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offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 00:00 [#02438006]
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I don't like them. Debate!


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2012-07-26 00:08 [#02438007]
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Mass debate?

[ grabs coat and jumps in taxi ]


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 00:10 [#02438009]
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That was actually quite good. Please stay!


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 00:19 [#02438010]
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they are pretty odd. i think the reason humans are so tricky
with all the genital stuff is cos we'd be fine upstanding
creatures in control of our lives except for these stinky
sticky bits that are hardwired to make us do what our
genetic code mindlessly demands.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 00:22 [#02438011]
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you might want to build a house because you are a rational
person, but your penis might get in the way of that and make
you rape the house instead.



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 00:26 [#02438012]
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i guess religion thought the whole sex thing had to be
pinned down cos it disturbs clearer vision and gets in the
way of understanding god, but i mostly think religion
attracted the kind of men who wanted sex to be controlled -
ykno making people feel guilty about the shit between their
legs, thats control.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 00:27 [#02438013]
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our psychological problem with genitals is control.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 00:38 [#02438014]
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The classic feel of shame after a wank. Porn is always
ridiculous after a toss.

I agree on the 'deity/whatever watching us' part. But it's
more than that. In a couple after a while it just becomes
practical. Loses the whole 'cuddle after sex' thing.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 00:39 [#02438015]
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Nice to see you Ampi btw


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 00:45 [#02438016]
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nice to see u too.
im not sure what u hate bout genitals


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 00:54 [#02438022]
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I don't hate them. I don't think they look that good. If you
were to tell me they feel better than they look, i would
agree.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 01:04 [#02438029]
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i think they feel ok. i think genitals are alright. they
look kinda gnarly and awesome whats not to love here?
i guess they arent perfect and they've caused a lot of
trouble in the world, theres room for improvement


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 01:04 [#02438031]
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how would you improve genitals? try and think unisex here


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 01:05 [#02438032]
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Genitals are awesome looking?


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 01:06 [#02438033]
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No offence to god, but i'd rather Santiago Calatrava had
designed mine.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 01:09 [#02438034]
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They're this constant reminder. I think if my stomach was
hanging out like that i'd feel bad after eating.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 01:10 [#02438036]
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I wish all the walls of my room were covered with penis and
ball genitalia. I could just slowly lay my whole body face
first on the wall, and they'd get erect when I brushed
against them, kinda like a tidal rock covered with sea
anemones at the beach. I could suck on one after the other
while I jerk off one after the other with both hands and my
own penis could touch penises. They'd all ejaculate all over
each other and all over me and my tongue. I could bend over
and put one after the other in my ass. Another wall could be
completely made out of farting buttholes, mmmmmm. I like
this topic.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 01:10 [#02438037]
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god i'm bored. i'm so bored i'm posting messages too
frequently. wouldn't want to clog up the place.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 01:11 [#02438039]
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Haha.

I bet you have an 'extra orifice'. A useless, dripping one.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 01:15 [#02438045]
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yea gnarly
but yeah i mean judging the looks of these things is crazy
cos they obviously look completely ridiculous but people
always want to see them a lot so i cant call them dirty or
unappealing or unattractive or unsightly. what are they?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 01:15 [#02438046]
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Its where my nose should be. My nose is located on my taint
and it smells quite nice there I must say.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2012-07-26 01:17 [#02438050]
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and designer genitals would be gay


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 01:19 [#02438051]
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We look ridiculous. It's like repeating a word until you
really hear it.

I wouldn't have expected you to use the term 'gnarly'.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 01:20 [#02438052]
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My penis has a Martin Margiela cardigan.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 01:26 [#02438057]
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My penis grows hair on the left side of the shaft itself. I
would pluck them more frequently, but girls never see my
penis, so... By the way, do you guys want to see my penis?


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 01:28 [#02438059]
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Go on then


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 01:30 [#02438061]
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Ok, I have to clean my keyboard first, hold on.
viewing this makes you a faggot


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 01:36 [#02438063]
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You roam some weird places, w M w.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-26 01:42 [#02438064]
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Did you know half an onion and the froth of beer was
considered "a delightful remedy against death" in ancient
Egypt?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2012-07-26 01:51 [#02438065]
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Auto w M w

add some gay hate and denial for taste.



 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2012-07-26 06:25 [#02438075]
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why do you feel ashamed after a wank?


 

offline Torture Garden from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2012-07-26 11:02 [#02438079]
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A strawberry-blonde marzipan makes a truce with an
espadrille, because the bicep somewhat gives a pink slip to
a swamp behind another bonbon. Most people believe that a
lovely guardian angel buys an expensive gift for the
amour-propre around the omphalos, but they need to remember
how secretly some gypsy returns home. The bonbon, another
shadow, and the looking glass are what got Timosha into
trouble. When a maestro behind a taxidermist starts
reminiscing about lost glory, an almost irreconcilable
dahlia hides.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 14:26 [#02438085]
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I haven't had any complaints, and I like a woman's "mossy
cleft". I don't know. You don't look at the fire when you're
stoking the mantelpiece, what!?!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 15:22 [#02438089]
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I tried to make a new gmail account and like every single
name is taken:
niggertwinkle@gmail.com
taken
droopydong@gmail.com
taken
anyMinorVideoGameCharacterLikeMiniFryGuy@gmail.com
taken

I mean, niggertwinkle, .. taken already?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 15:24 [#02438090]
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I just sent a message to niggertwinkle@gmail.com, did you
receive it Steinvordhosbn?


