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Last night I was clutching at straws, I utilised the following chat up technique, "Hello, I am not Fred West." Needless to say this did not work. |
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Someone I know knew Harold Shipman's son. He was at Newcastle University. |
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haha, someone my mum knows was on a boat cruise of the nile with him! |
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oh and just for the record, I utilised "is your father a baker? because you've got a beautiful set of baps!" and it worked..but she knew I wasn't being serious with it or anything |
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Heh... telling girls that you are a mysogonist does work, ironically. Whether or not the girls are actually worth bastardizing yourself over, that is another story. |
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well this girl really liked it...she was very dirty talker to me! |
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I really should have taken full advantage of it, I really liked her =( |
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Women who are normally dirty talkers (not including bedroom activity) are usually high maintenance for the fact that they are normally in competition with the males around them, I find. Its one competition after another, not really fun at all :( |
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Any woman that isn't charmed by wit like that shouldn't be bothered with... |
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i go to college right next to CROMWELL STREET where FRED WEST lived and murdered! i could use this as a rather morbid chat up line? |
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Hello, this isn't really the place to talk. Can I meet you in (name of art gallery/internet chatroom/restaurant here)? |
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