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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:16 [#02393374]
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A black guy (African) phoned me and said he is coming to my house at 7pm tonight, then hung up.
I am a bit scared, TBH.
What should I do?
The sooner you reply the better, as I only have 44 minutes left (perhaps to live...). Thanks in advance for any life-saving advice.
Tractern
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:17 [#02393375]
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What have you done?
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:19 [#02393376]
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I don't even know! :(
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:21 [#02393377]
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Take it like a man. What's the worst that could happen?
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:30 [#02393382]
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hi ladyboi,
lol! is my response to the pic.
I recognise his voice as that of a black man.
If he looks like that I won't be too scared.
If he tries to do a fuck on me, what would you advise me do?
Thanks
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:34 [#02393384]
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He could actually do a kill on me! :( THAT'S the worst that could happen...
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:38 [#02393385]
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That's not that bad...
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:40 [#02393387]
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:( !
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Torture Garden
from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2010-09-19 18:43 [#02393388]
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watch home alone for some tips.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:49 [#02393389]
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haha, nice I like it! :D
Cheers Torture Garden, you're alright!
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:54 [#02393391]
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Okay, that sounds good, thank you.
Should I not run, or something? There is a back door I might be able to escape outta. I try this perhaps?
SHIT, 6 minutes to go!!! :O
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:55 [#02393392]
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Put on your web cam so we can all watch
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 18:57 [#02393393]
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hahaha! :D
No dice. Unless you're willing to pay?
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 19:00 [#02393394]
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I'm all out of cash, after Big bought people XLT memberships the other day I thought I'd pay a black man to go over to your house and bum you, as a treat.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 19:03 [#02393395]
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It's 3 minutes past, maybe he forgot about me!
Here's to hoping eh, XL?
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 19:04 [#02393396]
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Man- up T. ummmm...I mean...oh never mind.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 19:04 [#02393397]
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lol, wow we are getting into the Christmas spirit early this year, huh? :)
Unfortunately, I am not a gay. :/
Thanks for the thought though, Stein.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 19:10 [#02393399]
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I wonder if the bumming has started yet?
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j4ck
from United Kingdom on 2010-09-19 19:27 [#02393400]
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wtf happened then>?
bearing in mind you are in brighton, i fear the worst
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2010-09-19 19:46 [#02393401]
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Hey black man! If you happen to read this, please post the result of your encounter with mr T. Why, you ask? Because we care! That's why!
*grabs some popcorn*
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mermaidman
on 2010-09-19 19:59 [#02393402]
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hope tractern didn't log out and left this thread on the screen
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-09-19 21:20 [#02393405]
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That'd be nuts if Tito Jackson came over and started singing ABC, all naked and covered in baby oil.
Good luck, though. Hopefully this thread isn't posted in the news after "authorities find your corpse", etc.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 21:26 [#02393406]
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Tito and Tractern sitting in a tree,B-U-M-M-I-N-G.
Childish? Me?
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2010-09-19 21:50 [#02393407]
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//Did he say "I´m black"? Or could you tell?//
He said he was African. People from Africa have a distinct accent.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-19 22:03 [#02393408]
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Genuine lol.
The only thing that sobered me up was reflecting on the sorry state of Tractern's arse now.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-20 00:36 [#02393421]
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Haha, I was worried about that at one point, actually. :D
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-09-20 00:46 [#02393424]
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This thread reminded me that I did an animation in reply to EAT DA POO POO, but I didn't care to finish it. However, here's the raw audio of it.....
Man, I gotta get around to finishing more SHIT.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-20 00:46 [#02393425]
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Okay, here's what happened:
We watched Family Guy, we went and bought some wine, he gave me some useful relationship advice and then we watched MOTD, then more Family Guy and then he left.
No bum fucking, but other fun, including free wine, FUCK YEAH!
Thanks for the concern, everyone!
Now watching the film Envy (with Jack Black and Ben Stiller). Anyone seen it?
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Geoffrey Mills
on 2010-09-20 00:52 [#02393426]
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which team did he support? i bet it was arsenal
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-09-20 00:52 [#02393427]
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SAY WHAT? You hung out with a stranger watching wine fueled Family Guy?
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-20 00:53 [#02393429]
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He said some stuff about liking Chelsea. He likes Chelsea, but I am not sure if he supports them...
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-20 00:55 [#02393431]
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Yeah, it was nice. :)
I'd recommend it to you, jnsanto. x
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-09-20 00:56 [#02393433]
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All right-- well, the next time a stranger calls me on the phone- preferably African- I'll be sure to bust out the alcohol and cartoons.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-20 01:07 [#02393434]
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Good. :)
I liked your 'poo poo' audio, but the end bit was a bit unnecessary I thought, cos it destroyed the illusion quite a bit. Still enjoyed it though, especially the bit where he almost said 'my greatest fantasy... fear' :D
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-09-20 01:28 [#02393436]
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Thanks! Well, it's the raw audio, cuz I didn't feel like taking the end out. The end bits were the various reactions for the middle of the video, cuz it was a video cutup thing, with animation parts for the explanations.
Attached is an animation frame-- but the background and foreground elements are actually not to scale, cuz the background would've been zoomed in.
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-09-20 01:29 [#02393437]
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also, the tape was not in frame, but that was for when the pony is taped to the one homosexual's back (moved diagonally off frame)
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-09-20 01:31 [#02393438]
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and when they "merge into a massive power of anal licking", the 2 and the onlookers fly together into a massive homosexual robot thing and fly into space.
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-09-20 01:33 [#02393439]
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merry go round that comes out of the floor, with ceiling damage for later when the homo giant robot flew threw
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-20 01:33 [#02393440]
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It's pretty. :)
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Peter File
from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2010-09-20 02:04 [#02393447]
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Not LCD Soundsystem's finest song, imho.
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clark672010
on 2010-09-20 08:08 [#02393458]
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really>? Unbelievable.
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big
from lsg on 2010-09-20 11:06 [#02393471]
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so he dialed your number randomly?
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-20 12:08 [#02393472]
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Exactly what I was going to say.
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cwnt
on 2010-09-20 15:34 [#02393499]
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one time my mate was on CB radio and his mum lives in a tin house from the 2nd world war (protection from bombs and bird shit and shit)
so he was on CB radio going all 'o bre fuck u all bre. u all come nad get me if u think yr hard bre'. and this old geezer was on like channel 4 or some shit going all 'oi butty ill come down and sort you out now like'. and my mate was all 'o bre come on then bre u will never trace me bro'.
neway. my m8 was messing this shit for an hour... then the car with a cb aerial pulls up outside the tin house and the blokes just waiting there and shit. and my mate is all like 'o fuck bre hes right outside' and then the geezers on the radio going 'oi butty i tracked you down butt you better not do that again or ill fucken kill ew butt'
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yann_g
from now on 2010-09-20 20:33 [#02393559]
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what kind of a significant difference does his colour make?
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big
from lsg on 2010-09-20 20:41 [#02393560]
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makes it just a bit scarier, apparently.
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yann_g
from now on 2010-09-20 22:47 [#02393568]
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interesting.
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-09-21 05:56 [#02393599]
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In Tokyo there are a lot of Africans who own hip hop fashion shops, but they have accents from Zimbabwe, etc. Not really the most hardcore urban shit, but I suppose it's a good business move.
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