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offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-05-26 15:58 [#00235615]
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Apparently world-cup re-issue 80's pop tune
"Turning Japanese" by The Vapors

is about male Masturbation , as I discovered in The Observer
today. Unfortunately , no explaination was given "..Use your
imagination" was all that they wrote on the matter.

Is it something to do with the slit-eye ? If so its kinda
Racist ... what else does turning Japanese have to do with
stroking the spring-roll ?

Also "Teenage kicks" by The Undertones>

"I want to hold it.. squeeze it tight..get teenage kicks
right through the night"

but the record company made them change "It" to "Her",
obviously because its more socially acceptable for a 14 year
olds to be shagging like rabbits than charming the snake
alone...:D


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-05-26 16:00 [#00235617]
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socially acceptable. why when i was 14 we never thought
about sex. whats with the youth these days?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-05-26 16:02 [#00235618]
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teenage kicks is a great song!


 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2002-05-26 16:05 [#00235622]
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i did when i was 14 Amonbrune :p


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 16:06 [#00235624]
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Tweet - Oops Oh My, is apparently about female masturbation

I didnt realise, until someone told me


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-05-26 16:49 [#00235654]
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I Am A Wacker By 'Aphex Twin'...

its an mp3 he put out as Taking Control be4 drukqs was
released...u might still find it as Taking Control. its
awesome and very aphex style.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 16:50 [#00235656]
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ererr missy elliot makes me want to vomit


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-05-26 16:52 [#00235658]
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yeah that one is great !!
I downloaded it as Taking Control


 

offline regital from Baltimore (United States) on 2002-05-26 16:52 [#00235661]
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Green Day I forget the name of the song, but it was there
first popular one.

Tori Amos "Icicle"



 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 16:53 [#00235662]
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basket case?


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-05-26 16:53 [#00235663]
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yea i loved that one, sido.


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2002-05-26 17:06 [#00235675]
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i think it's a reference to "jap's eye" another slang for
cock


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:33 [#00235876]
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several songs by the buzzcocks. including 'orgasm addict',
obviously. come to think of it, their name too.



 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:35 [#00235881]
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'imagination' by belouis some.


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:39 [#00235892]
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'i won't let your son go down on me' by nik kershaw.

it's not actually about masturbation, unfortunately, but it
is about resisting the perils of peodophilia.


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:42 [#00235900]
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'relax' by frankie.


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2002-05-26 19:43 [#00235901]
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i thought that buzzcocks is slang for a vibrator, not
masturbation.


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:43 [#00235902]
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tina turner - 'thunderdome'


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:45 [#00235906]
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british eighties children's tv programmes about
masturbation:

'wacaday'


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:49 [#00235916]
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ashford & simpson - "solid"


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:49 [#00235917]
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thomspon twins - "hold me now"


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:51 [#00235920]
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fiction factory - "(feels like) heaven"


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:51 [#00235923]
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china crisis - "wishful thinking"


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:52 [#00235925]
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rolling stones - "undercover of the night"


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:52 [#00235926]
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paul mccartney - "pipes of peace"


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:58 [#00235945]
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bonnie tyler & todd rundgren - "loving you's a dirty job but
somebody's gotta do it"


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 19:59 [#00235947]
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eurythmics & aretha franklin - "sisters are doing it for
themselves"


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 20:00 [#00235949]
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queen - "it's a hard life"


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-05-26 20:12 [#00235988]
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LOL core :)
Aha ! whats this ! from the Vapors own web-page !! >>>

Over in the States, "Turning Japanese" was deciphered as a
paen to masturbation - more specifically the Oriantal -
looking facial distortions one pulls in the moment of climax
(so I'm reliably informed). Fenton is characteristically
reticent on such matters. "It means whatever you want it to
mean," he says, before admitting: "I wrote it as a love
song. But when I went to America everyone said to me, "Is it
about wanking?" In interviews, I'd say alternatively, "Yes
it is", and "No, it's not". It could be about a lot of
things. I just woke up with that phrase in my head. It's
just an image which captures what that song was all about.
But, no it wasn't intended to be about wanking at the time.
What surprised me was that the Americans thought it was an
English phrase!"

Thats my important news of the day :D


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-26 20:20 [#00236034]
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Cylob - Wanking and Crying

(it's on his website)


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-05-27 00:09 [#00236405]
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and what exactly do you think a vibrator is used for?


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-05-27 00:11 [#00236407]
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LOL core


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-05-27 00:27 [#00236418]
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I think the obvious one was some chick singing, and the
chorus went

"When I think about you, I touch myself...."


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-05-27 00:34 [#00236421]
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Nirvana had a song somewhat about masturbation, it was
called Spank Thru.

A few crappy punk groups, uh..... Strokin, by .. whats his
name... The cd is called Lovage.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-05-27 00:35 [#00236423]
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I dont want anybody else, i think of allah when I touch
myself.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-27 01:08 [#00236450]
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In the song St. Swithin's Day by Dubstar.

"When I make love to your memory/ it's not the same/ I miss
the thunder/
I miss the rain"


 


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