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swift_jams
from big sky on 2010-03-30 05:36 [#02374366]
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-03-30 05:46 [#02374367]
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What is the point of sharing that you worthless idiot.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2010-03-30 05:54 [#02374368]
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It's alright to admit that it made you a little puffy eyed.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-03-30 05:57 [#02374369]
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I don't deny My childhood dog 'Lucy' died and it was horrible. What is the point of you sharing it?
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2010-03-30 06:01 [#02374370]
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If I must have a point, Sir, it is to remind those of us who currently live with a pet in the family, to cherish the time spent together, which is common practice amongst decent people such as yourself, I am sure.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-03-30 06:04 [#02374371]
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I agree with that.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2010-03-30 06:05 [#02374372]
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Thank you.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2010-03-30 06:28 [#02374373]
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how so very ironic, i'm forced to give my 2 cats away soon.
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morguean
from Calgary (Canada) on 2010-03-30 06:35 [#02374374]
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that song sure doesn't make it any easier
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Advocate
on 2010-03-30 07:20 [#02374377]
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i thought oden was a human being and i was really disappointed when i discovered it was a dog.
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 11:15 [#02374382]
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Funny how humans cry when their pet dies, but their pet doesn't give a shit if you die. You could have it 20 years, but within a week of someone else's feeding and petting it would forget you ever existed. That's the plain truth.
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BoxBob-K23
from Finland on 2010-03-30 12:55 [#02374391]
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I love the fact how you always seem to know for sure what other animals or people have running in their minds. It intrigues me that somebody has that kind of knowledge. Especially when it's not corroborated by any data.
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Guybrush
from the white room on 2010-03-30 13:00 [#02374392]
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and how often do dogs cry
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-30 13:00 [#02374393]
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You obviously haven't seen that episode of Futurama where Fry's dog waits for him until the day it dies.
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2010-03-30 13:28 [#02374396]
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Barcode == Guybrush
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2010-03-30 16:53 [#02374419]
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Why do you want to be such a faggot?
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Guybrush
from the white room on 2010-03-30 17:00 [#02374420]
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fah = fail
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2010-03-30 17:01 [#02374421]
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i read his post then glanced at his avatar and started laughing
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-03-30 17:10 [#02374424]
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meh, teh dog got it easy. most humans with cancer have to endure a shit streak of a battle, get wrecked with chemo and still then have to tolerate a slow drawn out death, dude shoulda made his dog die like a man, not pussy out with a lil ole pink injection. whoopt ass mother fucka.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-30 18:59 [#02374428]
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incorrect
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 20:08 [#02374433]
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how vile. not only are you too brainless to look beyond your own sentimental idiocy, but you compound your lack of intellect by equating something or somebody you intensely dislike to a minority group to make yourself feel superior. lame, and weak. so weak.
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 20:09 [#02374434]
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maybe it wasn't very well fed
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technokungen
on 2010-03-30 20:32 [#02374436]
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Cheer up! Ricky Martin is all gay now!
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-30 20:33 [#02374437]
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Shocker.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 20:44 [#02374441]
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dude seriously Why do you want to be such a faggot?
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 20:45 [#02374442]
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i mean I'M saying that and i can still taste cum in my mouth
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 21:05 [#02374448]
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Ever thought about changing your diet fuck face?
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2010-03-30 21:07 [#02374449]
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;)
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2010-03-30 23:38 [#02374480]
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does not equal did not catch the ball fail++ im sorry
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Guybrush
from the white room on 2010-03-30 23:40 [#02374481]
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would you like a bigger spade?
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2010-03-31 00:12 [#02374482]
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"dude, seriously."
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Mr Brazil
from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2010-03-31 00:20 [#02374483]
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Greyfriars Bobby
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2010-03-31 03:50 [#02374509]
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That is some wicked dedication!
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gl0tch
from www.gl0tch.com   on 2010-03-31 04:25 [#02374510]
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Is the music Bon Iver?
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2010-03-31 04:59 [#02374511]
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More moving than the original post
I have been brought to tears in the same thread
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 05:48 [#02374514]
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as harsh as this sounds it has some truth in it, animals do grow attached to humans the same way we to do to them, but they don't have the same abstract feelings or ability to remember and cherish memories of past events. Dogs live in the moment and are not capable of sitting there reminiscing of how much they loved their owners.
my cats are the same, they know me by my scent and voice, and although they show effection to me, i know if i went away they would be more concerend about food and keeping warm then me being with me. and i think once a new owner looked after him, i would not be remembered , as sad as this is, it's true.
We can't help to anthropomorphize animals because humans love to project ourselves onto others including animals.
i am only basing this on information i have read in books, so i can't say this is be factual in the strictest sense
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2010-03-31 18:26 [#02374559]
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Of course it's true, only a peanut brain would think otherwise. Like all animals, other than humans, everything it does is based on instinct and any emotions they have are extremely basic and completely tied to instinct.
They don't sit there reminiscing over that time you petted it, threw a fucking ball for it to chase or gave it an extra lamb chop. THEY DON'T LIKE YOU!
I read somewhere that when a dog leans on you, puts its paw on you or uses its nose to make you pet them, it is looking for a display of dominant behaviour from you.
It is behaving as an alpha male in a pack and disrespecting you to measure the boundaries. It is not looking for affection, but humans being more stupid than the dog always assume its affection, because they need affection.
Your dispkat of affection is actually seen as weakness by the dog and it messes up their psyche.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2010-03-31 19:35 [#02374565]
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Do you live for the moment or do you take time to plan things out?
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-03-31 20:21 [#02374567]
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He continues to write for the failed Barcode magazine.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 21:28 [#02374574]
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My first "genuine lol" of 2010
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-03-31 21:51 [#02374579]
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hes actually right on that...
with guide dog puppies the owners are told to let the dog have its own bed but periodically let the smallest member of the house hold, even a wee baby sit in its bed and if the pup tries to get in the bed repremand it, dogs like to know there place in the pack, and it should be the bottom place. you gets you a better dog like that.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 22:48 [#02374585]
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So that's why they let horny old farm hands fuck them?
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-31 23:16 [#02374595]
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With you on that one.
Just an advert for the film capabilities of the Canon 7D.
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2010-04-01 01:13 [#02374611]
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yes please, you're quite 'large' so the grave needs to be big
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2010-04-01 02:54 [#02374625]
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I'm laughing but I'm not sure if I should let you all kn-....dammnit.
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CalumDamit
from United Kingdom on 2010-04-01 17:38 [#02374685]
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Funny stuff, right there.
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-04-24 11:10 [#02377560]
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The worst cycle is when one is turned on by sadness, but made sad by being turned on.
So like once when I was in high school, I was super-hornily wanking in my bedroom, but that just made me cry. But then the tears made me horny, so I came in my face. But then the orgasm made me sad, so I cried on the floor. And then the sadness made me so horny that I ejaculated. ...And so forth.
So then my mom comes home 2 weeks later from a business trip, and I was on my bedroom floor- body glazed in crackling dried cum like a donut- and I hadn't eaten in 2 weeks. My mom fucking screamed cuz she thought I was dead, and when I noticed she was crying, I accidentally came all over her!
It was at that moment that I knew, that I wanted to be an archaeologist.
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-04-24 17:47 [#02377586]
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lol
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2010-04-25 02:24 [#02377627]
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lol
what a way to turn this thread over
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2010-04-25 03:29 [#02377633]
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we all here at xlt thank you for you short story
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