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Lets say yu're made of beef...
 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-09 14:48 [#00163972]
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...What shoes would you wear, and what anecdote would you
tell the clerk?


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-04-09 14:51 [#00163974]
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I would have to have some sort of sandal....This would be so
my greasy uncooked raw toes could just ooooze out all over
the street....


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-09 14:52 [#00163977]
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If I was made of beef, I'd probably get eaten on the way to
the shoe shop, by all the mad rabid dogs in town!


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-09 14:58 [#00163990]
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http://www.cutoffmyfeet.com/



 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-09 16:33 [#00164166]
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ew. no cutting off of feet please.

if I was made of beef I would eat myself with a baked potato
and some cooked greens.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-09 16:34 [#00164167]
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http://www.cutoffmyfeet.com/

seriously, check out thelink!! its not a grim site as the
address suggests-its very funny. i guarantee it...


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-09 17:22 [#00164209]
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if i was beef meat, i'd rather rot behind the fridge, on the
ground.
i'd wear a pair of stan smithn and ill tell the clerk to try
to fuck flies in the ass.


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-09 17:24 [#00164210]
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Right on brother!


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-04-09 18:11 [#00164265]
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Would you settle for a hat made of meat?.


 

offline sgt growley from Deal (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-09 19:21 [#00164300]
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"Hello Mr Clark, do you have anything which would fit my
rather large plates of meat?.."



 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-09 20:38 [#00164360]
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I think Joey has some intentions with all the beef people.
T'will be some feast indeed. You da man Joey! Cook us
something yummy :)


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-04-09 20:51 [#00164386]
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i'd wear klogs.
i'd tell the sales clerk to stay out of denver.


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-09 20:55 [#00164397]
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being made of beef... for a vegeterian this would be a real
nightmare!! (for a "normal" person too, i think) ^^


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-09 21:04 [#00164423]
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I WANNA KILL EVERYONE
BEEF IS GOOD
BEEF IS OUR PAL


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-09 21:50 [#00164493]
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why would it be hard for a veggie? I think it would be easy.
Then they wouldnt take chuncks out of themselves when
hungry.


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-09 22:06 [#00164515]
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no... i think meat is disgusting, i would disgust myself! :)


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-09 22:09 [#00164519]
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Think of it as being made of cow flesh. Feel better?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-09 22:12 [#00164523]
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it would be to easy to pick on the vegitarian........so i
wont....i respect your right not to want to eat a nice thick
juicy steak...yummy.


 

offline Zen Storm from St. Charles (United States) on 2002-04-09 22:56 [#00164579]
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can i be the other other white meat?


 


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