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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-25 15:12 [#02361930]
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Itchy bum nuggets, picking them out then having to interact
with someone while your hands smell of poo.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-25 15:15 [#02361931]
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And when you pull them out, you're trying to be all sly as
if you're getting something out of your back pocket but one
inevitably pulls a hair out and that makes you wince and
look fucking stupid.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2010-01-25 15:38 [#02361937]
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why did i read that at all ?


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-01-25 16:34 [#02361962]
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Oh, man, DIS SHOW IS SO TIGHT!!! Me and da boyz alwayz
light up a 10 inch fattie and watch this shit in the back of
my lino, CUZ IT'S *REEEAL*, from the STREETS.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2010-01-25 16:38 [#02361963]
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worst thing ever= the flavor of lamb.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-01-25 16:51 [#02361964]
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What's good is human+lamb. It costs a lot in restaurants,
cuz the preparation takes about 3 months. It requires
having a human to form a loving bond with a lamb.
Eventually they have to get close enough to have sex.

So in the restaurant, there's a special preparation room,
where the human and lamb have sex. At the peak of climax
for both, the floor opens up and they're dropped into the
flash fryer, to stop the libido and ecstasy in its tracks!

Various parts are then sliced thinly. One always has to eat
the human and lamb simultaneously, which brings orgasm at
every bite.

Soft on the inside, crisp on the outside.

OKAY, sorry-- I just woke up.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2010-01-25 17:54 [#02361975]
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fuck u u tastless mcdonalds eating fucking american cunt. go
eat some grass wankbag tossing fat enducing paedoskeleton
fucking mongface.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-01-25 17:56 [#02361976]
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condescending europeans - 1
lamb-loathing americans - 0


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2010-01-25 17:58 [#02361977]
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suck my cheeseburger you buggering rabbit rapist


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-01-25 17:59 [#02361980]
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i'm here for you baby :-*


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2010-01-25 18:03 [#02361983]
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thankyou sir!


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2010-01-25 20:10 [#02362034]
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I did actually have McDonalds like 2 weeks ago for the first
time in like 2 years. I was getting my car smog checked and
there were too many people ahead of me in line, and it was
the closest restaurant in walking distance. The fries were
good, the burger borderline mediocre. I'd give the entire
meal a B-. The service was prompt however.

As for Lamb, I don't know why but it's so fucking foul. If
you walk up to living sheep, you can smell that god awful
flavor emminating from them, you really can.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2010-01-25 20:16 [#02362035]
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edit: fries = "chips."


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-01-25 20:18 [#02362036]
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Eating corpses is generally disgusting, but lamb meat has
nice depth to it. Much like liver, it's not best served
plain.

I like lamb.

I LI' I' A' LO'.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-25 20:26 [#02362039]
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The only bad lamb I've ever had is when people take the
liberty of cooking it rare or well done.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2010-01-25 20:28 [#02362040]
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oh also:

fuck u u crumpet eating fucking pompus brit. you probably
sound like niles crane from fraiser. ibet your teeth are all
maligned. you have urgent need go dentistry. go set your
fucking clock to greenwich mean time and spread fancy jams
on your crumpets in your winstion churchill tank top.

... I love you.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-25 20:32 [#02362041]
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Why would he need to set his clock to GMT if he already
lives in Britain?


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2010-01-25 20:34 [#02362042]
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thats what i wanna know about it.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2010-01-25 20:39 [#02362043]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-01-25 21:07 [#02362044]
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The highlights of this thread are Indie's posts and the part
of jnasato's post where I misinterpreted "get close
enough to have sex
" as a spacial barrier that needed to
be circumvented.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-25 21:10 [#02362045]
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I sent you an email.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-25 21:11 [#02362046]
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Through the internet.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-25 21:15 [#02362047]
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Which is a digital means of communication, information and
networking.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2010-01-25 22:07 [#02362051]
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haha! good stuff. youre right thou.. :)


 

offline broken phillip on 2010-01-26 01:59 [#02362063]
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LAZY_LAMB-2009

LAZY_LAMB-2008

LAZY_LAMB-2007

LAZY_LAMB-2006

LAZY_LAMB-2005


 

offline YosepH on 2010-12-02 09:59 [#02399820]
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don' t eat anything with a mom


 


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