 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 (nobody)...and 249 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2613474 Today 0 Topics 127502 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
we can only have one wolf on this board at a time! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
.....oh i cant stay mad at you..... give me a hug. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
One of you can be Hungry Like The Wolf, and the other can be Teen Wolf. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Oh my god....we only need another for the total awesomeness . |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
We need someone to be An American Werewolf In London. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Ive phoned around-no joy.Although a friend from Whitby has a basil brush glove puppet and is willing to do a turn. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Daffy Duck, Woody Woodpecker, Basil Brush. To be a popular cartoon/puppet, you have to have an annoying laugh and an alliterative name. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
What do you get if you cross a puppet with an actress? Sooty & Streep |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Oh dear, Atty! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
This is one my old science teacher used on me, from that list: 'Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."' |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Ace ive been looking for somewhere else to hang out.... :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Haha, you can post woodworking puns and jokes. How far can one man throw a piece of wood? I don't know, but Edward Woodward would. *Cough* |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
See thats what Im talking about...carpentry and bad jokes... My user names gonna be Mrs.A 'two sheds' Jackson. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
What's funny is that me and my brother were talking about Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson the other day. Me and you could work for a Christmas Cracker factory that specialises in wood jokes. And as it's (nowhere) near Christmas, let's bring out this one: What do you call a blind Reindeer? No eyed-deer. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
We could also write the jokes on the back of Penguin bars. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs? Still no eyed-deer Blind with no legs and mating? Still no fucking eyed-dear. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you made me do it! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
some of these posts made me push the help button. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. ANYWAY...Im not doing xmas this year.Im thinking about a holiday. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Push it in. How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Get the elephant out and push the giraffe in. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
but xmas is a holiday |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I could do a joke about Jesus being "nailed to his job," but I just did. I'm not a Christmas person. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
NOw look what youve done. RD's started. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
This thread is now "the poor menagerie of puns and one-liners." What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Cant we do something else...I know! lol idm. I'll start... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Do you mean like |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Or this? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
And |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
At the risk of sounding incredibly thick, I have to ask, is there a pun I'm missing in "no eyed-deer" or is it one of those jokes that's bad in a good way? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Say it out loud, it'll reveal itself to you. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Oh goodness, that's all it took. I really should have more spoken conversations. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i read this thread title and thought the wolf man was back so i scrolled up to check but it wasnt just the same old melting bear |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
two drums and a symbol fall out of a heli-copter, bum bum tissshhh |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
