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1: How is a banana like a prostitute? 2: How is a priest better than a toilet? 3: How is a computer the opposite of a chair? 4: How is a Kangaroo worse than a book? Come up with some witty answers! |
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1. Both are living things. 2. A priest consists of mind and matter and is thus superior to a toilet which has no mind. 3. A chair is a very old type of instrument and a computer is rather new. So in the sense in which the old is the opposite of the new they're opposites. 4. A regular kangaroo is mortal while a book could potentially go on existing until the end of the world. These are the first answers that popped into my head. I'm hot happy with them. |
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.... NOT instead of hot.. |
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Well....that wasn't funny...sorry |
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2: The priest is always full of shit |
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Eh sorry, doesn't make sense, need more practice |
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1: How is a banana like a prostitute? You can rent it for an hour. 2: How is a priest better than a toilet? It reacts in funnier ways when shitted on top 3: How is a computer the opposite of a chair? It's on the desk, facing the chair. 4: How is a Kangaroo worse than a book? What does witty mean anyway? |
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Dunno. But you are not witty |
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How would you recognise a witty answer/comment? |
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When i laugh. |
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But why exactly do i laugh...i will never know it seems |
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1: How is a banana like a prostitute? in both cases, consuming a little of the rotten part will not hurt you. 2: How is a priest better than a toilet? Pleading to the priest after a night of drinking is usually less messy. 3: How is a computer the opposite of a chair? A chair supports you while you work and while you relax; a computer keeps you from doing either. 4: How is a Kangaroo worse than a book? Both become easier to hold once you crack their spines, but just as with priests and toilets, one choice leads to a mess. |
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2: How is a priest better than a toilet? He get's more ass from boys. |
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How is Autechre like a prostitute? |
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Winner! |
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Loser! |
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5: Why does i_x_ten still keep creating new accounts? answer: because he is a sociopath and nobody recognises his witless shit on here however he portrays himself. not funny but true. andy, go see a doctor. and get a fucking haircut you look like nathan barley* you fucking retard. *isn't the internet great when someone thinks they are anonymous but it is so easy to trace them :) |
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Who is dat i_x_ten? U mean me? |
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look whose talking about hair cuts |
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gotcha |
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1: How is a banana like a prostitute? Old ones are bruised and ugly but especially sweet. 2: How is a priest better than a toilet? They're not. 3: How is a computer the opposite of a chair? A computer, you use to download imprints of ass-- chairs download imprints of your ass. 4: How is a Kangaroo worse than a book? A book cannot kick you in the face and then stomp on your ribcage for stealing its book. |
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Teat? |
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Doggie Treat |
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Being judged for wit by Monoid? It's like a double-amputee judging ergonomics. |
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You making fun of me is like a priest....humping a toilet, withouth....a banana.....aww fuck it, you asshole! |
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All in to laughs nowadays? That's good news! I don't have the answers btw |
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Actually this is from a book that deals with autism.. |
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Also, I don't have witty teats. In fact, they're the least funny part of me. |
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Meeeeen is dat fanny makin fan about typopos |
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6: Why is WATMM better than XLTronic? |
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It meant TEST. However, since this board software is from the last millenium, i wasnt be able to correct my typo |
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Better be sure you get it right, first time. |
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1. Some people prefer to keep the skin after eating them, but most throw it away. 2. A toilet gurgles when swallowing a small boy's faeces. 3. A chair sits and listens quietly to one arsehole for hours at a time. A computer shouts the opinions of a million other arseholes in an instant. 4. Some books get better after more than one digestion. |
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telling - 3. A chair sits and listens quietly to one arsehole for hours at a time. A computer shouts the opinions of a million other arseholes in an instant. |
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:) I bet your couch smells rancid |
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I don't tend to use chairs if there's going to be NSA-style surveillance on my backside. If they're going to tap something, I don't want them tapping my ass. |
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My house is impeccable! 8 ) |
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Yeah, better be sure i get it right, first time.... |
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