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Can testacals be too big?
 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-10-19 15:47 [#02337555]
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My testacals are larger than they are supposed to be I
think. I never knew really because I don't look at other
guys or nothing like that, but I got a girlfriend and she
saw them and said they are way bigger than the other guys
she has seen. I guess I kinda knew they were big but I
didn't know too big. Now they are like the size of a large
orang or a medium grape-fruit. It doesn't really bother me
except if I run or jump because they are kind of heavy and
will hit my legs and thighs. I am a little scared now
because she thinks I should go to the doctor but I don't
want them to be something wrong. Do doctors remove parts of
testacals to make them smaller, because it would be nice if
my scrotem sack didn't weight 3-4 pounds, but I don't really
want to lose my ability to be a man. So I guess what I'm
wondering is does anyone else have testes of my similar size
and if so is it a problem, or does anyone know anything
about diseases with having huge balls? Like grape-fruit or
orange.


 

offline Sano on 2009-10-19 16:40 [#02337565]
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That happens when you're on Ketamine, it's one of its side
effects.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-19 16:42 [#02337566]
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It proves your masculinity.
FACT-John Waynes real name was Marion,but he didnt get
called Gayboy or Fairycake -he got called The Duke,because
he had huge balls.Which were also made of steel.



 

offline altai on 2009-10-19 16:56 [#02337570]
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just be lucky your testical isn't on your face


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2009-10-19 17:01 [#02337572]
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The famous Icelandic humour.


 

offline altai on 2009-10-19 17:15 [#02337576]
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*claps testicals*


 

offline big from lsg on 2009-10-20 02:22 [#02337645]
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go to the doctor to confirm you don't have testicular
cancer

a guy posted about a big ball (just one) and it was
hilarious and after he week he did go to the doctors and he
did have the c. so he lost a ball and got a funny custom
title


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-20 06:20 [#02337670]
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lol


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-20 11:10 [#02337775]
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last word for today:

testucals


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1773 on 2009-10-20 11:28 [#02337783]
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Uh, I'd get them looked at. i think nuts should be around a
good golfball or bigger


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-20 23:30 [#02337961]
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It seems you have elephantitis, a disease that causes a
person to slowly turn into an elephant, starting with the
balls. Elephants have super long dicks though so your
girlfriend might like it. One known cure though is hitting
your balls really hard with a hammer.

Disclaimer:
This medical information is, at best, of a general nature
and cannot substitute for the advice of a medical
professional (for instance, a qualified doctor/physician,
nurse, pharmacist/chemist, or Homeopathologist). I am not a
doctor.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-10-21 04:39 [#02338021]
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Sometimes when i adjust my sitting position, one of my balls
gets squished slightly under my leg. It's shortly painful.
Or am i the only one who experiences this?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-21 04:40 [#02338022]
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lol! it can happen


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-10-21 04:52 [#02338024]
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pics


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-10-21 05:02 [#02338026]
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I hate talking about testikals


 


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