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offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2011-12-12 17:29 [#02425330]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



Step right up, step right up and play, "Walk the line."

Make progressively snarkier and more direct personal remarks
directed to someone on the board until I ask you not to.
Then turn on me and keep going until I hit temp ban.

How close can YOU get to directly insulting a moderator
without getting banned? Test your luck!

Become incandescent with rage when someone who I'm mates
with says, "Put the ban hammer down you stupid Taff bastard"
and I just LOL, but when you say "you're a cock and
shouldn't be a moderator", I warn you that next comment like
that gets you a temp ban.

Intentionally misinterpret something everyone else can see
as jest and adopt a wounded stag look when your sarcasm
detector fails to go off.

Feign mock outrage when you are eventually temp. banned,
claim you were joking, claim that you misunderstood or
didn't see my warning. Demand I unban you immediately
(despite the fact that there is no "unban" option on temp
bans and the quickest way to get back in the game is to sit
it out in good grace and the best way to avoid getting it
commuted to a perm ban is to play nice when you come back.

Threaten to contact Phobiazero (despite the fact that every
time we've discussed a ban, he has agreed with me).

NB: Losing when playing "Walk the line." may result in your
actually being (temp or perm) banned and a loss of XLT
points.


 

offline YosepH on 2011-12-12 17:34 [#02425331]
Points: 179 Status: Regular



I like your avatar. You are beautiful.


 

offline YosepH on 2011-12-12 17:35 [#02425332]
Points: 179 Status: Regular | Followup to Ceri JC: #02425330



BTW. Isn´t your description more XLT in 2004?


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-12 17:49 [#02425333]
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Good idea, let's do this!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2011-12-12 17:58 [#02425334]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to YosepH: #02425332 | Show recordbag



Yeah, I'm yearning for the old days, I suppose.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-12 18:09 [#02425337]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



Testing, nigger nigger, one two three. One of the only good
things about xlt is the lack of real moderation. Its just
not proper considering aphex twin himself is the type to be
banned. I've seen moderation in work in another forum and as
an analogy it turns pulp fiction into:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdy0HeZtlqw
only not funny because humor is banned too, along with
character and individualism. It turns into farmers herding
groupthink, and the farmers are usually even stupider and
less infallible than what they think are their herd because
only dumbasses like bible thumping Ceri Jesus Christ strive
for social banhammer inequality. All the best posters are
banned which of course means I was banned in that other
forum. Anarchists think that the ring of mordor or whatever
the hell its called should be thrown in mount doom or
whatever the hell it called (I hated that movie). As has
already been demonstrated an easy way to get a perm ban from
ceri is to say that (whoever that spam guy is called,
craig32857l or something?) deserves a ban. Nigger fag, over.
But it doesn't matter cuz soon with SOPA we'll all be
moderated and only the evil like ebay will be allowed on the
interweb. Everything that goes mainstream fails, for example
UFC. All the cash poured in made it a reality gay soap opera
drama franchise show. Same happened to tv probably and
movies and games, it'll happen to the internet. That
constantly approaching degrading corrupt fail is The
Nothing.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-12 18:18 [#02425340]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



You can give me a temp ban if you want cuz its very easy to
do without reading text from non-sexy non-female 30-40 year
olds for a week or more.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-12 20:15 [#02425346]
Points: 3185 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



Just to clarify; do we have to do it in this thread or just
anywhere on XLOLT?


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2011-12-12 20:28 [#02425347]
Points: 9989 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



i like this.


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2011-12-12 20:30 [#02425348]
Points: 1066 Status: Regular



this place just hit a new low. congratulations ceri.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2011-12-12 20:44 [#02425350]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



My transexual Greek porn star name is Cherry Testicockules.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2011-12-12 20:55 [#02425354]
Points: 8670 Status: Lurker



i don't remember you being such an enormous twat


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2011-12-12 21:00 [#02425356]
Points: 795 Status: Lurker | Followup to betamaxheadroom: #02425348



On a scale from 1 to 10 you are a new low. Congratulations
betamex.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2011-12-12 21:02 [#02425357]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to Steinvordhosbn: #02425346 | Show recordbag



Would my answer make a difference?


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2011-12-12 21:07 [#02425358]
Points: 795 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ceri JC: #02425357



Between the lines, the actual question is wether or not he
can be himself in this thread alone, or in all threads. He
needs to unleash himself in controllable doses, or else 2012
will come early this year.

Just a hunch from my part though.



 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-12 21:39 [#02425360]
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I remember the era of The New Seriousness.


