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Was just watching some music film clip and it was played in reverse. I thought of something that I have not seen played in reverse. Cum/Money shots. Would be like a dong hovering up jizm off of eyebrows. I'm sure there is some vids out there but I have not thought to look before. Anyone thought of this before or seen it on the net? |
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I found a site under that exact name after a google. My mental imaginings were way better. maybe there are some better ones out there but my question has been answered. |
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They even used the word "hoovering"? weird, maybe I am the Tyler Durden of dodgy pr0n : ( No wonder I have been feeling so tired lately. |
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your broken philip..broken. Go fix yourself. |
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i wonder if Burial is going to use sounds of reversed gun shots on his next album (again) well he could use the sounds of reverse cum shots instead, whadya think |
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when you cross some lines, you cannot cross back over. "when you are a child, teachers spend years teaching you how to paint like an adult. when you are an adult, you spend the rest of your life trying to paint like a child again." |
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lol i dunno about reverse cumshots, but i have always been keen to know if DVDA really exists |
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I've been forming the idea for a short story in the back of my mind for awhile. Its about a 'sex beast', let me explain. It is sort of like a mythical beast. It is maybe 8 ft tall and a big sphere pretty much, with a layer of cocks growing all around on the top half and a layer of boobs all around on the bottom half, I guess vaginas even lower, not sure really. It basically runs around town the the behavior of perhaps koolaid man using its sex powers. Like it can use a spell where all its cocks flex and then every woman within a 5 block radius just starts going into labor. And in one scene a man gazes upon sex beast and his whole head starts shaking then explodes into cum. I guess some military airplanes come but the pilots crash because they couldn't stop masturbating. I know sex beast would do a lot of quick turns and small jumps to accentuate the bounciness of his (her?) hundreds of sex organs. |
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Oh I know, in that labor scene, all the women would give birth to girls and then because of the extreme power of sex beast all of the girl babies would go into labor with their own babies. Sex beast gets you double pregnant. Man/woman/dog/child, pretty much nobody is immune to the sexiness of sex beast. I'm not sure how the story would end. Maybe it'd never end, like the neverending story. |
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your not ready for 'back door bottle blowing' google that mofo in 20 years |
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reblerf blum blots |
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obrutBUD |
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well done! b+ |
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