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why does everyone's breath smell so bad?
 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-05-02 04:55 [#00203076]
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I mean, it doesn't have to be like roses or anything, but
everyone has such bad breath. you have to be like, in love
with someone for it not to smell.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-05-02 04:59 [#00203077]
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you can't tell from all the way out there can you???


 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-05-02 05:10 [#00203079]
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yes, you're in dire need of a tic tac.


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2002-05-02 05:46 [#00203102]
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cause i eat the droppings from the kitty litter, just like
my dog


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2002-05-02 07:24 [#00203135]
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if everyone's breath smells bad, ever thought that it was
the inside of your nose that stinks?


 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-05-02 07:46 [#00203143]
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interesting point. never thought of that...
then again, I remember the inside of my nose smelling like
vinegar, and that's not quite what breath smells like.
unless the person just had vinegar.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-05-02 07:49 [#00203144]
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the thing is that my kitchen-sink (since i can't affort a
prober apartment with bathroom) is stuffed with old dishes,
so i couldnt brush my teeth this morning....that's why i
have bad breath


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-02 09:37 [#00203167]
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Because there is rotting food trapped in their teeth.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-02 09:42 [#00203172]
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I smoke and so my mouth gets dry and my breath smells like a
saucer of doggy-doos. I should really quit.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-02 09:45 [#00203178]
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I smoked very briefly, it was the smell/feeling in the
throat that made me quit.

Jonesy, if you're serious about quitting, the trick is to
keep trying to quit even if you "relapse". Don't say, oh
I'll never manage to give it up, or you never will.
Eventually relapses will get further and further apart till
you quit :)


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-02 09:48 [#00203180]
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No, the trick is to train to run a marathon. Each day you
will cough your guts upos and realise how much damage you
are doing to yourself when you smoke. I did it and only
smoke on rare occassions now.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-02 09:49 [#00203181]
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Cheers. I need to take up some form of exercise as this is
the only way I'd do it. It would motivate me and direct my
energies to something healthier. First I need to motivate
myself to start running. The thing is I live in the city
centre and I don't want to run in the fuel infested air. I'm
going to wait until I move back to Penarth in June and run
around Cosmeston, the beach etc.


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-02 09:50 [#00203183]
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Fuck, I have a sore as hell chest infection just now and I
havent been able to smoke for 3 FUCKING DAYS!!!!


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-02 09:54 [#00203187]
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The plus side is you will be the daddy-mack fly pimp lover
in bed too!!



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-02 09:55 [#00203190]
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How on earth can you afford to live in Penarth!?

I'd recommend taking up a martial art, it gives you
something to focus on and incentive to get better. I find I
just get bored if it's aimless undirected exercise at a gym.


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-02 09:55 [#00203191]
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;)


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-02 10:09 [#00203202]
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My parents live in Penarth. We are very, very, very wealthy.
My socialist idealism is merely a reaction against my
bourgoise upbringing.

I went to Aikido once at uni. I never went back.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-02 10:19 [#00203206]
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I tried Judo for while. It was wicked until a new teacher
came along. HE was a complete arse. One of those sad martial
arts cunts. YOu know the sort that live with their mum and
fill there room with sumarai swords.

Anyway after a few too many shoutings at I left. At 7 years
old my skin wasn't very thick and I knew being told what to
do by a sad bastrd wasn't my idea of fun.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-02 10:21 [#00203208]
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Martial artists are all facists.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-02 10:31 [#00203214]
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Ha ha, I'm starting Akido in a months time (as I will be too
far away from my kung-fu club :( )

Re: Martial artists,
You do get afew like quernstone described, but they're not
all like that. My Kung-fu master is probably the most down
to earth honest person I know.



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-02 10:32 [#00203216]
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Tell me when you move back to penarth and maybe we can meet
up for a drink.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-02 10:38 [#00203222]
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You're right ceri. in fact the guy that taught me first
before the bastard arrived was great. He was this ageing fat
man who could do the most beautiful moves. Judo is like
that, it was all about defence. HE was so effortless, all
these young upstarts used to spar with him and he would
always win. He was inspirational, the other guy was into the
power of being able to win. All wrong in my opinion.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-02 10:40 [#00203223]
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I went to Aikido hoping for a sensei like the rat in
Teeenage Mutant Ninja/Hero Turtles. He was so wise but
really nice and amiable to go with it.

I'd be up for some drunken debauchery when I move back.
Maybe we can go to Bostons, fight some Bassett boys, have a
knee-trembler with some Gibby slappers and throw up over
shop windows on Broad Street. Nah seriously, I'd be up for a
civilised drink with some civilised gents like Chris and
yourself. We can exchange tel no.s etc when I depart from
this community at the end of June.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-02 10:44 [#00203226]
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It's like singlesconnect around here. Bloody hell this topic
is supposed to be about rancid breath!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-02 10:48 [#00203227]
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I depart at the start of June, but I will be back sporadic.

Quernstone: People who use singlesconnect do have rancid
breath- there's your (admittedley tenous) link ;)


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-02 10:54 [#00203233]
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Where are you going?

I promise to mint my breath with some Doublemint before
meeting with you.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-02 11:08 [#00203237]
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I read an a amazing article last night by Solyhenitsyn . It
comes from the Cancer Ward

"... Every person fills out quite a few forms in his life,
and each form contains an uncounted number of questions. The
answer of just one person to one question in one form is
already a thread linking that person forever with the local
center of the dossier department. Each person thus radiates
hundreds of such threads, which all together, run into the
millions. If these threads were visible, the heavens would
be webbed with them, and if they had substance and
resilience, the buses, street-cars and the people themselves
would no longer be able to move... They are neither visible,
nor material, but they were constantly felt by man...
Constant awareness of these invisible threads naturally bred
respect for the people in charge of that most intricate
dossier department. It bolstered their authority."


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-02 11:34 [#00203249]
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Hmm, not sure what to make of that. i've had the Gulag
Archipeligo for years now and still haven't read it.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-05-02 11:35 [#00203251]
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license: hey D00d I go this crazy invention and its called a
tooth brush, and my friend, ya ya ya.. he invented this
thing called TOOTH PASTE! wow and you use them together!
GOLLY GEE!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-02 11:36 [#00203253]
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Starting work near Bristol. I'll definately be away for a
month or so and even then, I'm not sure if I'll have
internet.

It also depends on Capita's internet usage policy within the
office.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-02 11:38 [#00203256]
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Capita eh? They developed the database I'm supposed to be
working with this minute.

I'll be back for at least a year so there's plenty of time.
I've got to sell you a copy of Socialist Worker someday
(just kidding, relax).


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-02 11:38 [#00203257]
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Cue joke abut us brits having bad teeth ;)

Quernstone: Yeah I've been working on an idea to eliminate
form filling for a few years now (in my head).


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-05-02 11:40 [#00203259]
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CeriJC: yeah them dang brits, and their spotted dick,
mutton, eggy weggs, chips, steaky wakes, tea and buiscits!
DAMN YOU!!! oh and your teeth.

;)


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-02 11:55 [#00203275]
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leave our spoted dicks out of it!


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-02 12:34 [#00203311]
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I'll have you know that I have nice teeth! :/


 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-05-02 15:16 [#00203391]
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reflex : that only seems to work for about 15 minutes, then
the nasty breath daemons overtake the dental product
effects.


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-05-02 15:21 [#00203400]
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There are some "breath strips" on the market now (listerine
makes em) that are like Altoids x 10.

As an added bonus, it feels a bit like dropping minty acid
when you eat one.


 


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