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THE JEDI CORPORATE STRUCTURE Chief Executive Officer - Jedi Chris Departments… Intergalactic Affairs/Training – Pachi Weapons & Armoury – Jarworski Industry, Trade & Coolness – The Funkmaster Evilness & Enforcement -Ophecks Peace & Tranquility - LeCoeur Finance & State Expenditure - Amonbrune Culture and Architecture - Nacmat Entertainment & Leisure -WooferAttack Health -Aminal Legislative and Judicial –CeriJC (on vacation at moment) Corporate Security - Nanotech Technology and Science Secretariat –Recycle. Honorable mentions.... AneurySm – Poop Monger Jedi D-Hex - Darkside Hotel and Resort Pool Manager The Baron Von Picklefoot - Jedi Muffin Man Special thanks to Raimons and Sydo Dyas - you two are truely evil - bring it on!! .....and a thank you to everyone else who has joined me with there lightsabers in a mark of respect to how great Episode II will be!!! May the Force be with you! Jedi 'Master' Chris Standard Disclaimer: Dark Side CG ™ core values reflect the short-term advantages of harnessing hatred for institutional power and the long-term desirability of controlling the galaxy.We provide direction to our partner organizations through knowledge, management,incident control and our rapid on-site intervention expertise. Our partnered organizations include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of Tattooine, and many large software companies. Dark Side CG™ is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft Corporation. |
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never underestimate the power of the dark side |
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I'm nothing :'-( |
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Hey, suffer in silence. -P |
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Even though you were not lucky enough to be voted onto the Jedi Council....as a Jedi apprentice you like the many others....have an important part to play in the big picture. Keep smiling! :) |
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damn what am i then? like cannon fodder ? heheh |
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With every race Teapot there has to be winners - it's the taking part that counts! |
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I don't mind....My time will come, ....................and yours too,teapot! By the time episode III will come out, we'll both be powerfull wizards,responsible enough,for a function like that...! |
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bantha fodder |
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Kalaim badkaama. Ewok poop cleaning dept. |
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geeks! |
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Outcast! |
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Thank you man for giving me my perfect role in the department! I'm off to look at my new toys... heheh |
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Supreme : Queen Amidala's clothes designer |
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*a witness to the human condition* |
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Soon our time will come......... ......next thursday outside the macdonalds in Bristol. |
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Bring it on! .....after I've had my McChicken Sandwich, and Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry of course! |
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everybody with a lightsaber needs to get stabbed. Alaah U Akbar! Alaah U Akbar! |
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Everybody without one needs to get lost! ;) |
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=O i want to be the jedi doggy =*( |
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That's another well strange photo, Jedi Chris... Sort of "Look at my sabre! It's monstrously thick and throbbing!" |
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Amendment... Honorable mentions.... AneurySm – Poop Monger Jedi D-Hex - Darkside Hotel and Resort Pool Manager The Baron Von Picklefoot - Jedi Muffin Man Jedi Doggy - Mr Flappypants ....sorry pal! |
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"$260? thats a bit steep. you could get a MID PRICED girl for that much" "yeah... but she'd only be mine for a few hours... a bantha is forever" |
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I guess that makes me jar jar =o( *Jumps of death star roof, and unfortunatly gets her toung stuck on a loose bolt and saves her pathetic little life* |
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department of HEALTH!??! c'mon... couldn't i do sometthing a little more... evil?!? im ready for the responsibility, i swear! i could hunt down some rebels for you.. |
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thanks for the,,,,honorable mention???? WHAT!!!!???? |
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Just think of the responsibility! You get to decide whether people die or not! LOL!! |
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Hey, get going and clean out the pool man! |
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Thats the spirit soldier!! |
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The pool still looks a bit murky Jarworski, I think D-Hex is blatently ignoring you - you should do something about it! |
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Man, he knows not even to come near me with this arsenal I'll get one of the lackeys to give him a poke :o) |
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Use whatever means necessary.....;) |
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Pool is cleaned sir! May i now tend to my pool side Lando Calrisian Ham Sandwhich Hut? |
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i'll quote my favourite jedi: "i'll never join you!" ;) |
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Bring me and Jarworski a few.....and something to drink! eh Jarworski ? ;) |
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If only you knew the power of the Force! |
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:) |
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I like the way your eyes are rolling in your head - I can do that! :) |
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yes i bet your evil powers allow crazy stuff like that ;) like that bloke from jedi knight said: "use it for good!" |
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Jedi Chris!!! Jaworski!!!! Here is your Lando Ham Sandwhich, and here is your Dewback mountain dew, with a spike of weequay whiskey. Enjoy,,,and dont forget the tip,,,ahem, ahem.... |
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Tip, are you kidding me man.....?? |
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uh,,,,,,,uh,,,,,yeah. |
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Evilness and enforcement! I have the best possible job! Well it must suck being dominated by a 5'10'' 140 pound waif, but you KNOW I'm intimidating... do what I say or... Or... I can't say it. Too horrific and terrible. Just don't fuck with me, and we'll all be happy. |
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I wish all wannabe jedi's die a horrible death! 'Cause theres only room for one true light sabre master,...and that is my imaginairy friend called Luke. |
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*sighs..* |
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sorry, i've been away. chris: thats from this comic called box office poison. it's a starwars nerd buying a ceramic bantha. and it was a mistake, i realized, it's $125. |
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Ahhh right! |
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:) |
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