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In the USA, this month, they have had many commercials advertising on TV and radio about a drug that is suppossed to make your penis bigger?? ?? what is this? do they have this drug around the world? what the hell? |
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problem is, if it really exists, that noone will stop taking that drug. And all mens penises will grow bigger and bigger. and finally Levis has to make commercials that say "Levi's - for the big penis - special cut pants"... |
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Yes, yes I'm aware of this drug. I myself would never have use for such things as I'm hung like a horny horse. I have to tape my member to my leg every morning and it really does become a chore I can tell you. If I get hard I end up standing there like a demented flamingo. Oh the burden! |
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I have seen ads for different drugs/ therapies/ surgery treatments for penis enlargement ever since I got into porn almost 15 years ago and can safely say it's all a skam. Besides, 5 inches is more than enough and "it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm" |
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Beautifully put Meho. Though I am proud of my substantial rod; I can catch the best fish arf, arf. |
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Eh, you shouldn't take any advice from me, I'm a wanking, ageing pornophille. |
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Im pretty happy with the size of my dick. |
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what is it rephlex? Let's hear it. I'll show you mine if you show me yours etc. |
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Mine? I dunno I never really measured it before man, but uh... I dunno I heard what the averages of a grown male are when I was younger and a few years ago and I know roughly how big that is.... so... I know that mine is more than average.. I dunno... is this some sicko fantasy? heh. |
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in america they say its between the tip of a mans' index finger and tip of his thumb....in britain its from thumb to *middle* finger, that little bit bigger :D |
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no, no, just curious what is the size that you are satisfied with, i mean, you the ordinary people probably don't know how it is to be extremely gifted but, that's not your fault I guess... |
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bob: thats the weirdo way to do it, I thought it was measurements... but thats roughy about it... maybe a bit less or bit more on me depending on my... *..... *.... mo0d.. hehe. |
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Meho: Iam gifted in the ways of the 'bed" just ask my girlfriend... |
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OK, give me her phone # and I'll tell you what she says. |
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the lenth of your forearm is the same as the lenth of your foot. and im happy with my measurements, thankyousoverymuch |
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Meho: no... youd wake her up at this time... its 6:16am. |
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I have a small dick and don't give a monkeys. There's nothing you can do about it so why worry? |
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you fuul....get that drug that makes it bigger! |
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I dunno..... typicly and its a fact that the largest sense and most nerve endings are in the firs 2 inches of a womans vagina... so I wouldnt worry man. But theres always the Gspot! which is easy to find with your "penis" because... well heres a tip boys and girls, get her to Sit on you while you sit on a chair or couch, striaght up and let her rock back and forth or hold her while she leans back and grind like that..... Gspot away! |
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what the fuck are you doing up this early, reflex? |
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I don't like the turn this topic is taking, we're starting to discuss real sex and not just masturbation. I'll have to abstain from further comments. |
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What's wrong with real sex Meho? Don't be afraid. We'll take you through it slowly ha, ha. Thanks for the tip Reflex/Dr Ruth. |
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who needs real sex when they can masturbate is what I wanna know... BTW, funny that you mentioned Dr. Ruth as it was my father who transleted her book "Sex for dummies" in Serbian. So, don't expect too much from me. |
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Shit, really?! No wonder you have such an enthusiasm for porn. Do you not like sex with another person? As Woody Allen sex, masturbation is sex with the only person you really love. |
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to serbian, not in serbian. Ima dummy, obviously... |
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yeah, Woody Allen has this great talk with his partner in Love and death where he has sex with her and afterwards she says "Oh my, you're so good" and he replies "I practise a lot on my own". LOL |
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Without seeming sycophantic that explains how your English is so good. Your dad must have beaten my native tongue in to you from an early age. IS that right? PS I am still not convinced you are serbian. I reckon you must have some English blood in you. |
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wtf, no-one believes I'm serbian anymore... Yes, I have been studying english from pre-school age but that's it. I have no english blood whatsoever. I have one eighth of chechish blood but that's it, the rest is pure, old fashioned fucked up serbian bad blood. Not that I'm proud of any of it... |
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I thought you were English at first. Some people lie about where they are from. Your use of English includes phrases and sayings etc that I wouldn't have thought would translate (always the casual racist). Because I can only speak one language, and can't even speak my own, I have no understanding of languages. The education system here is so shit and our imperialist past means none of us can speak another language. Its one of my biggest regrets; not being able to speak another language, even the basics. |
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you can always take private classes, right? but you're right, it's so much easier to learn english when you're surrounded with anglophone culture all the time: tv shows, movies, music... That's where most of my phrasing comes from... And I've been to the UK once for a month in 1988 to studuy english. And, as I've already told you, my office is full of native english speakers with whom I have to speak english on a daily basis, so... |
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Oh, BTW, my father is not a professional translator or english teacher or anything, he just does translations for money for a local book label who hire non-pro translators to save money... |
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your right, im not from fribbus xax at all |
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What did you make of our little country? Crap innit? |
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