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 15:32 [#02438091]
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Went straight in the spam bin, just like all your other
messages.


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2012-07-26 16:19 [#02438092]
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I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the
geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially
tarts, prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a
certain je ne sais quoi oh so very special about a firm
young carrot.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-26 18:26 [#02438098]
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I WANTED TO ASK THAT WHENEVER I MASTERBATE MY CUM IS
YELLOWISH IN COLOR BUT IN PORN MOVIES ITS WHITE I DISCUSSED
IT WITH MY FRIEND HE SAID THAT HIS IS ALWAYS WHITE N HE
DIDNT KNEW WHAT TO SAY IS THAT NORMAL TO HAVE YELLOW CUM
ALTHOUGH IM HEALTHY N I EAT WELL I DO MY GYM EXERCISE N IM
PRETTY STRONG BUT DOES IT AFFECT HAVING CHILDREN OR NOT IM
REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT IT N WORRIED I DONT KNOW WHY ITS
YELLOW ALTHOGH MY PENIS IS HEALTHY N ERICTED BUT MY
TESTICLES THEY ARE MOSLY HANGING DOWN THEY ARE NOT ERICTED
WHAT SHOULD I DO ????????????


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:36 [#02438099]
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just dont have have childrens, if you aren't sure.

sexual organs are the true image of god.


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:42 [#02438100]
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Even better than Farts are the sexual organs, cause they are
the Gods.

Then duality in man would be organically established and
expressed; this is how here the female sexual organs, the
female sexual principle arises, and there the male
principle. (See Diagram 20). Indeed, this gives a
possibility to study the female sexual organisation in the
light of its dependence on the cosmic peripheral formative
forces. And there is the possibility to study the male
sexual organisation, even its specific forms, if we regard
it as dependent on the telluric forces of shape-dissolution.



 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:50 [#02438101]
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THE BEGINNINGS OF SEX DUALITY

A DESCRIPTION of the constitution of man before the division
into male and female sexes must now be given. The body
consisted then of a soft, plastic mass. Over it the
will-power was far more potent than was the case with
mankind subsequently. On his separation from the parent
being, man appeared, it is true, as an organism with
members, but incomplete. His organs continued their further
development apart from the parent body. Much of that which
at a later period ripened within the maternal organism was
then brought to perfection by an external force akin to our
will-power. The parent's fostering care was necessary to
promote such a ripening from without. Man brought with him
into the world certain organs which he afterwards discarded.
Others, still quite imperfect at his first appearance,
completed their development. The whole process permits of a
comparison with liberation from an egg-form and the casting
off of an outer covering; but we must here not think of a
hard and egg-like shell.


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:50 [#02438102]
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Man's body was warm-blooded. This must be distinctly
stated, for in former times it was otherwise, as will
afterwards be shown. The process of maturing apart from the
mother-entity was accomplished under the influence of
increased warmth, conveyed in like manner from without. But
by no means must we imagine a hatching-out of the egg-shaped
man — so named for the sake of brevity. The conditions of
warmth and fire on the earth were different then from those
of later times. By means of his own force a man could
constrain and confine within a certain space fire or warmth.
In short, he could concentrate heat. He was thus in a
position to supply warmth to the young creature that
required it for his development.

The organs of motion were at that time man's most highly
developed organs. The sense-organs of to-day were then quite
unevolved. The most advanced were the organ of hearing and
the organs for the perception of cold and heat (the sense of
feeling); still far behind was the perception of light. Man
was born with the senses of hearing and of touch, and then,
somewhat later, the light-perception was evolved.


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:51 [#02438103]
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All that is stated here refers to the latest period before
the separation of the sexes. The latter proceeded slowly and
gradually. For a long time before its actual appearance,
mankind began to develop in such a way that one individual
was born with more of the masculine, the other with more of
the feminine character. Nevertheless, the characteristics of
the opposite sex were present in every individual, so that
spontaneous generation was possible, though not at all
times, for it was dependent upon the influences of external
conditions at certain seasons of the year. In divers matters
mankind as a whole depended to a large extent on such
external circumstances. For that reason he had to regulate
all his undertakings in accordance with such outer
conditions; in accordance, for example, with the course of
sun and moon. This regulation did not, however, take place
consciously, in the present sense of the term, but was
carried out in a manner which must rather be called
instinctive, a term indicating the mental life of the man of
that time.


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-26 18:54 [#02438104]
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This utter, complete, bullshit. Sorry. Have a nice Organ.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2012-07-27 01:51 [#02438128]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-27 01:58 [#02438130]
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Hurr Durrrr


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2012-07-27 02:33 [#02438132]
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colani is better than w M w.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2012-07-27 11:11 [#02438143]
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there should be black and white penises shaping a
checkerboard


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2012-07-30 02:15 [#02438312]
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colani that's Rudolf Steiner copypasta. Did you go to a
waldorf school?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-30 02:29 [#02438315]
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Because god is upset with you.


 


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