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...of cheese? It can get nasty. |
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How do you know it's not just yours? Do you go round smelling everyone elses? |
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Ahem. |
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what's a "bell end?" ppl's asses? |
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA YOU CRACK ME UP JONESY YOU REALLY DO |
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I like to keep some cheese there. Is that a crime! |
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hehe yeah, (what's a "bell-end"?) |
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Its the head of your penis. Do you think if you collected enough cheese you could cover a pizza? I wonder how long it would take. I've always been very suspicious of parmesan cheese you know. |
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cheese is in every bell-end. the bell end is the head of thepenis. penises are what tell men what to do. men controled the world till women got the right to vote. so up till that point the world was run by cheese. |
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technical name: SMEGMA... As in "You Smeg"!!!!... mine tastes of Exctasy, of course...I pity you cheese-laden fuckers...:).. |
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Did you know JLH is posing in the August issue of Playboy? |
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easy does it. You'll have jonsey in a lather with comments like that. |
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it smells like cheese? thats unusual... ohhh...i think i know why... thats not what the holes in swiss cheese are for, you know... |
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Oh my god, I can't believe how stomach churning this topic is. The head of my cock does NOT smell like cheese. You fuckers need to to practice your personal hygeine habits. |
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Yes. soap and water work wonders. |
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Mmmm, cheese!!! |
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I always thought it smelled more of shrimp. But anyways, Jonesy, stop being so sexist. You can't go around generalizing men like that. not all men have cheesy bell ends. some are quite clean and fresh smelling, actually. You are victimizing men, generalizing them as some sort of nasty smell carrying unpleasantry. Stop it. |
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hehe... |
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I think those without a 'hood' manage to avoid this aromatic problem. What's this about JLH in Playboy? Do tell. |
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Hooly Shit WHALE...Is that TRUE????? Gotta link?...I MUST have that issue...there's NO WAY Cheers on lookin out.... |
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I'm assuming JLH is Jennifer Love Hewitt? Damn, I'd love to see her naked!!!! :) |
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If anyone's interested I have pics of Pat Sharp fellating Barry from Eastenders while Jimmy Saville feeds a grease chair-leg into his rectum. Any offers? Bidding starts at £1000. |
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I saw the story on eonline.com, but there's nothing on her own web site, so it's probably a hoax. Sorry to get your hopes up! |
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You twat. |
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No mate the pat sharp story is definately for real. We can all trust Jonsey. Can't we? |
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cheese?!! that's weird... i'm glad mine doesn't smell like cheese anyway |
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Ah yes, play ignorant - that always works. I've heard that your helmet smells like a slice of parmesan that's spent 6 months in a tramp's sock. |
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i don't have a helmet... |
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I think the problems start when you move out of home and mum doesn't clean it for you anymore. |
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and mum doesn't DUBturbo for you anymore. |
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jAnd :'( |
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