand until numb and then wanking. You should try it, it feels like someone else is giving you a hand job. |
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ah, yeah, I wished I could change sex at will... The best of both world and all that And by that other "gay" i didn't mean joyful, i meant, well you know: PC, modern, polite and asshole and a lot of other things. You know that south park episode when they show those prototype toys to kids and their only comment is "Gay". |
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mmm, all this talk about fags has made me want one. A cigarette I mean, not a queenie. |
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punk, funny that you mentioned this technique, there was this great topic on masturbation some 2 months ago here, it was called "Don't masterbate...", browse the board for it, one of the funniest threads ever... |
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Oh, gay as an insult. Yes, another stupid american invention. :P |
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Hehe.. Okie dokie, I'll have a look if I ever want to spice up my sex life.. You heard me, that's what it consists of, me and my hand.. don't be judgmental you cogs! |
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Question; If wanting to have sex with a member of your own sex qualifies you as being gay, if only partly gay, then doesn't anybody who regularily practices masturbation, by default, become gay? |
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*blinks* You could also be bi but that's beside the point..ermm.. It'd make you ASexual not homosexual I think. |
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I'm gay big time, then. But actually, no: autoeroticism and homo eroticism are different phenomena |
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Autoeroticism is the only way. And computers... drooool. |
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*humps his screen* Doesn't sex with computers hurt? |
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Perhaps... but you know... with computers there is that spark that humans don't have. |
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yeah, a 220 V spark in my case |
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