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2011-12-12 22:03 [#02425361]
Points: 1066 Status: Regular



im holding a placard saying "ban real ppl, not bots". it's
akin to when a dog pisses on another dogs piss to eradicate
its scent.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2011-12-13 00:22 [#02425365]
Points: 3393 Status: Regular | Followup to Steinvordhosbn: #02425360 | Show recordbag



hahaha


 

offline YosepH on 2011-12-13 22:19 [#02425404]
Points: 179 Status: Regular



Bumping this with the secret buttlover of Ceri


 

offline Advocate on 2011-12-13 22:51 [#02425405]
Points: 3319 Status: Lurker



finally this place has some drama again.

you remember that time when britney spears shaved her head
bald? well it's THAT kind of thing we need right now --
right here -- to force ourselves into the limelight again.
please keep up keepin' up.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2011-12-13 22:53 [#02425406]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to YosepH: #02425404



It's not that far from a 'wacky' jnasato cry for help.


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2011-12-13 23:33 [#02425408]
Points: 3372 Status: Lurker



lol @ "loss of XLT points".



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2011-12-13 23:57 [#02425412]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to YosepH: #02425404 | Show recordbag



I just watched "Party Monster", so perhaps my attraction to
men has jut been given an unrealistic expectation, but
even in a wig I don't think I'd hit it.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2011-12-14 04:49 [#02425418]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



fobia promised me I could redeem my xltronic points for
sexual favours from moderators. Could I have mcnuggets
instead. thank you


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-14 06:06 [#02425423]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



Mr. sneakers told me that he used a hypercubic ceasar cypher
to intellicize that 'phobiazero' means 'no fear', a lame
phrase you might find on a shirt by nike or something.
Everyone is retarded here because we've been eating poison
soft kill gmo food. No fear is our human centipede leader.
He's probably connected back to the last ass in a circle
actually. That movie was shit I assume, like everything
modern. And south park mentioned it which automatically
makes it gay. Only south park are allowed to use 'slander'
and 'libel' because they get paid stupid sums of money
through some idiotic post monkey system where the machines
are owned by the elites. Everyone else is only allowed to
post videos about cats on the asscloud of youtube. If you
step out of line they can remove any pillar of their full
spectrum dominance to turn you into a bum, or a cat that
others can then post videos of on youtube. One day you're a
human and the next day you're a cat, this is
thekoehtkiarelre


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2011-12-14 09:32 [#02425426]
Points: 12394 Status: Regular



Ceri JC uses scare quotes around the word "female" when
referring to transgendered women!


 

offline j4ck from United Kingdom on 2011-12-14 10:12 [#02425428]
Points: 1102 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02425423



o.o


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2011-12-14 13:18 [#02425437]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular



ok slags. its about walking the line. i think he didnt ban
clark cos most of you were being fags about him sayin he was
shit hot and music is COMPLETELY DEAD so lets talk to clark.
you shouldnt be fags about this stuff


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2011-12-14 13:40 [#02425438]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular



i cant get banned. im too fucking cute
feeling unclear about a lot of this. So... Ceri is a mod
from old times and he's come back, replied to a number of
posts and made himself felt. then he's been all hard like
this place needs fixin and he's going to run this ship
right....but
phobiazero isnt here and he dosnt exist. this place dosnt
really exist anymore.
what are you doing ceri? are you going to change us? did you
just wake up one day and log back in, see your name was bold
and thought 'oh shit yeah lol im a mod here, haha ok'. now
you are making lines to walk down? i kinda like that


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2011-12-14 16:33 [#02425440]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



Good lord, I'm still grey.

I'm unclear about the whole 'walk the line' aspect. I mean,
doesn't 'walking the line' mean staying on the straight and
narrow, you know, like in the Johnny Cash song?


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-14 16:46 [#02425442]
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Shit just got serious.



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2011-12-14 18:00 [#02425452]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I just changed my mind about the mcnuggets.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2011-12-14 18:02 [#02425454]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



Back to the sexual favours, eh?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2011-12-14 18:23 [#02425456]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I'll try not to get any frankincense on you.

Unless you like frankincense.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2011-12-14 20:16 [#02425461]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



You're walking very close to the line, mister, very close
indeed..


 

offline staz on 2011-12-14 21:40 [#02425467]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



WHAT A SHITTY THREAD!!


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2011-12-14 23:15 [#02425470]
Points: 795 Status: Lurker



Yes! An xlt thread dedicated to Johnny Cash!

*drops a line*


 

offline Torture Garden from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2011-12-14 23:25 [#02425472]
Points: 974 Status: Lurker



*rails a line*


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2011-12-15 01:31 [#02425475]
Points: 1066 Status: Regular



you fail badly ceri


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2011-12-15 21:43 [#02425542]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



Hey, this game SUCKS.


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2011-12-16 01:13 [#02425566]
Points: 1066 Status: Regular



*big tick*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2011-12-17 17:04 [#02425722]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

How about a nice game of chess?


 


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