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Just opened a fortune cookie, and it seriously says: "Emptiness is the mother of all things." Bullseye! What a fitting fortune for me, well now I'll eat my monosotium glutamate. |
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i see your emptiness vanishing miraculously in the near future |
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One time I opened a fortune cookie, and inside on the small paper, was a photo of me with the text, "This is you." So deep, yet so meaningless, yet, so meaningful. Yet meaningless. |
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I got that same cookie. It was a picture of you, and text telling me that it was me. I just think they were playing the averages. |
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Hi guys, I grow too much hair on my ears! Like on the outside, on the whole rim of the earlobe etc. I have to pluck them with tweezers every day. Thanks for reading. |
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you will have a affection for KrisTaLo |
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Xlt is much like a fortune cookie-- you open up the forum, and it's full of posts hand written in a sweatshop. w M w Congrats on post 19,900!!!!! Holy shit..... |
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So I leave the market and this employee says "have a nice day sir" in this stupid high pitch domesticated male voice. I bowed my head, closed my eyes, gritted my teeth and clenched my fist for a bit. Then I SWUNG around and pointed my finger right at his nose and gazed furiously into his eyes and said "I will NOT have you influencing my day!" while tapping each syllable out with my index finger on his nose. I realized everyone was staring at me, and I could feel their eyes like a bunch of hyena eyes. I looked around ominously "Yes I poop in the shower! Yes I post on xlt! I put a curse on this whole town! The whole lot of you! Pants to the ground with your hat all backwards!" and I covered the lower half of my face with my cape and fled the store with one extended arm making a "shhhhhh" flying noise. I had summoned 8 clones of this guy to distract them while I escaped too: |
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w M w party like its 19999 |
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my friends bbq'd some hot links on sunday, shit was so dank. they had everything. on the beach, with aircraft carriers. it was so american. but then we had carne asada and nachos. it was very mexico. it was on a navy base in san diego. i'm surprised i didn't burst into flames when i went through the gate. |
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From fortune cookie conspiracy, to XLT CONGRACHRASHUN VOL XXI, to fortune cookie causing psychosis in market, to NACHOS. I could not ask much more of this thread... Truly, congrachrashun. |
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Brilliant :-) |
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