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offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-05-02 16:09 [#00203479]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



Yep, and actually less of a man. I cut off the tip of my
right index finger at work a couple days ago, on the meat
slicer. It's fuckin weird now, it's flat on the end, and
it's hard to tipe fast because it's still so tender, every
time something touches it..... ouch fuckinshit!


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-02 16:10 [#00203482]
Points: 4736 Status: Lurker



make a new avatar of a picture of your severed finger, is
what i suggest :)


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-05-02 16:11 [#00203485]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker | Followup to Netlon Sentinel: #00203482



good idea, I'll get right on that...


 

offline doki from cologne (Germany) on 2002-05-02 16:14 [#00203493]
Points: 494 Status: Lurker



hehe, yeah good idea ... (still bloody?!?!)


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-02 16:14 [#00203498]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



I just bought a meat slicer don't give me the chills with
stories like that.
Arghhhh!


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-05-02 16:16 [#00203506]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker | Followup to Quernstone: #00203498



I keep re-playing it in my mind in slow motion, the razor
slicing my flesh, the blood squirting out.... AWWWWWWW!!!!


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-02 16:18 [#00203515]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



Think yourself lucky I have read stories about people
slicing off their whole palm............


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-02 16:19 [#00203519]
Points: 4736 Status: Lurker



did it hurt?

when i cut myself cutting cheese few years back i didn't
feel anything. blood everywhere, though. had to buy a new
cheese :(


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-02 16:19 [#00203520]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



they didnt teach you how to use a meat slicer in iowa?

i-idiots
o-out
w-walking
a-around

:0)......its only a joke felow iowans....
you cant help who you are..
i married an iowan....
...dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.....


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-05-02 16:20 [#00203523]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker | Followup to Quernstone: #00203515



Believe me luck had nothing to do with it


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-05-02 16:21 [#00203531]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #00203520



Dawm you, you've showed me that before, yoou actually think
Nebraska is much better? I'd rather live in Iowa, myself...


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-02 16:22 [#00203535]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



dont let the www.idm.nu decieve you corngrower im in
nebraska, thats just west of you


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-02 16:23 [#00203540]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



yeah iowa does kick ass...i love iowa city.. cedar rapids is
kool..l'ames is nice..and the wife adn her parents live in
des moines...where you at again? davenport?


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-05-02 16:24 [#00203545]
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Iowa City! Lived here my whole life, not bad, nothin but
bars and liberals.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-05-02 16:29 [#00203555]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



Gotta go back to work, I'm gonna try to have a new avatar
ready tonight, I don't have a scanner but we'll see what we
can do


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-05-02 17:03 [#00203626]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



Welcome back, he who grows corn.

Can't wait to see the mangled digit.

At my workplace we're required by OSHA to wear this
thick-ass safety glove when slicing the meats.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-02 17:04 [#00203627]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



I'd love to visit iowa.

build it and they will come..


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-02 18:17 [#00203690]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



iowa city is a kool college town.....even the police were
nice....
saw lords of acid there about 3 years ago or so.....
tell me you dont hang out at the coralville mall? :0) (its
this huge mall with a ice skating rink)


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-05-02 21:37 [#00203859]
Points: 2857 Status: Lurker



your lucky you didn't lose the whole thing.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-05-02 22:34 [#00203915]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



ouch...I came very close to that slicing cornbeef in a
sandwich shop...good to see ya back corny..how about a tiny
priate peg leg fer yer stump;)


 

offline MO2 from Minneapolis, MN (United States) on 2002-05-02 23:57 [#00203950]
Points: 321 Status: Lurker



des moines is the anus hole of iowa.....except for
drake...good track there...


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2002-05-03 00:29 [#00203962]
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yeah, let's talk scars! i got a nice little one on my
finger...i was cutting some vegetables with a breadknife,
but instead i almost *hrm* cut my finger off. right down to
the bone...
and
once when i was choppin' some wood, i accidently hit my foot
(not a very sharp axe), but it hurt like HELL!!

yes. i'm a clumsy fuck.


 

offline Ross from Canada on 2002-05-03 01:21 [#00203995]
Points: 366 Status: Lurker



corngrower, this actually happened to my friend last year,
cut one of his fingers on his right hand on the meat slicer,
strange coincidence!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-03 16:09 [#00204614]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



des moines is not an anus hole.......well it kind of
is....:0)
drake is smelly...


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-05-03 16:15 [#00204618]
Points: 1220 Status: Lurker



what kind of work do you do... why does it require that you
slice meat? and

XLR: I read somewhere that you make sandwiches... is that
right? do you do any ohter food-y stuff?


 

offline fuckmusicians on 2002-05-03 16:15 [#00204619]
Points: 136 Status: Lurker



Fucked up...

How many people are there on this mb who have had jobs
slicing meat/cheese...

I used to...

Fucking weird.

Maybe all RDJ have sliced meats at some point, that would be
an interesting...what's it called...demographic?

Weirdos...


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-05-03 16:16 [#00204623]
Points: 1220 Status: Lurker



I work in the food industry, so I have sliced my share of
meat and cheese on slicers. I have also cut tons of other
stuff...


 

offline fuckmusicians on 2002-05-03 16:17 [#00204625]
Points: 136 Status: Lurker



-joey-

Is that really your mugshot?


 

offline fuckmusicians on 2002-05-03 16:17 [#00204628]
Points: 136 Status: Lurker



If so, how did you get a hold of it?


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-05-03 16:17 [#00204629]
Points: 1220 Status: Lurker



fuck: yes


 

offline fuckmusicians on 2002-05-03 16:18 [#00204631]
Points: 136 Status: Lurker



I am posting too frequently?

What the fuck is that shit?


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-05-03 16:18 [#00204633]
Points: 1220 Status: Lurker



You are posting messages too frequently... Please wait a
minute! Relax!

I made it myself.


 

offline fuckmusicians on 2002-05-03 16:18 [#00204634]
Points: 136 Status: Lurker




I really wish I could get some sort of copy of mine...can't
figure out how...


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-05-03 16:18 [#00204635]
Points: 1220 Status: Lurker | Followup to fuckmusicians: #00204631



funny, i typed the same thing you did at the same time.


 

offline fuckmusicians on 2002-05-03 16:19 [#00204637]
Points: 136 Status: Lurker



Damn!

Alas, I have a real one...

Hmm...


 

offline fuckmusicians on 2002-05-03 16:19 [#00204638]
Points: 136 Status: Lurker




If only I had a copy of mugshot...

Then my life would be complete...


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-05-04 19:38 [#00205696]
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I work at a sandwiche place called Jimmy John's, anyone
heard of it?! Good shit man.

Check the new avitar, thats the best I could do.


 


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