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"Time to Funk" Since my entirely tiled bathroom decreeds the special acoustic, for which "pro´s" pay immeasureable amounts of money, recently an unexpected summit of my musical career was about to happen while i was bathing... Silkent by the noble sound of the tiles, i sat on the corner of the bathtub, washing myself down towards my bushy region beneath the belly, suddenly, a huge glee came over me. Had i just heard the classic smacking combination of clapping and snipping, which used to be laid over the snare in late-70´s funk- and disco-tracks, for which it always took me hours of mixing and tweaking machines? In a sudden rush of, ecstacy-like, seemingly neverending moments of joy i tested the possibilites of my newly found source of sound in numerous positions. After finding out the typical chorus effect was best achieved by wetting and toweling down the testicles, i slowly rose out of the cooled down water and gathered, still dripping, all the needed equipment and set it up in front of the tub. The first song i spiced up with that sound, was called "you know its time to funk". Next up is gonna be a lovesong entitled "The things we did togther", which a mate of me wrote for his darling. Naturally, im gonna spice it up with the sound of the 70´s aswell! - Marcel Pfeiffer (Titanic Magazine, Germany) |
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nastynasty uses ass slaps from porn all the time! |
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A juvenile thing you would obviously appreciate. I wish my goals were so easy to reach. |
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