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smell his musty socks |
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Explain more. I em following along with your smell of musty socks, but who’s the cyberdad? |
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Peak Cyberdad #34 Needing to use the toilet in Screwfix. |
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Classic Cyberdad, taking over his kids lego technic project |
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cyberdandy |
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Daddy Obelisk |
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-do you have an e-mail? -i don't remember my e-mail's password |
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People still play Pokeman? Really |
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Well I have a rilakkuma sticker on my phone so … |
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I dunno what that means mate Never chased invisible creatures around on my phone lol |
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And (if I had, I wouldn’t admit it on the internet remix) |
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Cyberdad be always alert to scam dips. |
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you know there is a cyberdaddy somewhere who still stores floppy disks |
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bikini screensaver (installer spans 5 floppies) |
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There are two types of Cyberdad; those who shoot lasers and those that fire photon torpedoes. |
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Ironically Cyberdad still uses a Windows 3.1 PC entire disconnected from the internet to play solitaire |
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another cyberdad does the same thing unironically |
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whose that? |
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Cyberthaddd |
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some anonymous cyberdad who never bought a new computer since 1996. cause why would he right |
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Magical, do you have me blocked here? Unblock me so I can thumbs up your stuff and Melvin’s bro |
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Cyberdad's favourite four words in the English language are David Bowie Immersive Experience. |
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Lol |
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CyberMarxistDad will bequeath a whole host of bookmarks that will remain unread by his progeny. |
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cyberdad had a wet dream of slow loading jpegs |
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Tory cyberdad will bequeath a Toby discount card, printouts of his best Mail Online comments, a red polyester MAGA kipa, and a thick disk wallet of BLACKED.COM clips burned to DVD |
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Fun fact: chiffré de bout en bout is French cyberdad for ass to ass. |
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I miss Mark |
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Cyberdad defend his daughter's well-meaning GoFundMe grift (they are planning a flotilla to Palestine) |
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I'm here whenever you need me, well give or take a week or two |
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I'm not going to ask how you know that! How do you know that?!? |
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Imagine turning up on one of those giant inflatable banana boats, with Greta sitting on your lap in the princess leia bikini and ghetto blaster booming out Electric Avenue |
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a real cyberdad bought diapers with printable e-coupons once at least |
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My fantasy is to be manhandled by the IDF, wrestling me off of a giant inflatable banana, as I get into difficulties a nautical mile from Ayia Napa. |
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Cyberdad's already spent his Trump Dividend. |
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the first public users of cellphone headsets were businessmen and cyberdads |
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there was an era where you couldn't be in a parking lot or an intersection without seeing guys with bluetooth headsets and shaved heads. I called them lobots. |
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i meant before bluetooth. it wasn't cool anymore by then when everyone was doing it |
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Yeah with George Michael in Rhinestone covered leather budgie smugglers holding your waist. |
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lol @ lobots |
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Cyberdad still cracks up at "Birdie num num" |
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there is a cyberdad irc channel that was created during covid for cyberdads to chat cause the bars were closed |
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