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offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 19:36 [#00170232]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



Just out of interest, does anyone know what brought about
the creation of this virus?> Its like a myth that it was due
to a guy shagging monkeys, is this right?

I'd look on the net but there's so much misinformation..


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2002-04-12 19:37 [#00170234]
Points: 1699 Status: Lurker



"if I had my druthers I;d screw a chimpazee, call it
pointless"
-LEs claYpool


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-12 19:38 [#00170237]
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try & screw me and you'll lose your genitals!
::draws light sabre::


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 19:39 [#00170241]
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hahaha


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-12 19:52 [#00170256]
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I've heard it too and always asusmed it was some homophobic
rumor. I just don't see how it could be traced back to a
single incident. You'd think that guy would have been dead
before they even understood the virus, but maybe.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-04-12 20:08 [#00170266]
Points: 11005 Status: Regular



The American Goverment developed it in the late 60s, cause
the world population would be too high in 2010 !


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-04-12 20:24 [#00170285]
Points: 3436 Status: Lurker



Proly...Damn government bastards!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 20:28 [#00170294]
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Wouldn't surprise me!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-12 20:36 [#00170307]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker



actually i created it in 1967 because there were too many
faggoty hippies going about bringing down the nation's moral
fabric. Since i am a superior being to those legions of
unwashed miscreants, i took it to Africa, knowing they would
go there on a pilgrimage (for one of their so-called
"heroes", ernesto 'che' guevara, visited the Congo for a
guerilla war). those monkey-fuckers caught my disease and
spread it through the gay disco shitlickers, as i predicted
in my 1971 paper, Those Gay Motherfuckers Are Going To Jive
In Hell With Electro-Toms.

Anyway, the rest is history. I am now creating a new disease
that targets Moronic Fuckheads who like limp bizkit and
slipknot


 

offline regital from Baltimore (United States) on 2002-04-12 20:39 [#00170314]
Points: 800 Status: Lurker



That's pathetic


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-12 20:42 [#00170318]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker | Followup to regital: #00170314



do you have any intelligence? or are you a robot strictly
following procedures?


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-04-12 20:42 [#00170319]
Points: 3436 Status: Lurker



Worthless Tree-Huggers deserved it. At least the gay ones
did. And please hurry on the limp bizkit virus. And PLEASE
make one that kills pop singers like brittney spears, or
least destroy there vocal chords...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-12 20:44 [#00170322]
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you know, with a little alteration in the bacterial code, i
think it would work - thanx for the suggestion dubl'0


 

offline regital from Baltimore (United States) on 2002-04-12 20:45 [#00170326]
Points: 800 Status: Lurker



Nope... I don't have any intelligence and I'm a robot AND

I still think that's pathetic


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-12 20:59 [#00170357]
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well i know some people do have limitations... have "lines"
that they can't "cross". and some people have sacred cows.
if i think of any more clichés along similar lines, i'll be
sure to publicise them


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 21:06 [#00170379]
Points: 8472 Status: Regular



HIV was (and still is) probably a mutation in the immune
system, which then got passed on, and on, and on, and
on.....


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-12 21:09 [#00170394]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker | Followup to mylittlesister: #00170379



do you remember the hurricane from 1987 which made sevenoaks
into no-oaks?


 

offline quandary from United Kingdom on 2002-04-12 21:25 [#00170434]
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"And PLEASE
make one that kills pop singers like brittney spears, or
least destroy there vocal chords..
"
sorry that wont work, since they dont actually sing


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 21:27 [#00170436]
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yep, i remember it. I was living in Essex at the time. Why?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-12 21:29 [#00170437]
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i just saw you were from kent is all - i was in london at
the time - the neighbour's tree blew down into our garden
and their pet tortoise was killed! :(


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-04-12 21:41 [#00170452]
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Awwwwww..
How old was he?
:(
Send my condolences.


 

offline astar from Canada on 2002-04-12 22:07 [#00170521]
Points: 247 Status: Regular



don't you mean terrapin?


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-12 23:51 [#00170733]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



The most popular theory as to the origin of the disease is
that it's a derivitave of SIV {Simian Immunodeficiency
Virus} which has been found in primates in western and
central Africa. The first case of AIDS was reported in the
US in 1981.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-12 23:55 [#00170744]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



Who fucking knows how it started. More importantly, how do
you STOP it?

