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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 16:02 [#02334129]
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In celebration of xltronic rearing its ugly head back onto the internet's ugly body I have made a new spam:
http://www.speedyshare.com/585340961.html
I continue my theme of sucking at music, but this time I only use 3 chords (the 1,4 and 5... so for c major its ceg, fac, gbd.. and for a minor its ace, dfa, egb). Also the 'melody' (yeah right, I don't now how to make melody) only uses notes from the chord. I got this amazing idea from the song 'twinkle twinkle little star'.
Includes 4 gay songs. That's 400% more gayness than just 1 song!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 16:04 [#02334130]
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Oh cool I forgot to lazy link, this will be a good excuse to bump my thread and increase the number of replies from 1 to 2!:
LAZY$TITLE
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rad smiles
on 2009-10-07 17:11 [#02334179]
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i kind of wondered that. then i tried it at work and no dice.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 18:03 [#02334238]
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Yeah, me too. Cos I am sure it had been the only site to go a bit funny before...
But hooray for it being back in operation and making us all realise how horrifically dependant on it we all are! ^^
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 18:34 [#02334256]
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this is a colossal release! i am very excited, i feel like i'm going to become..... rabid
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 19:03 [#02334266]
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Man, you should see this booger I picked just now. I mean there's boogers... and then there's BOOGERS. And this was the latter. It wasn't the most epic booger ever but it was pretty good.
Ok, it has multiple parts but on the whole its about the length of my pinky fingernail (unless you count the slimy strand end which makes it a little more than twice that long). So its kind of long, but quite thin. The main part has two yellowy white ends with an unusually brownish center. The center kind of has the look of chicken skin. The whole thing is mostly pretty hard but one of the yellowy/white ends has a more liquidy thin long slime strand that actually gets oranger the further out it goes.
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Cliff Glitchard
from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-10-07 19:19 [#02334276]
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i once tried writing the ultimate song by playing one chord for 3 minutes and just using a pitch bend to create a melody.
it probably would have cured cancer and aids it was that good, but i forgot to record it, and just couldn't replicate it.
my bad.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 19:23 [#02334277]
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You dont take cocaine do you wMw? It sounds big enough to have a street value.
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-10-07 19:26 [#02334278]
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it actually only 300% more gayness than 1 gay song w m w
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-10-07 19:27 [#02334279]
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pretty dope/gay/awesome song(s) though!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-10-07 19:40 [#02334286]
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Oh cool I forgot to lazy link, this will be a good excuse to bump my thread and increase the number of replies from 1 to 2!
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 19:42 [#02334287]
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400% gayness is a pretty good deal i think
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 19:59 [#02334290]
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I th ink I me ant to write '400% times more gayness.
Cuz one song has 100% gayness, which is the same as 100/100, which is the same as 1. Then 4 times 1 is 4. But I worded it addititivititily, not multiplipluctatedly so I think it is 300% more but 400% times more or something.
But this would mean there is actually 100% more gayness than originally advertised.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 20:00 [#02334291]
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Wait no, it was false advertising. There is 100% less gayness than originally advertised, I'm sorry.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-10-07 20:08 [#02334294]
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thanks for clarifying
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2009-10-07 20:14 [#02334295]
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This is giving me a appetite.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 20:27 [#02334302]
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I wonder if brains have boogers but we just can't ever reach to pick them.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 20:30 [#02334304]
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My Mum told me if I picked my nose my head would cave in.
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-10-07 20:39 [#02334310]
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she lied
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2009-10-08 01:24 [#02334326]
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I picture a person with down syndrome with a party hat on dancing to the third part. it's his birthday and all he wants to do is dance!
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freqy
on 2009-10-08 01:27 [#02334327]
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wmw my life is a computer game when i hear you on my mp3 in the street i jump over peoples heads and collect stars and everything.!
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freqy
on 2009-10-08 04:17 [#02334364]
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but much more this. This was just one day in the life of wmw musics.
thank you
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2009-10-08 04:20 [#02334365]
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you'ra a gifted man.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-08 04:47 [#02334367]
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Thanks nigresses!
Here's two more songs, unfortunately: LAZY_TITLE
I basically just set up dummy silent 'guide chords' using only those 3 chords I mentioned. Just kind of whatever pattern sounds goodish, spaced about 8 rows apart. Then make the real notes doing whatever the hell you want but having to use only the notes in the guide chord. Like:
-ceg (do any stuff with notes c,e and g in this section) - - - - - - - fac (do any stuff with notes f,a and c in this section) - - - - - - -
(but occasionally these notes sound ok in their respective sections too, just used less frequently:
ceg: also d,b fac: also e,g gbd: also f,a (basically the notes left/right adjacent to the first letter on each above sentence)
) But I don't know what I'm doing.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-10-08 06:20 [#02334397]
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my life is a computer game
A+
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2009-10-08 07:11 [#02334399]
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what are you doing?
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-08 09:31 [#02334428]
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i actually like the end part, emotional and very moving i thought
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