new apple | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
Now online (1)
Monoid
...and 269 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2613477
Today 3
Topics 127503
  
 
Messageboard index
new apple
 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-21 02:17 [#02337982]
Points: 1985 Status: Lurker



LAZY_smart


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-21 03:44 [#02338001]
Points: 5473 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



looks interesting, but i feel content using my track pad,
but i would give it a shot


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2009-10-21 04:31 [#02338018]
Points: 2070 Status: Lurker



yeah has Apple ever managed to build a decent mouse? i don't
trust this thing. trackpad ftw.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-10-21 16:58 [#02338215]
Points: 3644 Status: Regular



why does apple hate the blind so much


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-21 17:23 [#02338220]
Points: 6015 Status: Lurker



just a leopard with snow on it.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-21 18:05 [#02338227]
Points: 3185 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



Wow, it'll sure make sharing photos, downloading the latest
movie trailers and creating beats that much easier.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2009-10-21 18:43 [#02338239]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



Magic Pussy — with its low-profile design and seamless top
shell — is so sleek and dramatically different, it brings
a whole new feel to the way you ptifiully masturbate while
crying. You can’t help but marvel at its smooth,
buttonless appearance. Then you touch it and instantly
appreciate how good it feels in your hand. But it’s when
you start using Magic Pussy that everything comes together.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-21 18:46 [#02338240]
Points: 6015 Status: Lurker



it's just borderline hilariously cheezy.

I mean cmon now, is this the future or something? why can't
things look organic anymore.

this looks like a toilet seat.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-21 19:09 [#02338243]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to Steinvordhosbn: #02338227



Gah, I can only create spreadsheets and pie charts on my
Windows computer.


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2009-10-22 04:22 [#02338300]
Points: 2070 Status: Lurker | Followup to : #02338205



really? i don't like my Mighty Mouse. It's heavy, bulky, the
squeeze-side buttons are crap and the scroll-clit is kind of
broken, wow. I really like Apple hardware, but so far they
failed with mice. Their trackpads though, are fantastic. So
now they slap a crippled version of their trackpad onto a
device which they have a long history of fail with. (the
side-way swipes in their video does not look like
advancement imo).


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-10-22 04:34 [#02338301]
Points: 2281 Status: Lurker



i'll buy anything thats shiny and made by apple.

i hope they put radiation in it so it melts the hands of
anyone that uses it.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-22 08:56 [#02338340]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to gingaling: #02338301



Any time I see these pristine white Apple products I think
about how long it'll take for them to lose its shinyness
from actual usage.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-10-22 09:06 [#02338342]
Points: 2281 Status: Lurker | Followup to Descent: #02338340



is that a good thing or not?

i find apple products wholly offensive, like someone using a
laptop in public no bother,
someone on a mac in public, jus makes me wanna punch them,
not too hard mind, then stamp all over the mac.
and the number of times ive nearly gone into a rage at a
party cause some knobs are always agruing over whose ipod to
play music from.... ahhh j'ai detest le pomme


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-22 09:12 [#02338345]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to gingaling: #02338342



The thing about Apple products is that purchasing them makes
you a member of "The Children of the Mac" where you must
attempt to spread the word on how much better your life
would be if you buy a Mac by using Jehovah's Witness style
methods of disseminating your cult's lore to those
uninformed masses of infidel users of Windows.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-10-22 09:16 [#02338348]
Points: 2281 Status: Lurker



lols.

well jovos aint welcome on my stoop .... unless its sunday
morn and people are still up and wired, but then they never
seem to stay too long... and neither are the children of the
mac.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-22 09:18 [#02338350]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to gingaling: #02338348



This pretty much sums it up.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-22 09:30 [#02338355]
Points: 3185 Status: Regular | Followup to Descent: #02338350 | Show recordbag



Lovely stuff. That fucking Windows 7 Launch Party video. The
most asinine marketing idea ever.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-22 09:34 [#02338358]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to Steinvordhosbn: #02338355



In this video, skip to 0:10 and watch the lady in
purple's hand slither down the older lady's shoulder. It's
cringeworthy beyond cringeworthy.


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2009-10-22 09:37 [#02338361]
Points: 2070 Status: Lurker | Followup to Descent: #02338358



:(


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-10-22 11:12 [#02338392]
Points: 2281 Status: Lurker | Followup to Descent: #02338350



:D best bit of reading ive done in a while!


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-10-22 16:16 [#02338508]
Points: 16057 Status: Regular | Followup to Descent: #02338358



Ha ha!


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-22 16:17 [#02338509]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02338508



Whenever I watch that video, it hurts inside.


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-10-22 16:18 [#02338510]
Points: 16057 Status: Regular | Followup to Descent: #02338509



My god, man, stop watching it!


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-22 16:21 [#02338511]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02338510



I just can't stop. Her hand brushed her shoulder in the most
disgusting way, It's killing me.


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-10-22 16:24 [#02338513]
Points: 16057 Status: Regular | Followup to Descent: #02338511



Eh eh eh


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-22 16:28 [#02338515]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02338513



It's like a vortex of bad acting and awkward camera gazing.


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-10-22 16:29 [#02338516]
Points: 16057 Status: Regular | Followup to Descent: #02338515



Eh eh eh?


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-22 16:30 [#02338518]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02338516



I did three activities!


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-10-22 16:36 [#02338520]
Points: 16057 Status: Regular | Followup to Descent: #02338518



That sroke of the arm reminded me of Anne, from semi-liked
show Little Britain.
eh eh eh


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-10-22 16:41 [#02338521]
Points: 16057 Status: Regular



Anne


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2009-10-22 17:49 [#02338535]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



I really don't see how a mouse without any tactile feedback
at all is going to improve the user experience.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-10-22 18:17 [#02338537]
Points: 16982 Status: Regular | Followup to Descent: #02338358 | Show recordbag



What I love is the deeply upsetting fake laugh and
glazed-over countenance of our purple heroine at 0:21.


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2009-10-23 07:41 [#02338604]
Points: 2070 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #02338537



well, Apple seem to like it too.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-23 15:22 [#02338772]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict



Why the hell is Windows now marketing towards the social
clique aspect that Apple has already pinned with it's legion
of clones? If Microsoft had this sort of following it'd be
exactly like this cringefest of lonelies that the adverts
imply.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2009-10-23 21:31 [#02338880]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker | Followup to Descent: #02338772



Because its a formula that seems to work. Apple has been
extremely successful with that market even though it has a
substandard OS and hardware.


 


Messageboard index