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offline swift_jams from big sky on 2010-03-30 05:36 [#02374366]
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:[


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-03-30 05:46 [#02374367]
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What is the point of sharing that you worthless idiot.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2010-03-30 05:54 [#02374368]
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It's alright to admit that it made you a little puffy eyed.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-03-30 05:57 [#02374369]
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I don't deny My childhood dog 'Lucy' died and it was
horrible. What is the point of you sharing it?


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2010-03-30 06:01 [#02374370]
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If I must have a point, Sir, it is to remind those of us who
currently live with a pet in the family, to cherish the time
spent together, which is common practice amongst decent
people such as yourself, I am sure.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-03-30 06:04 [#02374371]
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I agree with that.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2010-03-30 06:05 [#02374372]
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Thank you.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-03-30 06:28 [#02374373]
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how so very ironic, i'm forced to give my 2 cats away soon.


 

offline morguean from Calgary (Canada) on 2010-03-30 06:35 [#02374374]
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that song sure doesn't make it any easier



 

offline Advocate on 2010-03-30 07:20 [#02374377]
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i thought oden was a human being and i was really
disappointed when i discovered it was a dog.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 11:15 [#02374382]
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Funny how humans cry when their pet dies, but their pet
doesn't give a shit if you die. You could have it 20 years,
but within a week of someone else's feeding and petting it
would forget you ever existed. That's the plain truth.


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2010-03-30 12:55 [#02374391]
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I love the fact how you always seem to know for sure what
other animals or people have running in their minds. It
intrigues me that somebody has that kind of knowledge.
Especially when it's not corroborated by any data.


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-03-30 13:00 [#02374392]
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and how often do dogs cry


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-30 13:00 [#02374393]
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You obviously haven't seen that episode of Futurama where
Fry's dog waits for him until the day it dies.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2010-03-30 13:28 [#02374396]
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Barcode == Guybrush


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2010-03-30 16:53 [#02374419]
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Why do you want to be such a faggot?


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-03-30 17:00 [#02374420]
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fah = fail


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2010-03-30 17:01 [#02374421]
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i read his post then glanced at his avatar and started
laughing


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-03-30 17:10 [#02374424]
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meh, teh dog got it easy. most humans with cancer have to
endure a shit streak of a battle, get wrecked with chemo and
still then have to tolerate a slow drawn out death, dude
shoulda made his dog die like a man, not pussy out with a
lil ole pink injection. whoopt ass mother fucka.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-30 18:59 [#02374428]
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incorrect


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 20:08 [#02374433]
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how vile. not only are you too brainless to look beyond your
own sentimental idiocy, but you compound your lack of
intellect by equating something or somebody you intensely
dislike to a minority group to make yourself feel superior.
lame, and weak. so weak.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 20:09 [#02374434]
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maybe it wasn't very well fed


 

offline technokungen on 2010-03-30 20:32 [#02374436]
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Cheer up! Ricky Martin is all gay now!


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-30 20:33 [#02374437]
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Shocker.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 20:44 [#02374441]
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dude seriously
Why do you want to be such a faggot?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 20:45 [#02374442]
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i mean I'M saying that and i can still taste cum in
my mouth


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 21:05 [#02374448]
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Ever thought about changing your diet fuck face?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 21:07 [#02374449]
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;)



 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2010-03-30 23:38 [#02374480]
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does not equal
did not catch the ball
fail++ im sorry


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-03-30 23:40 [#02374481]
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would you like a bigger spade?



 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2010-03-31 00:12 [#02374482]
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"dude, seriously."


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2010-03-31 00:20 [#02374483]
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Greyfriars Bobby


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2010-03-31 03:50 [#02374509]
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That is some wicked dedication!


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2010-03-31 04:25 [#02374510]
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Is the music Bon Iver?


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2010-03-31 04:59 [#02374511]
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More moving than the original post

I have been brought to tears in the same thread


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 05:48 [#02374514]
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as harsh as this sounds it has some truth in it, animals do
grow attached to humans the same way we to do to them, but
they don't have the same abstract feelings or ability to
remember and cherish memories of past events. Dogs live in
the moment and are not capable of sitting there reminiscing
of how much they loved their owners.

my cats are the same, they know me by my scent and voice,
and although they show effection to me, i know if i went
away they would be more concerend about food and keeping
warm then me being with me. and i think once a new owner
looked after him, i would not be remembered , as sad as this
is, it's true.

We can't help to anthropomorphize animals because humans
love to project ourselves onto others including animals.

i am only basing this on information i have read in books,
so i can't say this is be factual in the strictest sense


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2010-03-31 18:26 [#02374559]
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Of course it's true, only a peanut brain would think
otherwise. Like all animals, other than humans, everything
it does is based on instinct and any emotions they have are
extremely basic and completely tied to instinct.

They don't sit there reminiscing over that time you petted
it, threw a fucking ball for it to chase or gave it an extra
lamb chop. THEY DON'T LIKE YOU!

I read somewhere that when a dog leans on you, puts its paw
on you or uses its nose to make you pet them, it is looking
for a display of dominant behaviour from you.

It is behaving as an alpha male in a pack and disrespecting
you to measure the boundaries. It is not looking for
affection, but humans being more stupid than the dog always
assume its affection, because they need affection.

Your dispkat of affection is actually seen as weakness by
the dog and it messes up their psyche.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2010-03-31 19:35 [#02374565]
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Do you live for the moment or do you take time to plan
things out?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-03-31 20:21 [#02374567]
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He continues to write for the failed Barcode magazine.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 21:28 [#02374574]
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My first "genuine lol" of 2010


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-03-31 21:51 [#02374579]
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hes actually right on that...

with guide dog puppies the owners are told to let the dog
have its own bed but periodically let the smallest member of
the house hold, even a wee baby sit in its bed and if the
pup tries to get in the bed repremand it, dogs like to know
there place in the pack, and it should be the bottom place.
you gets you a better dog like that.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 22:48 [#02374585]
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So that's why they let horny old farm hands fuck them?


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 23:16 [#02374595]
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With you on that one.

Just an advert for the film capabilities of the Canon 7D.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2010-04-01 01:13 [#02374611]
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yes please, you're quite 'large' so the grave needs to be
big


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2010-04-01 02:54 [#02374625]
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I'm laughing but I'm not sure if I should let you all
kn-....dammnit.


 

offline CalumDamit from United Kingdom on 2010-04-01 17:38 [#02374685]
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Funny stuff, right there.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-04-24 11:10 [#02377560]
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The worst cycle is when one is turned on by sadness, but
made sad by being turned on.

So like once when I was in high school, I was super-hornily
wanking in my bedroom, but that just made me cry. But then
the tears made me horny, so I came in my face. But then the
orgasm made me sad, so I cried on the floor. And then the
sadness made me so horny that I ejaculated. ...And so
forth.

So then my mom comes home 2 weeks later from a business
trip, and I was on my bedroom floor- body glazed in
crackling dried cum like a donut- and I hadn't eaten in 2
weeks. My mom fucking screamed cuz she thought I was dead,
and when I noticed she was crying, I accidentally came all
over her!

It was at that moment that I knew, that I wanted to be an
archaeologist.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-04-24 17:47 [#02377586]
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lol


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2010-04-25 02:24 [#02377627]
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lol

what a way to turn this thread over


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2010-04-25 03:29 [#02377633]
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we all here at xlt thank you for you short story


 


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