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I bought three horrible pizzas
 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-03-27 18:46 [#02431974]
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Forgive me, they were on offer. I assumed that if I bought
plain ones then I could just use them as bases.

Big mistake guys. Big fucking mistake.

What do you think should be done with the two remaining
pizzas?

Throw them into the street?

Poo on them? And then cook them? Then what? Then what will
you have me do with them?


 

offline freqy on 2012-03-27 18:50 [#02431975]
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call the fk'n Equalizer

serious , hear freqy.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-03-27 19:00 [#02431976]
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Good idea. I'm going to hire to the Equalizer to kill the
CEO of the company that made this pizza. Only after I've
made him eat the pizza with my poo on it though.


 

offline freqy on 2012-03-27 19:09 [#02431980]
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god bless you on your journey. : )



 

offline freqy on 2012-03-27 19:10 [#02431981]
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that is of course the god of pooie pizzas,


 

offline freqy on 2012-03-27 19:20 [#02431985]
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you could call

airwolf
a team
knightrider
Axel Foley
ghostbuaters
and tell american there are WMD's at the pizza factory

all at the same time.



 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2012-03-27 21:34 [#02431992]
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Attach them to the wheels of your bike.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2012-03-27 22:20 [#02431997]
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Save them for heating up post-pub when you're too monged to
taste how bad they are.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-03-27 22:52 [#02432001]
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I think that's the winner.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-03-27 22:54 [#02432002]
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Also an excellent idea. I could as well, on top of that,
actually make a WMD and send it to the factory. Then in a
cruel twist of fate, all of them would be killed, leaving
the world largely free from retro fictional vigilantes. The
place would go to shit for sure.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2012-03-28 16:02 [#02432032]
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stop whining and buy better pizzas in the first instance.

buy cheap, buy twice.

but yeah save em for post binge scoffin, and if u pimp them,
less is more i find.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2012-03-28 21:42 [#02432048]
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Nice: you now have pizza shoes!!


 


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