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I am utterly determined and intensely focused on assassinating the Pharaoh Thutmose III, sixth Pharaoh of the eighteenth dynasty. I will cut on that motherfucker. This is not a joke. By the time you read this post he will surely die. [Tardis sounds] |
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rip :( |
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*bumps creeping death from the delorean with the top down.* by top down i mean the doors are closed for time travel. |
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Be careful man- if you can freely travel through time, then perhaps his supporters have the skill as well! Be safe- assassinate clean. The best assassinations, are the ones that aren't posted about on a board such as xlt, which has over 12 million page views a day. |
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have u heard of persephone's bees? such a great littel canadain band. |
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May all those who, in consequence of bribery from either party, do not speak the truth, incur the eight dangers and the ten punishments. May they be infected with all sorts of diseases. Moreover, may they be destroyed by elephants, bitten and slain by serpents, killed and devoured by the devils and giants, the tigers, and other ferocious animals of the forest. May whoever asserts a falsehood be swallowed by the earth, may he perish by sudden death, may a thunderbolt from heaven slay him—the thunderbolt which is one of the arms of the Nat Deva. May false witnesses die of bad diseases, be bitten by crocodiles, be drowned. May they become poor, hated of the king. May they have calumniating enemies, may they be driven away, may they become utterly wretched, may every one ill-treat them, and raise lawsuits against them. May they be killed with swords, lances, and every sort of weapon. May they be precipitated into the eight great hells and the 120 smaller ones. May they be tormented. May they be changed into dogs. And, if finally they become men, may they be slaves a thousand and ten thousand times. May all their undertakings, thoughts, and desires, ever remain as worthless as a heap of cotton burnt by the fire. |
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