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offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-16 14:40 [#00222325]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



They just said on the radio that a survey found that nurses
and firemen are the most attractive in uniform to the
opposite sex. Personally I love women in police unifroms.
Considering my politics this is rather perverse.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 14:43 [#00222328]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



I love nurses but firemen? yeuch, the smell of burning
always puts me off...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-05-16 14:44 [#00222331]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker | Followup to jonesy: #00222325



maybe it's BECAUSE of your politix -- you want to subdue
them and show them who's REALLY boss!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-16 14:49 [#00222338]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Could be Marlowe. Or maybe I just like the look of the
uniform. If I didn't have so much self-control I would
deliberately get arrested by female cops.

"Spray me with your mace, go on spray me", "Oh please beat
me with your truncheon officer" "That's the ticket; read me
my rights" "Ohhhhhh"


 

offline babajela from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-16 14:51 [#00222340]
Points: 74 Status: Lurker



is everyone here a sexual pervert?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 14:54 [#00222342]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



jonesy is the original pervert here, we are all just falling
under his influence over time


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-05-16 14:54 [#00222343]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker | Followup to jonesy: #00222338



shouldn't you be doing the spraying jonesy? ;)


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-16 15:00 [#00222348]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #00222343



The spraying? Uh?

Listen up everyone; Meho is the real perv here. I was a
naive, innocent young man before I started conversing with
this sordid character. His depravity has corrupted me. Let
this be a warning to you all. STAY AWAY.


 

offline babajela from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-16 15:03 [#00222354]
Points: 74 Status: Lurker



Have I been transferred to www.gayboyscirclejerk.net without
noticing?


 

offline babajela from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-16 15:03 [#00222355]
Points: 74 Status: Lurker | Followup to jonesy: #00222348



Ah, thank you for pointing who the real criminals are.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 15:05 [#00222357]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Well, he was innocent, OK, or at least real tight but he
loved every inch of it, let me tell you....


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-16 15:08 [#00222362]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



Meho is a public menace. I jumped aboard his sordid
bandwagon a few months ago and have never looked back. HE
dresses himself as the political type when in fact he is
nothing but a kiddy-fiddler playing with our minds. Long
live Meho.


 

offline babajela from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-16 15:09 [#00222363]
Points: 74 Status: Lurker



well, at least Meho's avatar is something to look at.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-16 15:10 [#00222364]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



talking about Meho avatars where ahve all the filthy ones
gone?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 15:10 [#00222365]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Thanks, quernstone, I'll take that as a compliment, and
thanks babajela, she is.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 15:12 [#00222368]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to Quernstone: #00222364



My challenging avatars were banned by Phob, he finds them
disturbing. A touchy git he is, but what can you do...


 

offline babajela from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-16 15:13 [#00222370]
Points: 74 Status: Lurker



I don't believe this, at least three or four threads at the
moment are discussing sex in some way. What's with everyone?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-16 15:20 [#00222379]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Hey, where are the other sex threads? Quick!

Meho: 'challenging' avatars. They certainly were challenging
ha, ha.

This thread was perfectly innocent. Why has it taken such a
smutty turn?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 15:22 [#00222380]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to jonesy: #00222379



what do you mean innocent? You used the word sex!!


 

offline babajela from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-16 15:23 [#00222385]
Points: 74 Status: Lurker



Bob's thread, the one about summer girls etc.


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-05-16 15:29 [#00222395]
Points: 4605 Status: Regular



mmmhh.. leather


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-16 15:29 [#00222397]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



I'm there.


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-05-16 15:30 [#00222398]
Points: 4605 Status: Regular



so nostalgic .. not like them latex erm .. uniforms ?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 15:33 [#00222405]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



I prefer latex to leather: no animals were hurt during the
making of this sexy piece of clothing.


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-05-16 15:38 [#00222411]
Points: 4605 Status: Regular



true, but is latex biodegradable! ?

AND, leather breathes better!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-16 15:40 [#00222415]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



women in uniforms is good...women out of uniforms is beter
:)


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 15:42 [#00222419]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to korben dallas: #00222411



korben, you are right, latex is killing the nature. I am
guilty whichever way you put it..


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-05-16 15:44 [#00222420]
Points: 4605 Status: Regular



now kneel down whilst i give you a nice hard spanking :)
hehe


 

offline babajela from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-16 15:46 [#00222424]
Points: 74 Status: Lurker



I missed the warning where you have to be over 18 to log on
to this site.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 15:46 [#00222425]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



jesus, this is turning into www.aphextwin.gay


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-16 15:48 [#00222428]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



why doesnt babajela want to join our ways? were his parents
happy or something?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 15:50 [#00222430]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



*worried*Is there some initial defloration I have to pass
through?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 15:51 [#00222431]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to Meho Krljic: #00222430



whoops, just blew my cover!


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-05-16 15:51 [#00222432]
Points: 4605 Status: Regular



come on meho .. with such a submissive reply, you can hardly
blame me for mistaking it as suggestive ??


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 15:58 [#00222438]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to korben dallas: #00222432



yeah, yeah, It's OK, another one of my bad jokes...


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-05-16 15:59 [#00222440]
Points: 4605 Status: Regular



too easy !!

:) hehe..


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 16:01 [#00222443]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to korben dallas: #00222440



Yeah, well I'm leaving now, my workday's over and my
girlfriend is busy so I think I'm gonna buy miself a porn
divx flick and have fun, see ya tomorrow, pervs.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-16 16:03 [#00222446]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Meho Krljic: #00222443



See you next week Meho. Have a good weekend and stay away
from that farm.


 

offline babajela from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-16 16:03 [#00222447]
Points: 74 Status: Lurker



if Meho is out, is this going to turn into another boring
music thread, or what?


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-05-16 16:03 [#00222448]
Points: 4605 Status: Regular



fuck .. if its time for you to leave, must be about time for
me to leave .. where has the time gone! ..


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 16:04 [#00222450]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to jonesy: #00222446



jonesy: it's thursday for fuckssake, get together man!!!


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-16 16:06 [#00222452]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



well, that's it, see you, boys/ girls


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-16 16:10 [#00222457]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



Hey Jonesy what is the weather like up where you are? Where
I am it is amazing. Oh man I want to be out of my office. My
lunch breaak conssited of surupticious oggling of the totty.
MMMmmmmm


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2002-05-16 16:12 [#00222460]
Points: 4605 Status: Regular



see you meho ..


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-16 16:15 [#00222463]
Points: 8472 Status: Regular



well i DONT like school uniforms..... my trousers are black
nylon and in the sunlight they let off and REALLY horrible
smell!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-16 16:15 [#00222464]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Quernstone: #00222457



Well I'm not bloody surprised you're in Italy you bar stud.
Is there top totty there, wot, wot?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-16 16:16 [#00222465]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to mylittlesister: #00222463



Mylilsis you must get ALL the girls then.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-16 16:27 [#00222474]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



Yes. The Eye Ties are rather splendid. What ho! All that
native charm that they have it is so becoming. There is
nothing like a bit of olive oil on a piece of fresh bread.
KNow what I mean?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-16 16:30 [#00222479]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Quernstone: #00222474



I know what you mean old boy. Mediteranean totty is most
agreeable. They have wonderful skin, even if they don't
shave one's armpits. Wot, wot.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-16 16:53 [#00222487]
Points: 8472 Status: Regular | Followup to jonesy: #00222465



there are no girls in my school, except in 6th form


 


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