Well, knowing how it started would be a help, so I'm an
idiot.


 

offline globalgoon from bye on 2002-04-13 00:06 [#00170774]
Points: 303 Status: Lurker



"I'd look on the net but there's so much misinformation.."

so you post here LOL!


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-13 00:36 [#00170854]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ophecks: #00170744



well, we've almost wiped out smallpox so its possible.

Thing I'm most worried about it blood transfusions and other
hospital stuff etc


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-04-13 04:06 [#00171253]
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The book "The River" is a journalist's theory of how AIDS
started. He believes that it was transfered to humans during
mass polio vaccinations in sub-saharan Africa. According to
his theory, parts of the vaccine were produced from chimps
that were infected with SIV. He is not able to prove this
hypothesis 100%, but comes pretty close. That's the synopsis
of the whole damn 800 page book. Now you don't have to read
it. :)


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-13 04:17 [#00171272]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



Has anyone here seen the movie Philadephia? It's quite
good.


 

offline Ubik from United States on 2002-04-13 05:01 [#00171312]
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doesn't it bother anybody how fuzzy the "truth" about AIDS
is? what happened to the heterosexual aids epidemic in the
US that was predicted in the late 1980's? people, both
hetero and homo and are still having unprotected sex...
(anybody remember that song "people are still having sex"
with the vocals in the cheesy monotone?

what about Africa? why is there such a widespreed epidemic?
does everybody do buttsex there? is it because Africans
have bigger penises which cause more bleeding that helps
spread AIDS? why why why???? why does it hurt to ask
questions?

i read a decade ago that African nations were exaggerating
AIDS deaths, often claiming all deaths under sixty as
"probable" AIDS cases... for two reasons...
1) to get money from rich western countries like the USA,
these countries are very poor with almost no health care
system at all compared to the USA and Europe
2) to deflect the blame from the African governments because
the living conditions are terrible and very unhealthy (no
safe drinking water, no basic health care for a majority of
the population), and put the blame on the people (i.e. its
your fault that you were immoral and fucked around and got
AIDS). in a lot of areas around Lake Victoria (which in
itself is one of the biggest manmade ecological disasters in
history), tropical diseases became a very large problem
because of various reasons...

most of the nations that have been struck hard by "AIDS" are
very poor and have totalitarian oppressive military
gov'ts...

so what is the truth...and why is asking these types of
questions considered homophobic or hateful?...


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-04-13 05:19 [#00171319]
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According to the book I mentioned, one reason for the
proliferation of AIDS among heterosexuals in Africa is the
preference for "dry sex." Do a google search to learn more
about this fascinating practice.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-13 05:31 [#00171325]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



A lot of articles on the AIDS epidemic in Africa point to
the problem of a lack of condom use. There is little
safe-sex education there, and most teens ignore it. It
really is an epdemic there.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-13 09:56 [#00171459]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker | Followup to astar: #00170521



no, it was definately a tortoise!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-13 09:58 [#00171460]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker



i thought the film philadelphia sucked shit - liked the
bruce springsteen song tho!


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-13 10:29 [#00171472]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



AIDS is not a joke???


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-13 10:39 [#00171479]
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who are you responding to?


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-13 10:41 [#00171481]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



...was just a question to everyone...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-13 11:07 [#00171493]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker



ah, ok - well, i am of the opinion that nothing is
sacred...thAt humour is vital in all aspects of life, and
that people with 'sick' senses of humour have, in fact, the
keenest SENSE of humour


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-13 13:27 [#00171678]
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you think AID's is a joke?


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-13 13:41 [#00171696]
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"AID" is not a joke
"AIDS" is a joke (according to Southpark)


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-04-13 13:44 [#00171699]
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I remember reading something about the creation of aids in a
conspiracy magazine. Appearantly they didn't believe that
aids was invented by the american government, because at the
time it was starting to get out there it was impossible to
synthesize or alter a retrovirus. The technology wasn't
there. So it wasn't the american government if thats what
you are wondering.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-13 13:50 [#00171706]
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I'm sorry, but this is nothing to joke about... my
condolences to anyone who has suffered from this horrible
disease


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-13 14:10 [#00171723]
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what do you find funny corngrower?


 


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