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Randy with the flying DDT on Mermaidman from the top buckle. Index walks in with two red hot starbucks macchiatos.. and flings them at Randy's budgie smugglers |
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Background music by Star Turn on 45 Pints |
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ok how long until we start sucking each other off? can we last a minute?? |
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guys you're supposed to brawl! guys! |
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fucking loooooool |
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Mermaid man grabs a steel chair but in walks Umbro wearing a giant furry nappy like conan the barbarian and a couple of those leather cuff things with metal spikes on them. He is smoking a gigantic blunt made from banana skins and does a Mongolian chop to Mermaid. The sheer force makes him piss his pants |
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Index gyrates with his hands behind his head like Rick Rude, he is wearing skin tight pink spangly sequined trouser and ray-bans, he has a couple of those little adidas sweatband things on his wrists and he has rouged cheeks and lipstick on. |
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The gigantic video screen starts to play the theme tune from Spender. Oh my god its... its Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud tag team, they are wearing nothing but transparent 10 denier tan bodystockings... |
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Recycle ♻️ in the 15th row but prefers General Admission, and yes bes naked eating and apple and a banana 🍌 and drinking RC Cola. Make love Not War CUNTS |
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yeah you would have a hamster mini van der graaf generator across your saline inflated scrotum that would zap your nuts every time Epics pressed a return key, the longer the sentence the higher to voltage. |
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Epic trying to type the gnostic gospels while being pulled apart by chains on a maypole, by coenobites on rollerskates |
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Speak American mate 🏴 |
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who's going to get slapped around with a dick though? who's going to get a wedgie? |
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i push every one out of the ring with my powers of deduction |
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ok: "huuuu duuuh, duuhh huuuu, hehehehe" |
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Belb with his diamond encrusted mega Y-Fronts with nuclear elastic that can stretch 5 fathoms |
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Everyone is blasted out of the ring by your powers, and we all land like the power rangers, you know in that stupid pose |
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Mark, I do appreciate your thought pattern tho, there’s plenty I see that problyndont know have of yer words *runs through the arena naked with dong flapping back and forth |
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can you get your lob rate up to 50hz with the aid of a dust buster |
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all this time ive been waiting for the right moment to tell you all there is a wrestling pen and paper and it looks hilarious. |
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like RPG? |
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Elusive isolates 3 seconds of "Rfc Pt8" and slows it down a bit and then hosts it on MegaUploadz behind an impossible captcha formed of bits of Pete's tired prostate. |
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Rusty arrives in the thread, Babu walks across his phone coincidently typing the word 23 skidoo, at that precise moment Rusty's trousers fall down as he is crossing the room to reheat his tepid coffee |
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Randy's guts are in turmoil and he has to use Rusty's semi-functional toilet and there are no windows to crack open. |
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Tony Danza stretches and purrs on a red velvet couch |
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I can imagine Rusty on a toboggan cresta run to this |
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I pledge allegiance to DEATH SKULL [DEATH SKULL walk-on music playing] |
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crab riders attack! |
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I must have been bored as fuck to start this thread, i like the replies though |
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