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tell a lie!! make up a story about what happened today!! no fear , let your hairs down! : P |
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i woke up and lightning exploded from my very being. i created an astral copy of myself to take over a small nearby town, projecting my face in the sky like skelator in the live action he-man movie. i commanded them to behold my countenance and despair, all the while heating up a cup of coffee from a pot i made the previous night before. meanwhile my astral copy commanded that the mayor bring forth the golden smegsmorph, which is somewhere between the triforce and the autobot matrix of leadership. with my mind i prepared a small alter for him to lay it on, and once he did i thrust him into a dimension beyond worlds, where his physicality dissolved immediately but his consciousness would remain, driven infinitely mad. then i used the smegsmorph to taylor the town to my own dark heart, just like in the snes zelda game, complete with squirrels carrying daggers and 16 bit flashes of lightning in the background. all the while my physical self was enjoying the cup of coffee i had warmed up. by this time i was on the internet updating my facebook status to let everyone else know i was drinking coffee as well. then my cat meowed for attention and rolled on her back, but when i went to pet her she grabbed at me with her paws and then ran away. |
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i volunteered for the womans institute of knitted craft ! then trained 7 little puppies to juggle bread sticks ....actually they all knew how to do it by them selves, but i said i trained them to look kinda clever then then we all had tea! actually im txting whist i eat on my xp mobile phone thingy...very rude must dash bye!! |
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i got past level one on Wizard's Pet |
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galsse HAHAHAAHAA : P P |
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Now I'ma drive around town in a brand new Maxima See a hitch hiker, bam! now I got a passenger Asked him where he lived while I looked at his gear He told me it was close and I should make a left here Dude was looking busted but he had a nice watch Some shit that I was liable to gaffle and rock So I said hold up and parked the car on Fifth And said "the watch and your money bitch, run that shit!" I was walking down the block, just minding my own When I saw this bangin' biddy with the caramel tone I said my name is T, yo, I'm all alone And I'm looking for a girl to get naked and bone She said, "I love a man that's firm and direct Let's go to my apartment and have some sex" I said "bet. Yo bitch, what kinda ride you got?" Then she grabbed me by the wood and I was hard as a rock When we got to the spot she got down on her knees I was thinking 'bout the pussy and the color TV She was playing with the coochie as she started to strip She was sucking my dick, I busted off on her tits Then I got up, put my shit back in my drawers There was come on her face, she was lying on the floor Then I pulled out my toolie and I aimed it at her lip I said "earrings and the stereo, run that shit!" So it was quite nice day for me, overall. :) |
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I briefly seriously considered paying my debts. |
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I am IDM |
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today i sang in front of more than 9000 people. |
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if cats jump really high they turn into dog bats, but only if they lick there legs faster than rabbits can bob up n down in the spring time air. This has only been caught on my cctv system 6 times in two days so its a rare event that needs tramplines kittycat treacle mix, cotton swabs a cd with sounds of carrots being eaten. oh , and at least 45 cats that like to bounce and lick treacle off their legs. |
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lmao |
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My pubic hair didn't get set on fire by the gas stove, when I was naked water boiling for tea. |
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i was 12years old yesterday, until i wished i was older at an amusement park fortune telling machine... now i'm TOM HANKS. |
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today i tried to plug in the typewriter ...two pins at the top and one pin at the bottom ....Well the socket has two pins at the bottom and one pin at the top , it beakers belief it completely defies comprehension : ( |
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i punched a fiery warlike tybalt. |
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aphex album out in march |
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I slept well last night, and dreamed happy thoughts. |
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this might not be a lie i might just want to say something in this lie thread>? > i dont mind people being a little bit slow ( i find them quite charming and i love all people no matter how high your IQ may be) but when someone is blatantly wrong and it is their job to know the procedure a s a matter of financial security! But get it wrong and then blame me a customer for wanting more than my moneys worth and gets all stroppy and a freaking argument boils up at my *********************************************************** economic & emotional expense !! I'd like to ***************************************** with a fresh pine apple from its originating soil.. yum yum!! i love pineapples!! freqy x |
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*** did not = naughty words. |
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johnny rotten phoned me last night all about xlt and in particular about this thread, he rather harshly sung down the telephonic communication system into my ear.: THIS IS NOT A LIE THREAD THIS IS NOT A LIEE THREEEAD THIS IS NOT A LIEE THREEADD!!! |
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I just won a million$$! |
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i met these two gorgeous girls who were making out on a ceephax gig, who invited me to a threesome and to listen to the secret caustic window tape. |
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i punched a dog |
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FUUUUCK WRONG THREAD!!!!! |
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OUTRAGE!!! |
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ordered a second hand MOTU (mark of the unicorn) audio interface unit the other week!!needed it for the queens DAW system i was building her , had it shipped direct to Buckingham palace ....the queen is there, with flute in hand and awesome effects pedal combo ..really impressed with her set up ...anyway i open the box from her own personal royal mail service an inside is not my audio unit, but a Masters of the universe battle cruiser! not impressed I was sent to the tower for 4 days with no water. and the crows kept squarking at pooping on me. |
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i am the only xltronic user |
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I'm cool... |
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i did not lie just now in the other thread, |
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I read the whole thread. |
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Freqy is not Merzbow! |
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Today I pinched one out. |
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