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It is monday, the weekend is over and i have no plan for my life |
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Plan short term maybe? |
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Get a nice haircut and/or use hair wax, which possibly saved my life 10 years ago. Hair wax can do wonders for life. Or at least hair. |
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I need a haircut too! Tnx for the advise..I'll throw soem wax in it to for more fun! T think I'll do it a friday so i can enjoy my plans all week! |
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My life is poor at the moment. I work all week and spend the weekends alone while my flatmate goes away to see his gf. |
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helps against monday madness (original album version is a lot better imo, but not to be found) |
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Perhaps you'd feel better if you also went away to see his gf. But like... on different days. Go to her place and ask about the flatmate's whereabouts, as if missing. Most important is to arrive with your dick slightly hanging out of your zipper. As long as most of it is hidden, she won't be able to show her surprise, cuz then she'd have to admit that she was looking at your crotch. So then you enter the place for a drink, which will happen, cuz you ask for a drink. What happens is that she'll be so shocked by your exposed penis, that the result of most any request will be a friendly, "yah, ok". So then whilst sitting on her couch and drinking the beverage, you have to make sure your wang is exposed, but just a little more this time, as if it got flung out by the action of sitting, as well as its increasing erotic power (for her). Make sure to hold the drink in hand with elbow rested on armrest, and have your index finger subtly pointing at your crotch (this is a classical compositional technique for paintings). The drink will have power as it is the reason for you being there, and your finger will constantly pull attention to your wangitude. Then just walk over and start touching and kissing her simultaneously (simultaneously is important, as a simpler action would be akin to being poked by a chopstick, as opposed to being covered in a blanket of erotic power). And then after multiple orgasms from both sides, you can leave after saying farewells. Nah, don't do that. |
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you almost had me believing this could work :D know any pick-up methods in a train? |
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Wouldn't work, she's a fatty and too repulsive to touch. |
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It actually has a pretty good chance of working, but I just don't recommend farking others' partners. I dunno about trains... Say hi? @@@penexpers- AHAHAHA! |
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yah, saying hi sometimes does the trick, only worked out once on a train though, so i thought there might be sth else. |
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spill hot coffee in her crotch and dab it dry whilst subtly massaging her to arousal, she'll love you for it. |
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will do and report upon it |
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or shit on her head..o no: it's oh shit. |
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Anyway, tell us more about your life Monoid. |
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Nothing ever happens. |
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dudes talking about assaulting women itt |
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What do you do in day to day life? |
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days mean nothing to me i live my life week to week |
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I surf the net, work, buy food. That is all |
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did you think about getting a job monoid, maybe it can help to pass your time? or volunteer for a cause which you support even i dunno |
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wait |
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A job would cure the symptoms (boredom) maybe, but not the sickness |
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do you make any type of arty things monoid? |
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No. Except with Beaterator on my psp |
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try airfix models |
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No |
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Buy food the woman in the produce direction. |
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No |
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Perhaps... reply to this post with "No"? |
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what about bus spotting? |
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Nah |
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I think moanoid is a better name for you |
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Monoid His life is void With no ideas put forward he toyed Nothing ever happens to him Surfing the net, working and buying food every day - boy, how grim Monoid |
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Actually something happened this week. I got into an argument with a bank teller and now i am seeing his boss on friday. I see this as a great oppertunity to train my social skills. |
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Please let us know how it goes. |
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finaly a date for moanoid! |
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Post a video from a camcorder hidden under your shirt, peeking through an open button hole. |
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I could record the conversation with my mobile phone (audio only) but you guys don't speak german. |
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You could then provide a translation script. |
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We can understand the words: kleiner swansch. So please record it. |
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Ok. But i am not going to translate it. |
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live in the present |
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AWWW DUDE!!! In the middle of a sentence, say "xltronic", and then when the dyude asks wha?- say nevermind or change it to a German word that somehow rhymes. Fuck-- see how many times you can say it. One of my ex-co-workers used to talk a lot but used to just zone out when people replied. So I actually was able to throw in "giraffe" or some other such nonsense phrases that had nothing to do with the conversation-- his non-listening was confirmed by his "un hm". I told my other co-worker that I was gonna do it, so we had a good laugh about it. This can be done in prolly most casual conversations. |
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Sure i'll do it! |
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ahaha... Bump if you upload audio. |
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I recorded it. The quality is okay. It is about 6 minutes long. I will upload it on monday. But it is just lame blabla. The thing is that i sound fucking insecure, my voice is shaky and i can't form a whole sentence. How do i work on this? I think i am going to do this more often, so i can analyze it later. |
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opposed to what people say, it does not improve if you imagine your opponents nekkid.^^ what does work is focusing on your standpoint beforehand, and experiencing such situations more often. however they excuse themselves, you can always say as a customer you find their practices inacceptable. and keep in mind: after all they are there to serve you not the other way round. |
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I thought about beforehand what i wanted to say. And i did it for the most part. But i felt kinda blocked so i did not come over very eloquent. The compromise was foul, because the bank was in a better position! |
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Where is it? |
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