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I t hink I might nyour help in a personal issue I am having. There is this girl at my work who I kind of like but I'm not sure if she likes me that much and I would like to try and change that. Well, where my cubicle is, is in an area that she walks by a lot, so I figure maybe I can get her to start noticing me by playing some interesting music so that maybe she'll think I'm an interesting guy. I know that her ex boyfriend was a RHCP fan so I have been playing that but it doesnt seem to get her attention that much. So I decided to try and play some IDM thinking that will hopefully get her thinking that I am "not just your typical guy" and maybe she will start swooning over the fact that I listen to this strange, dark music because it must mean that I'm a strange, dark guy. Well I've been playing all kinds of IDM real loud, and all that's happened is that she kind of has this weird look on her face when she walks by. So I started blasting it right after she walks in the room to try and "grasp the moment" but I think I am failing to achieve her approval, because she has stopped walking by as much, and the other day I saw her and one of her friends talking and snickering when I walked by. Please help |
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Talk to her. |
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You must stick penis in her and cum stupid hard (but not so hard as to form babby) |
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I suggest you stick with your own species, you sound weird. |
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Semi-serious post: I used to be chronically socially inept and cripplingly shy until about age 16, had almost no friends and zero luck with womenz etc. I swear most of it was because of my shitty diet and lack of physical activity. After a few weeks of eating food that actually provided nourishment to my body, and not spending all day every day screengazing, I felt way better physically and emotionally too. Way more confidence, such that I was able to make normal friends and communicate with womenz in a non-Benn-Jordan manner. I recommend a similar course of action assuming it would be appropriate to you |
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nice op |
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No, IDM is no music for girls. That windowlicker music video gave us unrealistic expectations. |
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Show her your |
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sounds cliche... just be yourself. And not that it is my place to give sound relationship advice. That being said, I encourage you to try to make some type of conversation with her. The fact that she and her friend are snickering -- perhaps she is not worth your time. Or it could be that she is not in any place to date someone due to her own limitations or situation. I like to think that things should just be, yet even that has proven to throw me. Regardless, cheers and best to you and the lady situation. |
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Talk to her by the water cooler or coffee machines or whatever communal place your workplace has. That is the way. That is the way! |
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I think, DJ Mr. Hard of Codes, that your main issue as a human being is volume control and personal aural space intrusion. Try using words with her, because I'm sure Gantz Graf isn't the greatest pick-up line. |
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And from your posts, I haven't seen any reason as to why you're attracted to her... Why is she different from any girl on the bus or walking the streets? |
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First play some soft rock shit, Lenny Kravitz or whatsoever, follow all cliches be all sociable, smooth and smug, women fall for you, and so on. And then when you two are alone in your own room... BLAST SOME COIL, DRESS YOU BDSM LEATHER SHIRT, WHIP HER, FUCK HER IN THE ASS, BANG BANG BANG UP UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT!!!!!!!!! And then maybe ask her if she likes Autechre's Nine (i wouldn't start with Gantz Graf, that would scare her). |
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stfu about grantz graf autechre bullshit i just listened to that track and it is absolute shit, sounds like someone took a pdf file in text format and fed it into "max msp" then put a flange filter on top of it. so intelligent bros why does every single god damn thread have to devolve into a discussion about autechre? jesus fucking christ i would never play that for any girl, i would immediately feel like a tool. |
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im sorry its just that everytime i hear autechre all i can think of is my little sister who just got into "electronica" last year cause her hipster friends took her to an autechre show. |
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I only see one person whinging about autechre in this thread. Why make such a fuss? Are you so angry that people enjoy ganz graf or what have you? Stop being a prick. |
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LOLtechre |
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I'm not being a prick you dumb shit, this is MY thread and you toold come in here and have to mention autechre, what a fucking surprise. YOU are the prick. You can go enjoy your granz graf as much as you want, I am not angry at all. You are just as annoying as I predicted you would be. Just like everyone else that uses these kinds of forums. Please do me a favor and politely fuck off and do not participate in my threads. |
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LOL this forum really is best place in the world! |
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Sounds more like you are angry that someone might not like autechre. Well guess what tons of people dont like autechre, it's a face that you'll have to live with as a hipster fucking douche. |
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LMAeO |
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yeah, autechre, autechre AAAAAUTECHRE! (hee hee) |
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look at you with your god damn 5158 posts and your stupid little avatar, so pathetic fuck you |
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Autechre! |
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Imagine Ae doing a set at G.A.Y G.Ae.Y lol!?!??!?!?!??! |
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Well there is a reason why Ae plays on dark rooms. |
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HAendjobs |
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Could you bang one of your sister's hipster friends instead? Since they apparently like autechre |
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Hipster Girls have no tits. |
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Tell her you are a member of xltronic..then she says "what?" Then you say "yeah xltronic baby" than grab your balls and walk away.. She'll fuck your brains out |
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With her small tits. |
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this thread is fresh. djhardcode, if I was you, I would follow milfywhore's advice. he seems to have a deep understanding of the ways this world works. also from the stuff you type, you seem to think music will get people's atention. most won't give a fuck unless you play something they already know and like so you could do this: " First play some soft rock shit, Lenny Kravitz or whatsoever, follow all cliches be all sociable, smooth and smug, women fall for you, and so on. And then when you two are alone in your own room... BLAST SOME COIL, DRESS YOU BDSM LEATHER SHIRT, WHIP HER, FUCK HER IN THE ASS, BANG BANG BANG UP UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT!!!!!!!!! And then maybe ask her if she likes Autechre's Nine (i wouldn't start with Gantz Graf, that would scare her). " which is sound advice. or you could keep playing your shit music (what ever it is that you like) and wait for your dreamed life partner to come along and be interested in your stupid shit (this could take a while). but if you want to fuck this one girl at work that has not been interested in your boring sounds, your best bet is putting your alphamale cloak on. most bitches love that shit because they are so dumb they don't have any selfawareness whatsoever and think they need to jump on the back of the first big male they come across. |
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I've heard this was the thread for all things Autechre. Far out! What's everyone's favourite album and: Ritz Crackers or Tuc? If you answer Tuc, your opinions are invalidated. |
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Tuc is disgusting. What's your favourite Autechre album? |
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I know, right, Tuc is a blasphemous cracker. You can't even make puns with Tuc. Puttin' on the Tuc? Oh, you like Autechre, too? |
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I'd say that Autechre was my entryway into listening to electronical music. Besides, everyone likes Autechre. Everyone? No, for djhardcode does not like them. |
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Wait, someone doesn't like Autechre? I bet he likes Tuc. |
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I like a cream cracker myself. |
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Oo-err, get you! |
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I'm sophistercated. |
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You're something, that's for sure. |
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I'm the benst. |
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I wouldn't go that far, some other people have that title! There could be Holy War on your hands. |
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no i didnt read any of that either. for some1 who has chosen to look like nathan barley, i'm surprised your parents even talk to you. |
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i'm surprised your parents even DUBturbo you. |
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