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offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-05 07:51 [#00158825]
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Where's you hide?


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-04-05 07:52 [#00158828]
Points: 5499 Status: Lurker



then i would be dead of kidney failure.


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-05 07:54 [#00158830]
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damn. it's "Where'd yo hide?"

not only kidney, if yu want my opinion.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-04-05 08:02 [#00158834]
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then i would cut off my beard, and trim my hair, and live in
new york, where no-one would notice me.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-05 08:17 [#00158840]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



antarctica.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-05 08:22 [#00158841]
Points: 7327 Status: Addict



-bathroom
-steal a boat and sail to australia
-circus
-newdist camp
-here at the famed Aphextwin.nu named "Imnotbinladen"
-underground
-underground dj "DJ Binster"
-castle
-attic
-crashing at good ol' Hammad's place
-his mom's freezer


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-04-05 08:29 [#00158845]
Points: 544 Status: Regular



under the bed of every american child.


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-05 09:11 [#00158883]
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Ewww!
Yu've maybe seen Monsters inc.
Imagine A monstropolis citizen with bin laden's face.


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-05 12:00 [#00158984]
Points: 5444 Status: Regular



under a burqua


 

offline eZp from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-04-05 12:04 [#00158990]
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in an american Aircraft carrier.


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-05 12:11 [#00158995]
Points: 1371 Status: Lurker



I would quit being a terrorist and spend my huge wealth on
some hi-class prostitutes

naturally I would shave my gay beard off too


 

offline grinningcat from london (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-05 12:50 [#00159040]
Points: 1073 Status: Lurker



bush IS bin laden.

have u ever seen the both of them together??!

see.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-05 12:51 [#00159041]
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OSAMA IS INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-04-05 12:59 [#00159049]
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did you hear? they discovered Bin Laden's finger prints!!!!


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-04-05 13:00 [#00159051]
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on Gorge Bush's face... hahaha


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-05 13:03 [#00159057]
Points: 5444 Status: Regular



does that mean they had sex?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-05 13:13 [#00159069]
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wait til they check bush's A-hole...


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-04-05 13:20 [#00159087]
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it means Bush got a good old "bitch slap" on the face.....


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-04-05 13:50 [#00159144]
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the skeleton wearing a ten gallon hat walked across the
desert for miles until it realized that it didn't even have
the most basic rudiments to hold it together, like tendons,
cartilage, fristle etc...and so it fell apart and collapsed
in a heap of bones in the sand..but then it remembered that
it didn't have a brain so he couldn't possibly arrive at his
previous realization, so he gathered himself back up dusted
off the sand and carried on his path...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-05 14:17 [#00159186]
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flea....flea....wake up dear....it's time to go to
school.....you've been dribbling in your sleep
again.....wake up wake up.....


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-05 14:20 [#00159195]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular



If i was bin laden i would become really fat so no one would
recognise me. And shave off that beard as well.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-04-05 14:49 [#00159235]
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if i was bin laden i wouldn't attack civilan targets but i
would continue slapping Bush's face.....


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-05 14:51 [#00159238]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular | Followup to Salma Hayek: #00159235



With your penis?

Eurgh, the thought came into my head. I feel dirty now :s


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-04-05 14:53 [#00159245]
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slapping is generally done with the hand.....


 

offline astar from Canada on 2002-04-05 15:20 [#00159296]
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CIA HQ.


 

offline cioxx from Glendale, CA (United States) on 2002-04-05 15:32 [#00159325]
Points: 17 Status: Lurker



Move to live with RDJ


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-05 15:35 [#00159330]
Points: 5444 Status: Regular | Followup to Salma Hayek: #00159245



...and the first penis with fingerprints is not invented yet


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-05 17:12 [#00159471]
Points: 1331 Status: Lurker



i 'll work as a gardener, in a catholic church, in New York.


 

offline Mite from Gent (Belgium) on 2002-04-05 17:25 [#00159492]
Points: 39 Status: Lurker



I'd wear a reggae hat (red-yellow-green) and go to the
nearest coffeshop (e.g. Checkpoint, Terneuzen, The
Netherlands)


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-05 17:35 [#00159501]
Points: 1331 Status: Lurker | Followup to Mite: #00159492



bien vu.


 


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